perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It is with some shame that I realize that, if under oath, I would concede that I’ve probably attended an Atlanta Hawks game. “I was there to see LeBron!”, I’d say. But I know this is not exculpatory. 000 0
Reposted by @perry200.bsky.socialMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The Good Life but it should be noted that every single song on this album is a banger 4161222 612
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Thing I just heard a guy shout into his cell phone in a public place: Dude! No one told you to buy six VIP tickets to Kid Rock. 000 0
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Dying smoke detector somewhere in the house is going several minutes between chirps and enraging me at 2 am. 100 1
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Elvis Costello basically has a “I can’t wait for IT to happen” song called Tramp the Dirt Down. I think we should get a new version like Goodbye English Rose. 010 1
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Seth Harley Jarvis is the bad boy of the competition! 000 0
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 17/04/2026NCAA gym semis which mean that it is once again time for me to wish chronic degenerative diseases on anyone who has ever worked on the espn+ app. 000 0
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 12/04/202612 year old watching Jack White at Coachella: He looks like Edward Scissorhands. 000 0
Reposted by @perry200.bsky.socialBob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 19/03/2026The Kennedy center board of trustees look like theyre about to give Dick Tracy a real hard time… 1132318360 2.3K
Reposted by @perry200.bsky.socialJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Browns fans who keep asking for a meteor to hit them finally get their wish 16615 66
Reposted by @perry200.bsky.socialClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I have truly made converting people away from TurboTax and onto FreeTaxUSA like a key goal in life. it is ENRAGING that we are forced to live like this because of one company lobbying to forcibly monetize something that other people’s governments just do for them 158668 586
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Ok, here’s the situation My gut biome can’t process lactation 010 1
Reposted by @perry200.bsky.socialRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Megan Keller broke their ankles and ripped their hearts out so it's pretty nice that they can go to the doctor for free 191083193 1.1K
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I was disastrously late to the party but Dead Moon is so fucking good and I wish I could have seen them one time when I had the chance. 000 0
Reposted by @perry200.bsky.socialRobert Heinze @rheinze.eurosky.social · 21/01/2026Und thus, modernity comes to a close just like it started, with a guy ranting at windmills 341072292 1.1K
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Everybody shut up about Greenland for a second. There’s an announcement: The Afghan Whigs are touring this summer. Thank you. 010 1
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Why does advil now look like a fictional party drug from a very special episode of 90210? 010 1
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Tonight, the college gymnastics season begins in earnest. It can mean only one thing: the ESPN app has forced me to cuss in front of my kids. World’s worst piece of shit. 010 1
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Wait, they made a regular guy used to be an assassin movie starring Allison Janney? And I’m just finding out now? When I should have been asleep hours ago? Well too bad. I’m fucking in. Happy new year to me. 000 0
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Have people been making jokes about 2026 Steelers staring QB Phillip Rivers? 000 0
Reposted by @perry200.bsky.socialNo Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years. 242491544 2.5K
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I am once again asking for each employee involved with the espn app to get a deadly and debilitating disease. 000 0
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 23/11/2025This morning, my youngest insisted that she could breathe underwater because it was made from oxygen. She never really bought that she was wrong. By happenstance I flip past total recall tonight and am reminded that the plot hinges on this exact bit of chemical misunderstanding. 000 0
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 18/11/2025The plot to Weapons 2 will be that all the children in a small town become incapable of communication beyond the moaning of the same two numbers. 000 0
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Canes broadcast team knows who sometimes burns crosses. 010 1
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 19/10/2025It would be almost impossible to describe to someone how bad the ESPN app is (unless they’d ever subscribed to NFL+). 000 0
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 28/09/2025The “Choose your punishment” scene in Cabin In The Woods but a Cracker Barrel. 010 1
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 30/08/2025My best parenting advice, outside of “screen time is a natural pacifier”, is that cash bribes work. Anyways, horns down. 010 1
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 27/08/2025The paradox of girl-dadding teenagers is that, when Taylor gets engaged, I get texts from six different dude friends and none from my kids. 000 0
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Why did they send Mary Poppins to do a real estate deal with Dracula? 000 0
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Seems like we’re going to transition into the hunger games only Snow is, like, from district fucking 4 or something. 110 1
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Now that my dad is on some ozempic knockoff there’s no good stash of treats socked away at his house. :( 000 0
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Duolingo has an AI function where you have a short conversation and then in shows you a transcript and criticizes everything you said. What am I paying you for, Duo. That’s what I was gonna do anyway. 000 0
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Now everyone has to say one nice thing about Brent Burns. 000 0
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 20/04/2025I feel like Ransom Canyon should have had at least one hostage situation and/or canyon. 000 0
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 19/04/2025My youngest knows how to party when the Sooners get trophies. 000 0
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Oklahoma WAG’s one year mourning period is officially over. 000 0
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Drafting a sketchy QB because you don’t have one is the real life application of Pascal’s wager. 000 0
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Tom Wilson injuring his own goalie and scoring an own goal on the same frozen puck cheap shot is exactly the kind of sandpaper the Capitals will need for the playoffs. 000 0
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Not a lot on the ol’ Twitter “for you” tab today about recent economic developments. 000 0
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 04/04/2025@espn has the worst fuckin app. Every fucking day with this. 000 0
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 27/03/2025People think my kids are better behaved than they are because they wear glasses. 000 0
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 19/03/2025My daughter suckered the Michigan gymnastics Jumbotron fan cam into letting her flash away team (Alabama) propaganda. One of my prouder parental moments. 000 0
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Well his voters wanted it to be 2019 again and he’s made it happen, as far as my 401(k) is concerned. 000 0
perry200.bsky.social @perry200.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Whenever my father goes on ozempic all he stops stashing goodies in the cupboards. :( 000 0
