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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Voices on airport PA systems used to be more authoritative. I don’t want to hear “Thi- calling um… Mart J-Jason? Um. Jasón? Mark… Jason??” echoing through a terminal. Be more confident, airport workers. You are gatekeepers to the skies!

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I’m sad but proud that I got to write on the last ever episode of Strip Law. Enjoy some of the jokes I loved and savor the fruits of the Strip Law team’s stupid, beautiful labor. bsky.app/profile/perf...

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Feeling such a strong urge to hand sew myself a historically accurate court jester motley suit

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Scott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I’m a lifelong latenight shithead and this is a huge and unnatural shift

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Sometimes getting older feels like wading out into an ocean and I think I’ve dropped off the coastal shelf between “staying up late is fun/I don’t wanna go to bed” and “bedtime is drugs now”

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Stockholders aren’t real. They’re just made up little guys. They don’t actually do anything.

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I'm listening to a lot of self help books and one of them's about discovering your internal personalities, like the inner critic, the inner child or whatever. I haven't done the exercises because I know I've got some weird little guys in here. I don't want to meet all these fuckin Gollums

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

9. This cold open. Has nothing to do with the episode.

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Calling slide shows "decks" is a survival mechanism. People only do it when they are under extreme stress.

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

8. THE CURSE. I love it when Strip Law does neon.

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I know I shouldn't get mad at the no interiority guy. There's other things I gotta be doing. I can't get derailed by the zero self-reflection guy. I can't imagine slapping his bald head and it makes a sound like a bongo

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I saw the guy who says he doesn't self-reflect because nobody did that 400 years ago. I'll say it again: being that rich, brain-wise, is the same as getting kicked in the head by a horse.

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

The fact that these things are real and exist in the physical world is crazy. They're literally in a location right now. At this very moment they are in a room.

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

7. I almost pissed my pants the day Lauren came up with this. Also the way Lincoln runs around on all fours is so disgusting, I love it.

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

6. The Hot Dates. I've gotten to hold these puppets several times btw.

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

4. I'm actually just a nondescript young man.

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

We see the credits scroll for Glemtastrophe for maybe one second, so I only just caught this today. Glem Blorchman's Wardrobe Provided by The Grocery Store.

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

3. Janelle James' line reading on "YES!"

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Here's a few of my favorite Strip Law jokes:

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

That's exactly what I was hoping for: to make five or six people in the whole world feel kind of crazy for a second

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Thank you!!!! It’s my first show so I’m shamelessly name searching it constantly

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I’ve decided to buy one of those cars that cruella de ville drives. Catch me driving the kind of car that has a front hood that looks like a wedge of cheese. I’m gonna die in a fender bender because the body of my car is made of fuckin cast iron skillet

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I think I’d a lady in gigantic shoes to smash my brain into individual molecules

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

My medical provider answers every question like “Thanks for asking! Yes, that is covered. Unfortunately, this means that it is not covered. Hope this clarifies!”

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Read through my tweets from the first trump presidency and it was like watching a horror movie a second time. I already know all the jump scares but now I can spot the foreshadowing. also there's a damn clown in it!!

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Not enough people online are talking about Glem Blorchman and whether or not he’s immortal

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Man, I just started binging STRIP LAW on Netflix. So fun, hilarious, smart, weird, occasionally disgusting. Therefore perfect. Bravo @hellocullen.bsky.social, top notch work!

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Physically I’m sitting at computer but mentally I’m here

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Me: I punish myself internally way more than a lot of people who definitely should be doing that even harder and more debilitatingly than me Brain: Punish yourself more to pick up the slack, and insodoing redeem yourself Me: And then I can stop the punishments? Brain: Ha. As a matter of fact, no.

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

That post yesterday that was like “Kamala Harris never signed up to be responsible for voters” is still ricocheting around the inside of my skull. Maybe humans were never meant to communicate with each other at this scale

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

You used to have to click through to translate everything so it was like a little magic box opening to reveal every post. Unfortunately the world and its websites have become even less beautiful in the intervening years.

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