Reposted by Peter Klecha
ECMAScript excitement 😉
Congrats to @peet.bsky.social from TechAtBloomberg advancing JSON.parse Options to Stage 2.7 at @TC39 today 🎉
There are two independent opt-ins.
🔶 deep freezing the entire object
🔶 non-array objects get a null prototype
Names may change ⚠️
![4-panel comic. (1) [Person with white hat talking to another person.] PERSON 1 with white hat: As Sherlock Holmes said, When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. (2) PERSON 2: What about the possibility that you forgot to eliminate a possibility? Or that you eliminated one incorrectly? Both of those remain, too. (3) PERSON 1: You’re being pedantic. It’s just a general rule for deduction. PERSON 2: But it’s a *bad rule*. (4) PERSON 2: How often have you thought, “I can’t find this thing, and I’ve searched the whole house. The only place I haven’t looked is the car, so it *must* be there.” PERSON 2: ...And then it’s never in the car. PERSON 1: *It’s never in the car!*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifiy7vve3vnzcdv2ptjmuvd3twrsyuu2s5tkyvonqzk56mvinoxae)
![a skeet by ed markey linking an article with the headline “Trump Links His Push for Greenland to Not Winning Nobel Peace Prize”. markey writes “Invoke the 25th Amendment”. the first reply says “Okay, I tried but nothing happened […]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dmaowzwqalquh6msh4e4l4kl/bafkreigvuctfavuihzpa6qgrpxb2eqwu37hbll4dmijogn4zpxxpmgubjm)
![a screenshot of a bunch of replies, including “senator, with respect, no u”, “You’re in office, we are not […]”, and “I wish I could but […]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dmaowzwqalquh6msh4e4l4kl/bafkreib2dt7hdhdlmgtrqaeitbtvuw26d2zdbnvsbreduyh34gb26hek7a)
![a screenshot of a bunch of bluesky replies among them “Stop asking other people to do your job[…]”, “Will do, you just sit tight”, and “wow mr markey i don’t have that kind of power[…]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dmaowzwqalquh6msh4e4l4kl/bafkreida7aftchq3vly7msxdha3xgvzh55inr6sni6shfiqnbniszsow2u)
![[me, trapped in Lalande 21185 observational simulation hell #43233, circa common era one million]
[glowing six-eyed lizard creature, i call him "pat"] so it's like every species has this petroleum gap they have to get over
[me] oh i know exactly what you mean
[pat] like you shoot up to industrial civilization status because of fossil fuels, and then there's like this timer running, can you use the free energy of the fossil fuels to transition to a better energy source before you either run out or wreck your climate
[me] we did the climate thing
[pat] yeah we were totally blindsided. we had a series of glacier formations trapping giant methane bubbles so we were off to feedback loop city before we even noticed the carbon ppm was rising
[me] we actually saw it coming. we had like 100 years between us figuring out that carbon was affecting our climate and the system first going nonlinear
[pat] oh damn how did you allocate your resources during that time
[me] *slowly takes a deep breath*
[me] *deep breath*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2aebn3xk5t63net43eeepire/bafkreihn7ifncu2wwlwwr54il6ocopyvn5xduxs3kedpuhu3bvelxs7jxq)
