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Perry Agas

@perryagas.bsky.social
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Eats the best damn challah in this town. Old enough to be your sitcom dad.

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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 1h
Guess we’re just stuck with mocking users and throwing them in the garbage when we see them on a table.
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ACLU @aclu.org · 1h
BREAKING: The Supreme Court has agreed to hear our case challenging the Trump administration’s cruel and illegal policy subjecting millions of immigrants to mandatory detention. We'll see the administration in court.
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Dr Stephen Poop @jjo42069.bsky.social · 1h
At some point we all have to wonder if @gavinnewsom.bsky.social tires of a giant piece of shit
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 19h
I needed the cute and thought you might, too.
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGurl @marzgurl.com · 26/09/2026
I'm thrilled to have a fantastic work opportunity coming up, but it doesn't start until a little over a month from now. Until then, if you need some caption editing work done, I could use the extra work for the next month! Please reach out if you make videos and I can help with your captions!
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Kaylyn Saucedo - Closed Caption and Subtitle Editor | MARZGURL PRODUCTIONS
Kaylyn Saucedo's professional portfolio for closed caption and subtitle editing
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carlydraws @carlydraws.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah. Not a trace of solidarity with other creative workers going on there!
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 20h
Romance is a genre that gives a lot of young writers work. Romance, erotica, horror, etc.Turning it over to AI just because you don’t think it’s High Art would be terrible for the writing world.
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 30/09/2026
Go play with fire
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If you happen to know who this Cornell "Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information.
And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 21h
I remember when Megyn Kelly was playing up being an anti-sexual harassment activist during MeToo. Guess that wasn’t as lucrative as being a shitty person.
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
givebutter.com/5787-tzedakah
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High Holy Days 5787 Tzedakah Campaign
By Gaza Soup Kitchen
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want to make my bed but there’s a bed monster.
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have my issues with Bluesky, but I must laugh at the “Bluesky failed” crowd. Failed at doing what? Replacing Twitter? GOOD. I don’t want those people coming over here.
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was totally baffled by this—I thought maybe I missed something. Because why would she go to police if she said it was all consensual? It turns out the DA was playing language games: Doe described what happened to her, and *prosecutors* made a legal determination that what happened wasn’t a crime.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 28/09/2026
Also like we're five years into a conservative cultural project to keep kids from learning that LGBTQ even exist in the first place.
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My Blue Heaven.
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Steve Martin & Rick Moranis Dance Groove
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
😂
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On Dolly Parton Day, I'm remember how she... -Gifted millions of free books to kids -Ensured musicians she worked with got union benefits -Helped fund medical research and the COVID vaccine -Donated millions to communities hit by natural disasters -Funded high school band programs She is missed!
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Stephen Trumbull @smtrumbull.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just sayin’!
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Rowlf the Muppet: A Classic Moment
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Into the great wide open under them skies of blue. Out in the great wide open, a rebel without a clue.”
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dammit.
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Kyoshi: Run Away! (Monty Python)
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 21/09/2026
For my newsletter, I wrote about Democrats coming out against "trans surgery for kids" (which do not happen) and how the myth took over our politics. www.burnsnotice.com/the-trans-ki...
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The "Trans Kid Surgery" Myth
The big lie worked because it played on your protective instincts
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Lock me up, it’s genocidal catastrophe, there’ll be another one after me. A hustler.” -Ice-T
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The fisherman from I Know What You Did Last Summer.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 17/08/2025
while smiling! Gavin Newsom literally dressed up in his best Bad Boy™️ attire, invited the press, and smiled as he destroyed everything these constituents had in the world. Gavin Newsom is not a bad candidate; Gavin Newsom is truly, at his core, a bad and despicable human being.
A photo of Gavin Newsom at the press conference dressed in a tight black v cut t-shirt, black aviators, and a black cap, smiling as he answers questionsA photo of Gavin Newsom destroying an encampment of unhoused constituentsA photo of Gavin Newsom destroying an encampment of unhoused constituentsA photo of Gavin Newsom destroying an encampment of unhoused constituents
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Appealing to defectors on the right is a shitty idea, and I’m not just saying that because I’m one of the people being thrown under the bus (although that makes me rightfully mad). It’s shitty politics.
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 22/09/2026
we are still $43,910 short of our goal and i am still $816 shy of my personal goal
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That said, I do find it interesting that the tobacco companies are the only evil corporations it’s not considered “radical” to call out.
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As an ex-smoker, I find this fascination with old school smoking culture a bit weird. What sounds like more fun, being constantly out of breath or spending all your money on overpriced cigarettes?
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm so tired of hearing about AI.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nobody is going to want to hear this, but a real risk we face, no matter who is president next, is that they will see no need to restore the rights lost or the executive power stolen in the last 10 years.
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aran 🏳️‍⚧️ @aranaya.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
there should be a lot less "look how much I agree with Republicans" and a lot more "we're going to rebuild what the Republicans destroyed, and punish them for it"
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Malevolent Maelstrom @chemicalchaos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Now I'm depressed lol
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Given the subject matter, I should specify that I mean I'm not against all age gap relationships between *consenting adults*.
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I was introduced to To Catch a Predator by a much older coworker who relentlessly sexually harassed me for over a year. The irony still kills me.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Breaking: tour promoter removes Ed Sheeran from Ed Sheeran tour
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bill Maher is aware that he’s a professional entertainer who makes a living making asinine political statements all the time, right? Or is it just musicians that fit this rule and mediocre comedians are exempt?
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Damn it Oliver, you little snitch. Buddy was fun.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/09/2026
Fertility Experts Discover Rare Deep-Ball Sperm At Bottom Of Testes
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Fertility Experts Discover Rare Deep-Ball Sperm At Bottom Of Testes
BALTIMORE—In a major breakthrough that sheds new light on the still largely unexplored region, leading fertility experts at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine announced Friday that they h...
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How’s kissing MAGA’s ass working for you, news media?
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 14/09/2026
Do a mitzvah and help us raise $180,000 to support Palestinian families struggling under the brutal conditions imposed by Israel in Gaza with food and medical care provided by The Gaza Soup Kitchen, an organization providing direct relief on the ground to thousands daily.
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High Holy Days 5787 Tzedakah Campaign
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Disappointed, but to be fair 20-year-old me thought that he was going to be a rock star, and it’s not my fault rock is dead.
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
These guys will literally try *anything* except not being a douche.
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m almost 40 and sometimes TikTok makes me feel it.
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Raven Head @ravendawnhead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Matt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Crystal Lake is a perfectly logical name for a Friday the 13th prequel television series, but it would have been so funny if the show was called Thursday the 12th.
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sometimes you just have to let out a thunderous fart.
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