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Perry Agas

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Eats the best damn challah in this town. Old enough to be your sitcom dad.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh fuck you Megyn Kelly.
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Global Project Against Hate and Extremism @globalextremism.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jane Doe, who was allegedly sexually assaulted in 2024 at Cornell University, is facing death threats and swatting - resulting in police pointing guns at her family.
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Cornell’s Jane Doe is ‘terrified’ after death threats and a swatting incident, her lawyer says | CNN
One month ago, the woman now known to America as Cornell’s Jane Doe was living in New York City and trying to break into the hotel industry, her lawyer says. Now she’s facing threats and hiding out at...
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Part of the reason I decided not to become a teacher is because I refuse to out queer kids to their parents.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't know; I feel like it's pretty clear why living under queer-hating fascists would make people less likely to identify publicly as queer.
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Especially since they’re requiring schools to snitch now. I wouldn’t be out if I were young, either, and I have supportive parents. Lots of kids don’t and know it.
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pretty much. Stephen King himself compared her to one in one of his introductions.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 07/10/2026
This is sexual violence as a form of terrorism. It is political violence and it is chilling and horrific, and AOC was absolutely right to be terrified that the goons (now pardoned) laying siege to the capital would rape her if they found her. Small changes won't fix this. FLIP THE TABLE NOW
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JB Pritzker @jbpritzker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
1984. Hair Love. Fahrenheit 451. The Walking Dead. These are just some of the books Republicans want to ban nationwide. Illinois was the first state in the country to ban book bans, but we know our work is far from over.
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m officially middle aged. I assume my complimentary book of dad jokes is in the mail.
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
While I'm not the biggest Nirvana fan (at all), their cover of "The Man Who Sold The World" is great.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Very saddened to say I won’t be able to headline Tim Pool’s student event in Chicago this week. I unfortunately have other plans.
Hi Katherine,
Timcast Media is partnering with the Chicago Thinker to host a student event in Chicago on October 9 at 4:00 PM.
The event will feature a one-on-one conversation with Tim Pool followed by a live student Q&A. To create a dynamic and balanced dialogue, we are specifically seeking a featured guest to represent a left-leaning perspective.
Timcast Media will fully cover and arrange all travel and accommodations.
Thank you in advance for your consideration.
Sincerely,
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Hi Lisa,
Sorry, I'll be too busy slamming my hand in a car door that day to talk with Tim. Hope you understand.
Kat
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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When my father was faculty at Cornell he was stopped by the police chief in the street & asked who he was & where he was going. When he balked at the fact that no one but him, an Arab man, was being asked, the chief said “I’m just protecting students” Same guy failed to investigate 7 rapists.
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Joker. It's not a bad movie. I enjoyed it. But it's audience is toxic enough to make me question anyone who says it's their favorite movie.
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I read Animal Farm at a much younger age than I probably should have. Poor Boxer... That scene gave me nightmares for years.
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Producers
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guess we’re just stuck with mocking users and throwing them in the garbage when we see them on a table.
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ACLU @aclu.org · 01/10/2026
BREAKING: The Supreme Court has agreed to hear our case challenging the Trump administration’s cruel and illegal policy subjecting millions of immigrants to mandatory detention. We'll see the administration in court.
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Dr Stephen Poop @jjo42069.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At some point we all have to wonder if @gavinnewsom.bsky.social tires of a giant piece of shit
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Daria Fire
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I needed the cute and thought you might, too.
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 26/09/2026
I'm thrilled to have a fantastic work opportunity coming up, but it doesn't start until a little over a month from now. Until then, if you need some caption editing work done, I could use the extra work for the next month! Please reach out if you make videos and I can help with your captions!
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Kaylyn Saucedo - Closed Caption and Subtitle Editor | MARZGURL PRODUCTIONS
Kaylyn Saucedo's professional portfolio for closed caption and subtitle editing
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carlydraws @carlydraws.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah. Not a trace of solidarity with other creative workers going on there!
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Romance is a genre that gives a lot of young writers work. Romance, erotica, horror, etc.Turning it over to AI just because you don’t think it’s High Art would be terrible for the writing world.
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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 30/09/2026
Go play with fire
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If you happen to know who this Cornell "Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information.
And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I remember when Megyn Kelly was playing up being an anti-sexual harassment activist during MeToo. Guess that wasn’t as lucrative as being a shitty person.
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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High Holy Days 5787 Tzedakah Campaign
By Gaza Soup Kitchen
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want to make my bed but there’s a bed monster.
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have my issues with Bluesky, but I must laugh at the “Bluesky failed” crowd. Failed at doing what? Replacing Twitter? GOOD. I don’t want those people coming over here.
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was totally baffled by this—I thought maybe I missed something. Because why would she go to police if she said it was all consensual? It turns out the DA was playing language games: Doe described what happened to her, and *prosecutors* made a legal determination that what happened wasn’t a crime.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 28/09/2026
Also like we're five years into a conservative cultural project to keep kids from learning that LGBTQ even exist in the first place.
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My Blue Heaven.
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Steve Martin & Rick Moranis Dance Groove
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
😂
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Huh I was wondering why I’d seen fairly harmless accounts get that label.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On Dolly Parton Day, I'm remember how she... -Gifted millions of free books to kids -Ensured musicians she worked with got union benefits -Helped fund medical research and the COVID vaccine -Donated millions to communities hit by natural disasters -Funded high school band programs She is missed!
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Stephen Trumbull @smtrumbull.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just sayin’!
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Rowlf the Muppet: A Classic Moment
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Into the great wide open under them skies of blue. Out in the great wide open, a rebel without a clue.”
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dammit.
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Kyoshi: Run Away! (Monty Python)
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 21/09/2026
For my newsletter, I wrote about Democrats coming out against "trans surgery for kids" (which do not happen) and how the myth took over our politics. www.burnsnotice.com/the-trans-ki...
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The "Trans Kid Surgery" Myth
The big lie worked because it played on your protective instincts
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Lock me up, it’s genocidal catastrophe, there’ll be another one after me. A hustler.” -Ice-T
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ha I always had a really hard time watching that one because I felt so bad for her.
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The fisherman from I Know What You Did Last Summer.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 17/08/2025
while smiling! Gavin Newsom literally dressed up in his best Bad Boy™️ attire, invited the press, and smiled as he destroyed everything these constituents had in the world. Gavin Newsom is not a bad candidate; Gavin Newsom is truly, at his core, a bad and despicable human being.
A photo of Gavin Newsom at the press conference dressed in a tight black v cut t-shirt, black aviators, and a black cap, smiling as he answers questionsA photo of Gavin Newsom destroying an encampment of unhoused constituentsA photo of Gavin Newsom destroying an encampment of unhoused constituentsA photo of Gavin Newsom destroying an encampment of unhoused constituents
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“If it is broke, don’t fix it” is not how the expression goes.
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
4. It has repeatedly blown up in your face.
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
1. There’s not that many of them. The Republican who regrets voting for Trump is mostly bullshit. 2. It ignores how deeply and thoroughly most Republicans hate Democrats. They’re not gonna fuck you. 3. The independents who are defecting generally don’t care about these issues.
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Appealing to defectors on the right is a shitty idea, and I’m not just saying that because I’m one of the people being thrown under the bus (although that makes me rightfully mad). It’s shitty politics.
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
And we just accept this. None of my views are “radical.” Thinking that corporations should be required to give a fuck about whether or not they’re going to make us go extinct shouldn’t be considered any more “radical” than saying “emphysema isn’t ‘cool.’”
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Perry Agas @perryagas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Big tobacco gets ads on tv calling them out, but being against the oil industry is “radical leftist insanity!”
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