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tracey 🌱 🔜 gateway fate 203 @sheepskin.bsky.social · 19m
gaia online making anti-genAI posts i knew we could always trust u
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old man sexualizer @pentagulia.bsky.social · 4m
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Kim Kardashian: Don't Be F***ing Rude
ALT: Kim Kardashian: Don't Be F***ing Rude
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 19m
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Floh 🌟 grinding comms @cybellecybete.bsky.social · 6h
All together now kupo!! 🎶 #ffxiv #moogle #dailymog
Illustration of twelve moogles from the game FF14.
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old man sexualizer @pentagulia.bsky.social · 1h
i’m uh, gonna go mute that post now 😭😭😭😭😭
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old man sexualizer @pentagulia.bsky.social · 1h
oh my god???? 😳😳🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫠
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Mareep 2: Electric Blue Wooloo @m2ebw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A parakeet on a skateboard with “Perfect Bird Time” in the Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave font
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ghostsjogging @ghostsjogging.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
charming, gentle, disarming, beautiful, calming smiles
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레드 @redlhz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
옷ㅈㄴ이쁨
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old man sexualizer @pentagulia.bsky.social · 3h
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Mothership @mothership.blog · 6h
For @dreamcastaway.bsky.social, Fabio's lust for Dietrich — whether it's sexual or envious or both — is one of the most compelling parts of Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave.
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Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave's most unexpected pair is a fascinating tangle of sex and gender
"I could adopt the form of a woman so beautiful I would shine like the moon..."
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ひたき🔥10/9 え2 @hitaki-y.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ファビディ🌙 #fabrich
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gesugao enjoyer @mercuriangel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dietrich oshikatsu #fefw #fabrich (implied)
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Perfect Ferd Time 🦅🫖 @laminecuisine.bsky.social · 5h
jfc get a room #fefw
Training dialogue between Dietrich and Fabio in Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave. Dietrich says, “Your power interests me. Lay it bare!”Training dialogue between Dietrich and Fabio in Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave. Fabio says, “I do not know if you will be satisfied, but to be so desired is no bad thing.”
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 15h
I've decided to start writing dark twisted erotic fantasy. From these excerpts you can see its the kind that's maybe even a little too dark and twisted for some, but I guess you could say that, like my protagonist, I'm not like other girls.
"I feel nothing being with you!" I say in defiance.

"Your body says otherwise," he says. As an example, he points to my hands, which I hadn't realized were both giving a thumbs up.

"Traitorous thumbs," I say under my breath. "Crap. Fuck. This sucks."

I shove my hands behind my back so he can't see them, but then he starts doing this evil sex move where he thrusts even faster and they start applauding so he can still tell I actually like it anyway."Perhaps a night in the gaol will make you less defiant." He snarls with his sex mouth. At first I thought he had said "jail" because that was how he pronounced it, because that is how that word is pronounced and also it has the same meaning, but I didn't know that because I had only seen that version of the word written down. Or maybe I had heard it spoken but every time I did I had assumed they were saying "jail." There's honestly no way for me to know.

"Its pronounced GAOL!" I shout back, nowhere close to the correct pronounciation. Like, not even remotely on the map with that one.The Prince aimed his bonewand at us. Not the Bonewand that turns people into bones, but the bonewand, which is unrelated and uncapitalized. The one that shoots bones. 

Sharp bones pierced poor Wingwind, shredding his semitendinosus, his brachiocephalicus, his sternomandibularis, and his registertocontinueusingfreehorseanatomydotcom. As we fell from the sky, the valiant pegasus turned his head and spoke to me.

"My lady, you must live. No matter what happens, no matter what degredations you face, you must live. Even if the degredations get kind of sexy, you must live so that you can find love, feministly. Even if its with a guy who at least kind of sucks, you must do this."

"Holy shit, you can talk?" I said."Do you ever worry that the confines of our imagination have made actual intimacy impossible? That we merely seek to replicate the same failed dynamics we grew up surrounded by, in roles we slide into out of entropy rather than any real connection we feel to them, only now with elaborate pageantry we've constructed in order to feel empowered instead of debased?" He asks me, making me a bit uncomfortable since he's now talking about feelings like some kind of gay or one of those girls that I'm different from.

"Wuh-oh! Sounds like someone's got a case of the grumpies that can only be solved by doing some kind of crazy sex kink! Like, maybe a new kind of missionary, but one where I'm on my tummy." I retort.

For a moment I think he's about to cry but then at the last second he sternly nods and begins taking off his pants.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 16h



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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old man sexualizer @pentagulia.bsky.social · 11h
so i picked it out of curiosity, and you’ll be happy/disappointed to know it has nothing to do with their actual feet — apparently eshmel doesn’t cast a shadow 🤷
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
jason alexander as george is turning into soup on the cover of an animorphs book titled soup mode
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lemon 🍋🖤 @literallemon.bsky.social · 16h
Dietrich is president and co founder of the “stop insulting Fabio, we love him” club #fabrich #diefab
Idiot sandwich meme redraw except it’s Dietrich and Fabio. Panel one, Dietrich holds Fabio’s face and says “what are you?” Panel two, Fabio smiles brightly and says “a beautiful human worthy of love” while Dietrich says “that’s right”
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Doc Glasgow @docglasgow.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Birth by Sleep is a good game. #kh #kingdomhearts #terra #aqua
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old man sexualizer @pentagulia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
also now i’m imagining flayn somehow finding an old picture of fefw!era seteth with his busted-ass dyejob and just looking at him like 😬😬😬😒😒😒🫩
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old man sexualizer @pentagulia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i’m not sure if it would be better or worse if he also dyed his eyebrows to match
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ツルオ🎸 @z-tsuruo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t care where you started out on the political spectrum If your kid comes out as trans & you don’t become a rainbow-clad, parade-cheering ally & rock-solid supportive girl/boy/enby dad/mom? You were never a parent at all You were a doll collector furious they didn’t stay in their packaging.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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RPG towns @rpgtowns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
NPC Mondays Withers from Baldur's Gate 3
https://mod.io/g/baldursgate3/m/withersbignaturals#description
A mummified person with big breasts.
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Yuyu1971 @yuyu197100.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Horryfying ass baby 😱 #addamsfamily #wednesday
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Goo @hochihochi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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레드 @redlhz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
관광객
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 05/10/2026
what an asshole
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Mareep 2: Electric Blue Wooloo @m2ebw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[repost] if you love Fire Emblem Women

[Leda from Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave]

or violently murdering your enemies
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Destiny @destinyapocalypse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So I got the new fire emblem game…pretty good so far 👍 #fortunesweave #fireemblem
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djog @djogrt.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
dietrich fire emblem....... #fireemblem
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pikat @pikat.io · 30/06/2026
felix (i am looking forward to fire emblem)
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TruJek @trujek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Leda Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave
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Scavvie Foxxo @scavengerfox.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This is so many of y'all rn
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Sen the donkey @sengrisane.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.
Infograph about censorship. It compares it to magnets.
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ellielotus (comms open!) @ellielotus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sorry for the inactivity, fire emblem has me in a chokehold ☠️
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ghostsjogging @ghostsjogging.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
they say there isn't "romance" in fortunes weave but have you seen this man's relationship with his sword. #ghostart
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Rei, Monster Maker 🐙 @pandemoniumparty.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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Atelier Alyssa ⭐💫 @alyossan.art · 04/10/2026
This is one of the funnier things that has happened to me
A screenshot of a tweet from my old NSFW Twitter that reads "-gets turned on by Rean angrily reprimanding his students- What the fuck"Rean's voice actor tweeting "Lurking online, I've found that there are two very solid camps of people in terms of how they responded to Rean scolding the students in Cold Steel III. All I'm going to say is this: the point of being harshly scolded is to make you NOT want a repeat of it. Y'all need Jesus"
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zabkazee @zabkazee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love the Doronbo Gang #art #fireemblem #fefw
The main Saramis trio; Bonaventure, Theodora, & Tobias from Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave. All three posed and drawn in a way that calls back and is tribute to the Doronbo Gang from the classic anime, Yatterman.

Theodora being Doronjo, Bonaventure as Boyacky, & Tobias as Tonzura.

Their team name, "Megaira's Beacon," from when they participate during the Heroic Games is written above them.
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dani ♡ @moocaron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what if we were rivals….and also we were both girls 😳😳 #fefw
An illustration of Leda and Olympia from Fire Emblem: Fortune’s Weave. Olympia is sitting on the floor, with her hand on Leda’s face, while Leda is kneeling above her, with her finger tilting up her chin.
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lola🍡 @ FEFW LOCKDOWN‼️ @pastafrutti.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
leda route my beloved
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Lynarc @lynarc.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Rhea #fireemblem
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 23/07/2025
corn dogs are just meat twinkies
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old man sexualizer @pentagulia.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ok hear me out what if theodora’s uncles kissed each other
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Say what you will about Julie, she has a sense of humor
Julie bot with a swole sonic pfp and bald vegeta  header pic
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
will be blocking anybody doing harry potter fanart regardless of content
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