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Perch Perchson

@perchperchson.bsky.social
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Cyclist. Espresso enthusiast. Casual tinkerer. Chemistry teacher. Record collector. Pro-union. He / him. I’m a fucking fish. Just like my dad before me.

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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The backside is where the Malört sponsorship really shines.
Morning cranks kit with a. Malört bottle coming out of the pocket and the butt saying “tonight’s the night you fight your dad”
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Big day for me today. I took first place in the Men’s 45+ Debaets-Devos crit race. Winning means I’m the Michigan state champ!! I raced smart and got in a breakaway with a person from the largest team. We held off the field, and I took it in the end!
Picture of a gold USAC medal and a debaets Devos pro-am 45+ First place trophy. The trophy is a relief map of the course from strava.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Voting your conscience is bullshit. Voting should always be strategic.
History tells me that coalitions fail when they grow narrower and narrower, until at last they are very pure - and very ineffective. A perfectly pure, perfectly unified, perfectly tiny political party (think the libertarians), is, in the end, just a very opinionated book club - one that regularly loses elections, but with great moral satisfaction
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
New poster for One Night Only just dropped. Can’t wait to see the second trailer!
Natural born killer poster with one night only added at the top.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Shitstorm’s acomin’
Baby floating on a cloud as a diaper add. That baby is about to rain shit down upon us.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
For the next round of Kill, Fuck, Marry
Yellowstone microwave meals:
Dutton family meatloaf and mash
Jimmy’s cowboy chili with beans
Rip’s ranch hand beef and cheese pasta bake
Bunkhouse braised beef stew
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Doing some serious work building my anxiety tolerance.
A picture of the dream hotel by Laila Lalami and glassworks by Philip Glass
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Happy record Store Day! I appreciate that Hello Records just does a sale and not mess with lines and limited releases. UK squeeze s/t Giant Henry - Big Baby The Kinks - One for the Road Steve Crawford presents Dance Detroit Linda Ronstadt Greatest Hits Rosariyo Trigo Limpio Fay Wray s/t #vinyl
UK squeeze s/t
Giant Henry - Big Baby
The Kinks - One for the Road
Steve Crawford presents Dance Detroit
Linda Ronstadt Greatest Hits
Rosariyo
Trigo Limpio
Fay Wray s/t
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The Sherwood Forest branch of Detroit Public Libraries has a stellar collection of cocktail books. The librarian saved this one especially for @erindwyer.bsky.social Our first cocktail from Sasha Petraske’s Regarding Cocktails: The Bensonhurst featuring rye, Cynar, Luxardo, and dry vermouth.
Cocktail in a coupe with rye whiskey, Luxardo, Cynar, and vermouth in the background. Cocktail books in foreground. Page of book containing the recipe
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I hate this US architecture trend: enshitify brutalism. Detroit has so much cool architecture. I hate seeing this shit.
A boring ass new build in Detroit. White with cinder block and balconies.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Maybe the best baguettes I’ve ever made. www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/clas...
Three baguettes on a pan with a wok in the background.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
#nowspinning reachin’ (a new refutation of time and space) by digable planets. 1993. Repressed 2026. I’ve been looking to add this album to my collection for a while now. This pressing might be the prettiest record I own. “We be reading Marx where I’m from”
Cover of album. Blue and purple with members on the top half and roots growing out of the bottom of them. Blue spattered vinyl on a turntable Back cover with track listing.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
#nowspinning Secind line by Dawn Richard. 2021. Keeping the New Orleans themed music going.
Album cover. Anime style in gold suit with feathers Record on turntable Back cover. Second line etched in sleeve and song listing.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
#nowspinning The Passion Of by Special Interest. 2019. Missing New Orleans hard today. “For we call upon the earth To be alive again We call upon the earth to be alive again Now to hold you close in my rapture In the bliss of infinite love…”
Cover of album. Grey with a pic of fabric. Record on turntable. Back cover. Pic of band in front of barbed wire.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
#nowspinning 69 love songs by the magnetic fields. Because today love is in the air. I’m so glad I got see them perform all 69 songs at the Somerville theatre in 2000.
Cover of box set10” on the turntable Heart artBack cover. A heart and 69
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
#nowspinning URGH by Mandy, Indiana. 2026. Chaotic. Electronic. In French. And some of the best cover art.
Album cover of a face and skull and white splatted record on turntable Album cover with green filter. Face is prominent. Album cover with red filter. Skull is prominent. Cover with blue filter. Tendrils? Are prominent.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Nolan Finley’s “AI is Making Old Guys Obsolete” would be better titled “you don’t have to put up with assholes to get information anymore” And the irony of him using ChatGPT as his source as to why this is happening. You could have asked an old guy… What does he even add to the Detroit discourse?
Nolan Finley’s op ed titled “AI is making old guys obsolete”
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
There are two wolves inside me. #newyears
A shot of bourbon and a shot of espresso
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I mean fuck this thing. I won’t even give it the dignity of a photo of when it was hanging.
A sad Home Depot light fixture.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
New chandelier installed. See ya later Home Depot light fixture.
A gaudy chandelier with 34 glass panels.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
14 days into my Malört Retox. My skin is glowing. I’m more productive. I think it’s working.
Malort advent calendar with 14 doors opened. All Malört.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
#nowspinning This Afternoon’s Malady by Jejune. 1998. RE 2026 by numero group. I got the CD when it came out and wore it out. When I first moved to Boston, I got to see them live at TT the bear’s to a sparse crowd. This is nostalgia pressed into grooves for me. I’m so stoked to have it now.
Front cover of record. Aloe plant in red and green Solar red vinyl record. Back cover. More plant. Record on turntable.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
First snow day of the year! Obligatory to play Deerhunter’s Why Hasn’t Everything Already Disappeared? (2019), my snow day record.
Grey record with album cover of a line drawing of a bridge
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Week 1 of the Malört advent calendar is complete. You’re not gonna believe this
Malort advent calendar. 7 are open. They are all Malort.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
#nowspinning guilty of everything by nothing. Originally released 2014. Rereleased 2024. Perfect album for an impending snow storm. Looking forward to their new album dropping in February.
Black flag on a reflective silver background. Silver record on turntable.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
The Mississippi miracle keeps coming up with conservative prognosticators. When I look at scores of 3rd grade vs 8th grade it doesn’t look as impressive. 8th grade scores have stagnated more or less since 98. Am I missing something? #edusky
Third grade reading scores8th grade reading scores.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
#nowspinning Ash Souvenir by Ragana and Drowse. 2025. My pre-order showed up early. I’m glad I got to spin it before the official release tomorrow. Melodic and metal is great for November.
Front cover. Erupted volcano and burned trees. Dark green record on turntable Back cover. Song lists and image of a road with ash on it.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Vee Vee by Archers of Loaf album cover. Woman sitting on a car with vines coming out.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Not a picture of Palmer woods, but instead university district. My claim to fame is our house makes it in the photo for the free press www.freep.com/story/news/l...
A picture of the university district, not Palmer woodslike the caption claims. In Detroit.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Bands of children roaming the streets. They hear thriller once. I hear it always.
A band of children trick or treating
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I don’t make it out to concerts as much as I would like, but seeing Texas is the reason, Ted Leo, and Slow Joy last night was the joy I needed. I bought my Texas is the reason LP in high school so to finally see them 25 years later was a bucket list goal accomplished.
Texas is the reason performing in Detroit Ted Leo wearing a fire Sinead O’Connor shirtSlow joy wearing 90’s skate punk fashion.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Like look at me carrying my nerd ball. “Thanks for the ‘punishment’, Zeus. See you in an eternity!”
Happy ass Sisyphus with boulder.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Happy Labor Day from Detroit!
We love public education and happy labor Detroit billboard from the Labor Day parade.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
#nowspinning flowers of devotion by Dehd. 2019. Perfect for a lazy late Sunday afternoon. Flood, I am a flood for you.
Yellow splatter record and laughing crying faces on record cover.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
#nowspinning Do you know who you are? By Texas is the reason. 1996. It’s getting cold all over again.
Texas is the reason album cover and turntable.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Voter number 33 at around noon at my precinct in Detroit. I saw some other people coming on as I was leaving. Hopefully there’s a large number of absentee and early voters so the turnout will be up.
Sticker that says I am democracy in the D. I voted today. Sticker given out at the primary election in Detroit.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
My july book list. If you want a relatively accessible entry to post Soviet Russian literature, read Omon Ra. Great themes and a wild twist. TJ Klune just isn’t for me. I’ve read two books now. It doesn’t necessarily mean you won’t like it. 📚👀 #booksky
An image of the 5 books I’ve read

I who have never known men
The bones beneath my skin
Omon Ra
The slynx 
Straight White Men
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
#nowspinning Ghetto Supastar by Pras. 1998. There’s an ebullience and swagger to this record that makes it a fun listen on a hazy summer day. And bonus: the vinyl version doesn’t have all three congratulatory interludes. Found used at Detroit Music Center.
Cover or record. A pic of Pras looking fly. Record on turntable. Back cover. Pras looking introspective.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Trade deal: you get my beat up car. If get dynamite and acces to the huge piece of elbaite.
A huge piece of elbaite. The story behind finding the elbaite. Involves the miner selling his car to get enough dynamite to find it.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Here’s my route vs the actual route. Claimed: 2.5 miles. I did 3.1 miles. My independence grade: C.
Strava map of my routeActual route
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
My journey comes to its end. I follow what’s left of the trail and make my way back to the hotel. Have I found independence? Have I realized it’s all a farce? I’m not still adrift in providence so I’ll take it as a success.
A barely visible green line leading me back to the hotel.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Coming down from the state house the green line is just visible enough to know where I’m going. It leads me right to the Cheesecake Factory and Panera bread. The American independence is palpable. These are the chains this country is built on. Independence score: 5/5
Cheesecake Factory storefront. Panera bread right on the independence trail.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Rhode Island state house. Not sure what that has to do with independence. The green line comes and goes depending on what construction has taken place.
Rhode Island state house
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I’m now back to crossing the river again. The green line is coming back. Maybe I don’t need the map. The green might be weathered but looking stronger. Independence score: 3/5
A barely visible green line The green line looking stronger.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I take the portion up to terrace park. Great views and great hills. Still no line.
A view of Providence to the right. A view of providence to the left. The hill to get a view.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
The trail gives, and the trail takes away. I’m now by RISD and there is no line in any sight. Just vibes. I realize I have no hope without looking at the map. Independence score: 0/5
A sidewalk with no green line. There should be a green line.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
I’m on a bike path. I’m still off course. There are old wind turbines repurposed as benches and shelters. It’s fantastic but I’m still off course. Great views of the canal. In terms of following the trail, I’m failing. But I’m loving what I’m seeing. Independence score: 3/5
View of the canal
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
While I’m tagging along to @erindwyer.bsky.social ‘s conference, the call of the green line in providence was too strong. I decided I’m going to do the Independence Trail in its entirety. Yesterday the daughter gave a hard no, so I got up early this morning to do it.
Map I found of Providence’s independence trail
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Green Day live in concert.
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Perch Perchson @perchperchson.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Pogi’s glasses > Remco’s glasses. I can’t wait for the visor phase to pass. #tdf #tourdefrance
Cyclists riding up a hill. Pogacar rocking cool shades. Remco wearing a dorky visor.
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