Province’s rat patrol called in to investigate as town of Bowden announces discovery of dead vermin

There's a term most people will be familiar with called a "Gold Star Lesbian," that is to say, a lesbian who's never had sex with a man. She

An autistic woman who habitually apologises to furniture when she accidentally bumps into it becomes a sadistic bloodthirsty monster when unleashed onto video games, sources report. Emma Bernard, 25,…