PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 2hI listen to a bunch of paranormal podcasts, bc I like ghost stories. There appears to be a template: two women, talking about spooky stories; one is kinda skeptical, and the other is FULLY READY TO BELIEVE IN EVERYTHING. It’s adorable. 000
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 8hAUGH I just remembered a band existed but I can’t remember their name or any of their songs, just that it was a super cute lady singing and her partner playing music, and it started with a P. 110
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 8hHard to think of one LESS worthy. Mussolini, maybe? MAYBE? 020
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 8hYou even got to have a paladin romance! My gobliny heart loved the hell out of that. 000
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ruin a book by adding a word Watership Down Under The Wonder Engine Light The Last Place Unicorn Night Light Watch House of Chain Wallets The King of Elfland’s Daughter’s Shitposting 120
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Wait wait wait I also want to learn things about eels 150
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is a very confusing post if you misread Mass as “Mars” 040
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I put a cat door into the bathroom/laundry room. When I am in there and do not let her accompany me, Hestia looks through the cat door at me with longing and despair. 040
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I feel vaguely insulted, like having a stalker who only knows super basic stuff about you. Cmon man step up your creeper game 020
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Awww mine is all about what animals I have. That’s not creepy at all. 110
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026In “Straight Man,” the MC finds out a colleague has written a novel and hasn’t published it or pressed it on anyone else. He admires someone who can keep their novel to themselves. (We should all be forgiven our first novel.) 010
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Flip a coin. If you don’t like the results, you know which one you really wanted to do. 010
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I mean there’s a lot of talk of stoning in the Bible … 000
Reposted by PenPaladin JulesGhostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 02/10/2026I'M GONNA NEED SOME EXCOMMUNICATIONS PRONTO SIR like come on, surely we have earned a treat 223627
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I imagine he got the nomination because the GOP knows it doesn’t have any chance of putting a Republican into the Colorado governor seat. They’re not going to waste a real candidate on that campaign. 100
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Walter reminded me of my ex-husband. What an ass. 010
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“This might be my favorite @tkingfisher.com book” is what I say every time I finish one, and this was no different. But it really might be. 160
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I just finished “Snake Eater” by T Kingfisher. Can confirm that if you move to a tiny town in the sticks, the (mostly senior) people will be VERY interested in you, and if you are polite and volunteer to help them, you get to hear some weird shit. It’s pretty great. 150
Reposted by PenPaladin JulesKat Beaufort @onbearfeet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I LOVE MY FAT BEAR SON 0166
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The US decided not to be fascist. Universal healthcare. I have added to my collection of obsolete skills. I built a bunny barn. I have made weird art. I have loved and lost and found I cannot help but love again, even knowing that loss is the price of love. And it’s good. It’s hard but it’s good. 020
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026But there is a middle-aged Pyrenees mix who has joined the crew, and a young black dog of indeterminate origin who landed here and was granted sanctuary on the condition of good behavior. There are several Angora rabbits, and many have won ribbons at fancy rabbit shows. There are chickens. 110
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My daughter Ash lives about an hour away, and she’s happy. SHE’S HAPPY, at last. Most of my current pets have passed. Sylveon, Mew, Todd, Jolene, and Artemis are gone. Hestia is 14 and I know her time is coming soon. Banner (horse) is an astounding 33 years old, still alive. I visit him when I can. 110
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I might actually get to retire someday. I’ve published more books. My son Cameron is living in Boulder with his wife (who he hasn’t met yet in 2026) and his babies, who have not been born yet. Those beloved grandkids spend a lot of time up here w their mountain hag of a grandmother. 110
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m going to turn this into a spell. It’s 2039. I’m 60 years old. I’ve lived in my tiny mountain town, in a literal cabin in the woods, for 15 years now. The pain is still there, but it hasn’t gotten worse. There are a couple of platonic life roommates, and an enormous garden. 110
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I got my e-spinner working! It’s one of the first Electric Eel models. Started spinning some of Todd’s fiber. (Satin Angora rabbit.) 🐰 He and Hestia are very fond of each other. 030
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Awwww!! Thank you! You must have read my Murderbot fic. 😁 100
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“Evil can’t be dumb” is a wild place to start from, and I STILL cannot fathom how he got from there “anything smart people do must be good”. My guy that is a springboard to crimes against humanity. 121
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I just read the Norwegian fairytale of Dapplegrim (as one does at 4:30 AM) and WHAT THE FUCK? EVIL HORSE AND EVIL MAN WIN? (CW: so much animal death) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dappleg...en.wikipedia.orgDapplegrim - Wikipedia 110
Reposted by PenPaladin Julesʟᴜɪs ʜᴇʀɴᴀɴᴅᴇᴢ ⚡ @beetlenaut.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the goal of every decent-hearted person right now is to stay alive long enough so that they can witness actual Justice for the crimes being committed both domestically and globally 8680151
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026WOE IS ME, I want to read the next Saint of Steel Paladins book but it doesn’t exist yet. 211
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Is there any more pitiful sound than the protest meow of a cat being asked to share a queen size bed with a human? 030
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m not a historian, but I have degrees in art and religion, and I feel reasonably secure in pointing to those to say that yes, the world has always been this stupid. 010
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Trauma Pinball Trauma Buttonsmash Trauma Meteor Shower 130
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Weeps in Gen X Never Gonna Retire exhaustion. 141
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Oh hey - I would be interested to see how people display their pins! My bag has grown dense with cool pins. 110
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Thank you, ancient South American people, for the noble potato. (Guess what I am having for lunch.) 010
PenPaladin Jules @penpaladin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The paladin romances by @tkingfisher.com would be the first slide on my TED talk “Large Gentle Men = Sexiest Ever,” with a picture of Stephen knitting pink socks. a.co/d/0eqv1wQCa.coAmazon.com 020