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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Voices on airport PA systems used to be more authoritative. I don’t want to hear “Thi- calling um… Mart J-Jason? Um. Jasón? Mark… Jason??” echoing through a terminal. Be more confident, airport workers. You are gatekeepers to the skies!

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I’m sad but proud that I got to write on the last ever episode of Strip Law. Enjoy some of the jokes I loved and savor the fruits of the Strip Law team’s stupid, beautiful labor. bsky.app/profile/perf...

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Feeling such a strong urge to hand sew myself a historically accurate court jester motley suit

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Scott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Sometimes getting older feels like wading out into an ocean and I think I’ve dropped off the coastal shelf between “staying up late is fun/I don’t wanna go to bed” and “bedtime is drugs now”

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Stockholders aren’t real. They’re just made up little guys. They don’t actually do anything.

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I'm listening to a lot of self help books and one of them's about discovering your internal personalities, like the inner critic, the inner child or whatever. I haven't done the exercises because I know I've got some weird little guys in here. I don't want to meet all these fuckin Gollums

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Calling slide shows "decks" is a survival mechanism. People only do it when they are under extreme stress.

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I know I shouldn't get mad at the no interiority guy. There's other things I gotta be doing. I can't get derailed by the zero self-reflection guy. I can't imagine slapping his bald head and it makes a sound like a bongo

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I saw the guy who says he doesn't self-reflect because nobody did that 400 years ago. I'll say it again: being that rich, brain-wise, is the same as getting kicked in the head by a horse.

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Here's a few of my favorite Strip Law jokes:

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I’ve decided to buy one of those cars that cruella de ville drives. Catch me driving the kind of car that has a front hood that looks like a wedge of cheese. I’m gonna die in a fender bender because the body of my car is made of fuckin cast iron skillet

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I think I’d a lady in gigantic shoes to smash my brain into individual molecules

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

My medical provider answers every question like “Thanks for asking! Yes, that is covered. Unfortunately, this means that it is not covered. Hope this clarifies!”

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Read through my tweets from the first trump presidency and it was like watching a horror movie a second time. I already know all the jump scares but now I can spot the foreshadowing. also there's a damn clown in it!!

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Not enough people online are talking about Glem Blorchman and whether or not he’s immortal

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Man, I just started binging STRIP LAW on Netflix. So fun, hilarious, smart, weird, occasionally disgusting. Therefore perfect. Bravo @hellocullen.bsky.social, top notch work!

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Me: I punish myself internally way more than a lot of people who definitely should be doing that even harder and more debilitatingly than me Brain: Punish yourself more to pick up the slack, and insodoing redeem yourself Me: And then I can stop the punishments? Brain: Ha. As a matter of fact, no.

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

That post yesterday that was like “Kamala Harris never signed up to be responsible for voters” is still ricocheting around the inside of my skull. Maybe humans were never meant to communicate with each other at this scale

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

I invite you to experience my best work, ever: this guy I made up using google translate x.com/alessandroda...

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Writing a new pilot so I can use my mind to torture some guys I made up

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

The attack was so successful it killed even more people than we intended to kill, which is good

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I’ve been name searching strip law every half hour on here for a week and it’s making me even more crazy

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Just found this art I did for an old pitch that’s too weird to go anywhere and I kind of love it

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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 26/02/2026

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

What’s your grossest historical nonfiction book/podcast rec I desperately need something gnarly

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I miss all my good tweets. I think I had one where I called the amount of piss on the floor of a bathroom the “wow factor”

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Caffeine hits you in the dick with a sledgehammer if you haven’t had it in a long time. I had one cup of coffee and I feel like my heart is trying to Kill Bill one inch punch its way out. This is one of two things I understand the Mormon church’s stance on (#2 is that angels are Italian)

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

As coworkers, everyone on strip law was the kind of person who makes you a little sad you’ve reached your destination when you carpool. As writers/actors/artists, I was jealous of and intimidated by them. But now? They’re my friends :)

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

I had given up on writing for tv when Cullen called me and asked me to join his room. The only downside to him being my boss is I can’t reply “fuck you” or “I’m going to kill you” when he posts something so stupid it makes me angry anymore. Thank you for believing in me, Cullen. It means so much.

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

My ass is writing checks my mouth can’t ass

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

I’ve been drinking water out of my fish tank to see what happens. So far, still normal

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

I was so lucky to write on Strip Law. I met the coolest people in the world working on this show, laughed so hard I felt high at least once a day, and was free to be as smart and as dumb as I could be. Cullen took every chance and ran a mile with every inch they gave him. Watch Strip Law or die!

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

I think I could become one of the worlds foremost scientific minds if I spent a weekend buckling down and making myself not stupid

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Publishers of nonfiction maritime disaster audiobooks I’m begging you to differentiate them better I’m tired of finding a book called like, Empire of Icebergs with a ship on the cover, starting it, and very slowly realizing I’ve read it already

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

In a lot of the books I’ve read about arctic exploration the guys would get stuck up there for years and eventually they’d run out of tobacco and they’d start smoking tea leaves or the insulation of their shoes. And that’s something I really vibe with.

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Have writers block so bad im jealous of the guy from se7en for being able to fill all those notebooks

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

I know I’m stupid because I’m listening to an audiobook about seamen and I keep going “PFFFFfff” like every five sentences

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Emma del Valle @perfectthoughts.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

I deleted the hexagon sorting mobile game I got addicted to and started posting again within 24 hours. This must be what a bird that’s been in an oil spill feels like after they wash it and set it free but before it realizes its habitat is still pretty much fucked.

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