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artnau @artnau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Young Man Smoking Cigarette in Crashed Car While Waiting for Ambulance, New York, 13th July 1941 by Weegee

but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

to the shock of literally everyone i (who forget every fact about american football i learn within minutes of learning it even when i'm actively trying not to do that) am, for the first time in my life, at the top of the fantasy football league my friends and i have been doing for like ten years now

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i wish there was a toggle on discord mobile to turn off the "your push notifications are off!" reminder. I Know. This Is By Design. This Will Not Change. All My Push Notifications Are Off Except Like Two Things From Specific People. Stop Making Me Acknowledge It Every Single Day

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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

every car should come with a feature that's just a button on the dash you can press when you're going 15 over and someone is still riding your ass. it would make a little sign pop up on your rear bumper that reads "what do you actually reasonably expect me to do for you right now?"

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

had a dream that the big important talk i'm giving in a week and a half mysteriously got moved up to tomorrow with no notice & everyone i've ever known came to watch me give it. and at the same time i found out 5 weeks in no one told me i'd been given another section of intro to teach this semester

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minimum viable seriousness @fleurdeliser.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

if you need a paring knife, if you buy this pink one with a rainbow blade on the 25th, 100% of the proceeds go to Dolly's Imagination Library. this is also the brand that makes the $5 vegetable peeler that all the chefs use

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when ai leaves u behind

7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2:
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4:
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6:
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy.
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

i've been playing the oc in the background while i pack and once again i'm at the stage of the show where i think it's absolutely buckwild that they were trying to present julie cooper as being in the wrong rather than entirely fucking reasonable about..... honestly a lot of different storylines

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

i've been slowly but steadily packing for an upcoming move for the past month and it's really striking just how many places one guy can tuck away a stack of books at a random point in time, only to subsequently utterly forget about that location for months to years

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i just got my first ai-generated phishing comment on ao3 :') not sure how i went this long without one tbh or why now, when i haven't posted anything recently, but

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

when a bra ad markets itself as being 'for dd cup breasts' and the person modeling the bra clearly has at LEAST h cup breasts i get so angwy. i know sizing is generally fucked for most lingerie that isn't specifically made for bigger cup sizes but like come on you're not helping the problemmmmmm

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

critical error: reread brokeback mountain to feel something and now i feel too many things

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

put on dr. no as background noise yesterday while i was packing for an upcoming move and my god that man (sean connery james bond) could not drive a car and stay in a single lane

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

today in The Horrors i opened imdb and it auto-created an account for me?? obviously i immediately deleted it but wtf

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

it's so important to organize your files appropriately. like for example in the television external hard drive i just plug into my tv i have oceans 11-13 in "comedy" but obviously oceans 8 needs to be in "gay" alongside stick it and i can't think straight

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Jennifer Prokop @jenreadsromance.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

If you're a teacher, I have a new "using AI is like using a forklift on the weights at the gym" metaphor I've been using. I asked my students (they're in 7th grade) the thing they are really good at making for themselves in the kitchen. It's what you'd expect: Mac & cheese, PB&J, noodles, eggs.

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

no greater feeling than making your fingernails as short as possible

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thene @thene.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

out it goes: my long post about Rachel Hope Cleves's claim that Tillie Walden plagiarised her book. It's long because Cleves's claim is much, much more bizarre than it looked on first reading. I'm not going to bury the lede here. Cleves's claim does not hold up. buttondown.com/thene/archiv...

stick a pin in this metaphor

…because these covers are a microcosm of the entire conflict; Walden's book is mostly built on writing and other objects left by Sylvia Drake, Charity Bryant, and others. Her work includes many elements from these records that Cleves does not refer to in her book, and many of her interpretations of those records are different from Cleves's interpretations, often intentionally so. In addition to her historical basis, Walden's book includes fictional dialogue and story elements that are original to her work, some of which are inspired by Walden's own life.

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

stupid stupidd stupidddddd boy smelly pasta house

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weary bunions @ziusik.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

#antisemitism I just need to point out that this is everywhere. It’s all over. It’s getting worse. It’s incredibly scary. If you’re not a Jew, you should be aware and if you’re able to, call it out when you can. Unsettling doesn’t begin to describe it. It’s insidious. It’s constant.

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

if i lived in an apocalypse tv show or movie i would simply survive by shaving my legs. all the time. since APPARENTLY in the face of all the doom and gloom and running and hiding there's ample time and security in being completely depilated.

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

got the urge to reread the godfather for the first time since i first/last read it three times in ~6 days when i was 21 and traveling from nairobi to dar es salaam by bus and then on to zanzibar by ferry and then all the way back with it as my only book. and my god mario puzo could craft a sentence.

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

been playing the morrison game company this evening. might fuck around and make it my entire personality for a little while.

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

had big plans to completely reorganize my living room today but alas. migraine.

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

for the first time in like four years and three social media sites, soccer dyke jiang cheng who accidentally discovers emotional catharsis through musical theater re-entered my brain, started paying rent, and now refuses to leave

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Schera Wyss 💀 SLUG HUMAN @scherawyss.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines

Screenshot of the article
(I'm sorry I don't have time to type this whole thing as alt text my poor thumbs owww)

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 10/06/2026

Nostalgia Content xkcd.com/3256/

Comic. [Person in front of images of pogs, a Tamagotchi, and huge fungal tower over mossy ground.] PERSON: Who else remembers pogs? Tamagotchis? Vast forests of prototaxites towering over the mossy landscape as armored fish stir in the deep? [caption] Due to a database error, millennial nostalgia now includes a portion of the Early Devonian.

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

yesterday i was crossing a street (WITH a walk sign) and a guy in a hummer truck revved engines at the other side of the intersection and pulled forward a few feet. and as i was saying "that's a little excessive" to the person i was with, the driver ran the red light and sped through right behind us

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

straight people are.... so fucking weird. being around straight people is so weird.

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

i like occasionally being in big bus because it overcomes the most insidious form of homophobia (bridge wall too high to see water from my car window)

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

i truly believe that no fandom* has excelled at the zombie horror genre as well as glee did *that i've been at least passively involved in

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

thinkin abt this lil scum villain ficlet again

The lead-up to a new season of Survivor is, Shen Qingqiu finds, still the worst part. Since it's an All-Stars season, they're kept sequestered from each other even more than he remembers. Of course he has a good sense of who's playing here in the islands off the coast of Sulawesi — the Survivor veteran whisper network is alive and well. He has it on good authority that Liu Qingge (Palau, challenge beast, came in seventh) and Sha Hualing (Madagascar, Survivor's first villain, finalist) are both participating.

But it's not like he can talk to Liu Qingge. Given the way that production has separated everyone, he can only assume that the one person he's seen (Ming Fan, who was voted out pre-merge in Shen Qingqiu's own season, at a great distance) is going to be on a separate tribe.

So he enters into the season intro and opening reward challenge blind. They're dressed in the tribe-affiliated colored clothing production selects from their wardrobes and boated in separately to the beach where Yue Qingyuan stands, in his ubiquitous baseball cap, with that easy smile he always wears during his opening speech.

Shen Qingqiu only half-listens as Yue Qingyuan introduces all of the players. He's watched all the preceding six seasons closely, to get a sense of the style of his potential competitors and plan out who he might choose to ally with. If someone chooses to ally with him. He knows he has a bit of a… reputation, in that regard.

Which means he's taken totally aback when another canopied boat alights at the incandescently-sunny beach. He notes, first, the cameras drawing closer, as if anticipating some sensational TV.

Then — oh fuck — Luo Binghe slouches out of the boat.

He's — fuck, fuck, fuck — dressed in darker shades of green than Shen Qingqiu is wearing. Green, so they're going to be on the same tribe. Darker, because... the producers are telling some kind of story, probably, given how bright his outfit was during Caramoan.

Shen Qingqiu flashes back to that last syrupy-hot day under the Philippine sun. Exhausted, day 37, the blisters on his feet bursting and immediately forming more blisters under the tender scabs, annoyed by the young, beautiful charismatic underdog clinging to him who was so likely to get a hero edit in post-production. The way he broke their alliance and scrambled to get Luo Binghe voted out. The way he got only one vote in the final tribal council, and how Luo Binghe refused to meet his eyes the entire time.

Fuck. Luo Binghe is going to get him voted out the very first time their tribe loses an immunity challenge. He's charismatic; he's a talented player; Shen Qingqiu is known as a bit of a villain and challenge beast from his season. He's going to be an easy target. Goodbye, Survivor All-Stars, you were a nice dream while you lasted.

Shen Qingqiu stares doggedly ahead, trying not to make eye contact or give the cameras any kind of facial reaction as Luo Binghe trudges up to their mat on the beach.

Yue Qingyuan pauses in his narration of events. His smile broadens as he regards Shen Qingqiu's tribal mat. The roar of the motors of the approaching boats subside, and Shen Qingqiu feels the telltale prickle of his mic pack against the small of his back.

Oh, so production is going to expect a reaction after all, then.

Luo Binghe draws up in front of him. "Shizun," he drawls, sketching a mockery of a bow.

His smile doesn't reach his eyes.

Shen Qingqiu is so fucked.

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

also thinkin abt this lil wangxian ficlet again

"How did I let that asshole talk me into this?" Wei Ying asked Wen Qing, sighing as she finished tying off his braid.

"Don't ask me," Wen Qing said. "I try to avoid Jin Zixun at all costs. Can't owe him a favor if you don't talk to him, you know."

"Now you tell me," Wei Ying sighed. He pulled his mask down over his face. "How do I look?"

Wen Qing gave him an appraising look. "Ridiculous," she said.

Wei Ying deflated. "I thought I'd at least look scary," he said. "The Yiling Laozu is supposed to be scary, isn't he?"

"Not to those he protects," she said, and patted the cheek of his mask. "I hope this is worth it."

"Me too," said Wei Ying, as cheerfully as he could muster. "Okay. Okay, I'm off. WIsh me luck."

Owing Jin Zixun a favor was the worst. Wei Ying was lucky that Jiang Yanli had managed, in her relationship with Jin Zixuan, to defray the worst of the possible ways Jin Zixun may have called in the favor. But still. It wasn't like playing a role on Jin Zixun's dumb new show, Punk'd, was desirable.

Wei Ying waited in the canyon, robes swirling around him. It was hot and dusty there. Uncomfortable. Jin Zixun had claimed that there wasn't a precise time the target was supposed to arrive, just that it was supposed to be sometime during the afternoon, though Wei Ying wouldn't put it past Jin Zixun to be lying just to inconvenience Wei Ying.

The ambiance would be so much better if they were actually in the Burial Mounds, but it hadn't been in the travel plans of the mysterious target Wei Ying was supposed to pretend to hold up, and anyway, there was no way Wei Ying would have let Jin Zixun film there. Qiongqi Path was on Jin lands, at least, and not too far for Wei Ying to travel.

Wei Ying's earpiece crackled. "He's coming," Jin Zixun said.

So Wei Ying straightened his mask, activated the wind talismans they'd strewn the area with, and waited.

When he saw his target entering onto the path, he blinked. Blinked again. "Hanguang-jun??" he demanded, in a whisper that was more hiss than anything. "That's who we're pranking?"

"His face annoys me," Jin Zixun said. "Go on then, do your worst."

Lan Zhan isn't going to be impressed, Wei Ying thought. At least Jin Zixun hadn't added any clauses about getting good content for his dumb show when he called in his favor.

Hanguang-jun approached, and the Yiling Laozu pounced.

Swords were too complicated, these days, so instead of holding a blade to Lan Zhan's throat, Wei Wuxian twirled his flute menacingly in his fingers. "Ah, La- Hanguang-jun," he said, adapting a wicked tone, pitching his voice so it was less recognizably his own. "Fancy meeting you here."

Lan Zhan drew up short. He blinked at Wei Ying.

"It is I," Wei Ying explained. "The dreaded Yiling Laozu. I am here to, uh, hold you up. I require all the money on your person."

"Wei Ying?" Lan Zhan said. He was frowning now, not that the viewers of Jin Zixun's show would be able to tell. "If you needed money you could have just asked me."

"Who is this Wei Ying?" Wei Ying said. "I'm the terror of Qishan. The scourge of Lanling. The worst person Gusu has ever seen. I'm very evil and horrible, Lan Zhan, you better submit to my demands now if you want to be safe from my rage."

Lan Zhan blinked again. "Is this a sex thing?" he asked, after a moment. "I didn't think you were into that sort of thing."

It was Wei Ying's turn to blink. "What the fuck," Jin Zixun hissed into his earpiece, but Wei Ying ignored him. "What," he said. "Roleplay?"

"No," Lan Zhan said. "Dominating."

"Why on earth would you think I wasn't into dominating?" Wei Ying asked, crossing his arms. He realized, belatedly, that he had quite forgotten that he was supposed to look menacing and scary. Ah, well, it was too late at this point.

"I've met you before," Lan Zhan said. He blinked, and gave Wei Ying a long, slow once-over. "I also doubt you could hold me up if you tried."

"I could absolutely hold you up," Wei Ying protested. "I'm strong. I'm scrappy."

"I could hold you up," Lan Zhan said, evenly. Like he had thought about it before. Like it was a normal observation: the sky was blue; Qiongqi Path was a hot dusty scourge of a place; Jin Zixun was profoundly obnoxious; Lan Zhan could hold Wei Ying up.

Wei Ying shivered.

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Three hours later, Jin Zixun stormed up to Wei Ying. He snatched the earpiece away with a scowl. "What the fuck was that?" he snapped. "I can't use any of that footage at all. I thought you could at least intimidate him!"

"If you'd told me it was Lan Zhan I would have let you know it would never work," Wei Ying said, unconcerned.

"How long have you been dating?"

"Uh," said Wei Ying. He squinted at the sun, checking its position in the sky. "A couple hours now? I guess?"

"Three," Lan Zhan confirmed. He bowed shallowly to Jin Zixuan. "Thank you for orchestrating this."

"I didn't—" Jin Zixun sputtered.

"Say it," Wei Ying said, elbowing Lan Zhan. "Say the thing."

"Jin Zixun," Lan Zhan said, solemnly. "It would seem… that you've been punk'd."

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

also thinkin abt this lil wangxian ficlet again

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

thinkin abt this lil scum villain ficlet again

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

mid-aughts lj rp led me to apply to the college i attended and take the class that made me switch my major to the thing i eventually got my phd in (friend from an rpg suggested her college was similar to others on my list and told me i would like a particular class) so possibly that

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

actually finished an entire knitting project and wove in the ends immediately upon completion which as i'm sure you all know is completely unheard of

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

according to my personal results on that silly little sickos sorter, this is my most idficcy idfic i've written archiveofourown.org/works/2137014

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

every once in awhile i like to think of a trope i hate and try to figure out what would make me like it. and then inevitably i'm like wow i really should finish that carol/maria soulmark au i started seven years ago,

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

hello! i committed a small act of wangxian for mxtx remix! it's a lil 4.3k canon-era m-rated nugget of wwx being a spy (reformed?) if you read it i hope you enjoy it! archiveofourown.org/works/83835851

screenshot of a fic titled "places that we've never been" with the summary "The Yiling Patriarch was always meant to die. But Wei Wuxian wasn't ready to let his life be so easily ended."

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Suleikha Snyder @suleikhasnyder.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

ICYMI, I wrote a little thing about how the crafting of sex scenes in genre romance has taken a major hit in recent years. #romancelandia romancing-the-stoned.beehiiv.com/p/no-f-ck-is...

romancing-the-stoned.beehiiv.com

No F*ck is an Island

A treatise on the degradation of sexytimes in romance

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special agent bean @perilously.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

remix reveals!! i wrote this weird little sci-fi au based on the work of a very dear friend of mine 💫 instead of resurrecting into a new body, wei ying has cybernetic enhancements after his near-death. it takes some adjusting. 💫 wangxian, 5k, rated e 💫 archiveofourown.org/works/83890916

a screencap of the title and summary for "neither sink nor swim" by ao3 user perilously (me!). the summary is as follows:

Wei Ying never died, but he was resurrected anyway.

Lan Zhan still looks at him the same, that unrelenting gaze spiked through with adoration if you know where to find it. Lan Zhan doesn’t care if Wei Ying has both of his eyeballs. He doesn’t care about the materials that make up Wei Ying's hands and legs. He acts like he doesn’t even notice, and hey. If the whole world was a hermetically-sealed pod that contained no one but him and Lan Zhan, he could bluff like none of it ever happened. The memories would be just that: memories. He’d fold them up, origami of the mind, and stick them under the center console of his brain with a wad of well-chewed gum. Bam.

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

i think the most interesting trend i'm noticing in student papers this year is an increase in language along the lines of "[term], if that really is the correct term (I don't remember)" nothing is stopping you from double checking? this is inevitably a regular paper with full access to resources?

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

survivor gabon really is a trash season BUT my god no other season of the entire show makes me crave z-list rpf nearly as badly

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

what they don't tell you about being in fandom for multiple decades & being a professor is that sometimes a student will give a presentation and say the title of a fic you read 17 years ago like twelve times, and every time you're going to be yote into thinking about [redacted] instead of grading

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but Jung, who got coochie, @dulosis.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

spent yesterday making both this jam (strawberry ginger rhubarb with vanilla and black pepper) and this bread (basic loaf)

it's a piece of sandwich loaf-shaped bread with red jam on top. really the post says it all

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