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special agent bean

@perilously.bsky.social
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"i microwav'd / pizza i'd sav'd / tho pizza cold / is breakfast gold." mdzs / baseball 🔱 / pop music / books of all genres / etc. perilously @ ao3 and tumblr

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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 8h
[foolishly] i want to try it
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the brewers learning how to homer in the playoffs is like in Jurassic Park where the velociraptor figures out how to open the door
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
all-time heavyweight champion
duchamps urinal
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Rii Abrego @riibrego.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy october! #art (wallpapers below!)
A drawing of black cats climbing in a pile of pumpkins
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"always good when the astros lose, right?" - cal raleigh, 2024
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😭
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
baseball season has been over for one day and i already don't know what to do with myself. does anyone know what you're supposed to do
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nem ♡ @neombers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shine brightly with your golden core Wei Ying! ☀️ #魔道祖师 #MDZS
WWX smiling and flying with Suibian with his newly formed golden core. The atmosphere is warm. WWX’s silhouette, mostly his stomach where his dantian rests, is backlit by the bright sun.
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The season is never over for Ichiro
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
literally same dude
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
watching the 2026 seattle mariners play has largely been an exercise in a truly unbelievable amount of frustration and yet i am so so sad that there are only three games left with this dogshit team
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
every car should come with a feature that's just a button on the dash you can press when you're going 15 over and someone is still riding your ass. it would make a little sign pop up on your rear bumper that reads "what do you actually reasonably expect me to do for you right now?"
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, etc.
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lianzi 🌑🏞️ 负尽天下 不负你 @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i know the gusu carpenter guild is mad about the censored extra bc how are those guys supposed to buy a second house when lwj isn't going through a tub a day
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i love getting activated about mdzs all these years later. i do still believe in my heart that i'm one of the only people alive who actually understands lan wangji
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
😌
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lrp if there is ONE thing in this entire world that i know ball about. it is lan wangji's characterization
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lianzi 🌑🏞️ 负尽天下 不负你 @dcyiyou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
can't stress enough that i messaged mara to be like "ok so wangxian are in bed together and wwx had to ask lwj why he wasn't currently being savaged" and mara instantly said huh. sounds wrong but ok. AND SHE WAS RIGHT IT WAS CENSORED
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HE IS
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Sasa 🍵✨ @cosmicmilktea.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
Lofi Gusu Radio - Beats to relax/study to (Featuring study boy Lan Wangji) ✨
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Mindy Lee @mindyleedoodles.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Lan Wangji.
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you tell me literally one (1) thing about lan wangji and i can go for eighty years. i think i'm an underutilized source of sustainable fuel
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i am not yet close to recovering about it
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Your daily reminder that some birds have eyelashes made of tiny modified feathers. They're found in at least one species of 28 families of birds (out of 205). An example of convergent evolution. Examples: ostriches, secretarybirds, hornbills & hummingbirds. (📷: Nicolas Reusens Photography)
Captured by @nicolasreusens, these close-ups show the eye and eyelid margin of a hummingbird at roughly 3 to 3.5x magnification.

What look like lashes are modified feathers, not hairs, and researchers have proposed that they may help protect the eye from airborne particles during flight. Eyelash-like feather structures have only been documented in a fraction of the bird families surveyed so far.

These photographs were taken at the Catia Hummingbird Sanctuary in Mexico.Captured by @nicolasreusens, these close-ups show the eye and eyelid margin of a hummingbird at roughly 3 to 3.5x magnification.

What look like lashes are modified feathers, not hairs, and researchers have proposed that they may help protect the eye from airborne particles during flight. Eyelash-like feather structures have only been documented in a fraction of the bird families surveyed so far.

These photographs were taken at the Catia Hummingbird Sanctuary in Mexico.
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i take extra strength reactine every day hahaha
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
as a former vet tech who is allergic to both cats and dogs. yeah.
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
GREAT book
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
fuck!!!
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moonie 🌻🌾⛅ @moonix.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
ao3 e-mails are the only e-mails that find me well
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
just realized i've been merely reskeeting without skeeting for months but don't worry, everything is as it was. the mariners hurt me several times a week, i love lan wangji, and thinking about the sheer number of pop albums coming out on september 18 makes me want to punch a wall
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
made this edit in a fit of rage
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Justin LaLiberty @jlalibs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A fitting end to an interview Tim Curry conducted with Hollywood Reporter just last year RIP
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
wheeeeeeee!
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
fuck my life
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
oh no 💛 she was so so loved by you, what a lucky girl she was
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bryan Woo and the Mariners held a reverse card signing today with kids from Seattle Children’s. Super fan Benny was delighted to meet his favorite player Julio Rodríguez, who signed his jersey “Benny’s fav” - in return Benny drew Julio a picture to display in his locker
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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes
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Seattle Mariners @marinersbot.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The dictionary definition of "crushed" has now been updated to the following ⤵️
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
no you gotta
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i immediately love them more than anything
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Ruby 💕💜🩵 @fugitiverabbit.com · 05/06/2026
In honor of Anthony Head I think everyone should force themselves to sit down and watch the beautiful, horrible, wonderful, terrible masterpiece that is Repo! The Genetic Opera.
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Uchiha Sakura's Thankless Job
Alt: Anthony Head, dressed in full leather dances around a room acting as an airplane while a man is strapped to a table in the background. Uchiha Sakura's Thankless Job from Repo the Genetic Opera
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
crushed it imo
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
it's soooooooooooooooo good
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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
hello! i committed a small act of wangxian for mxtx remix! it's a lil 4.3k canon-era m-rated nugget of wwx being a spy (reformed?) if you read it i hope you enjoy it! archiveofourown.org/works/83835851
screenshot of a fic titled "places that we've never been" with the summary "The Yiling Patriarch was always meant to die. But Wei Wuxian wasn't ready to let his life be so easily ended."
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
remix reveals!! i wrote this weird little sci-fi au based on the work of a very dear friend of mine 💫 instead of resurrecting into a new body, wei ying has cybernetic enhancements after his near-death. it takes some adjusting. 💫 wangxian, 5k, rated e 💫 archiveofourown.org/works/83890916
a screencap of the title and summary for "neither sink nor swim" by ao3 user perilously (me!). the summary is as follows:

Wei Ying never died, but he was resurrected anyway.

Lan Zhan still looks at him the same, that unrelenting gaze spiked through with adoration if you know where to find it. Lan Zhan doesn’t care if Wei Ying has both of his eyeballs. He doesn’t care about the materials that make up Wei Ying's hands and legs. He acts like he doesn’t even notice, and hey. If the whole world was a hermetically-sealed pod that contained no one but him and Lan Zhan, he could bluff like none of it ever happened. The memories would be just that: memories. He’d fold them up, origami of the mind, and stick them under the center console of his brain with a wad of well-chewed gum. Bam.
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MXTX Remix @mxtxremix.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Creators are revealed! Thank you to all participants for another great year! archiveofourown.org/collections/...
MXTX Remix ExchangeMay 8 - Creators Revealed
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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
dude. yeah.
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Kirjoa @kirjo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Corvidae of Finland 1. Eurasian magpie 2. Common raven 3. Eurasian jay 4. Siberian jay 5. Hooded crow 6. Western jackdaw 7. Northern nutcracker 8. Rook
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