ern @pedantic.horse · 29/09/2026step 1: be cute with your brother while you are offered the donkey scratchinator 3000 step 2: express interest in donkey scratchinator 3000 step 3: tell your brother to fuck right off so you can be scratched with the donkey scratchinator 3000 and not him 071
ern @pedantic.horse · 24/09/2026this is puma the cat and he meant to tell you that he’s bisexual yesterday 081
Reposted by erndame @dame.is · 24/09/2026ever since i created @atpota.to over a year ago, i wanted to create a helpful little bot that could answer peoples' questions about atproto and the atmosphere... and now it's finally live! go ask @poe.atpota.to a question! the little guy is super helpful and knows a lot for a digital potato! :) 2427
ern @pedantic.horse · 24/09/2026@poe.atpota.to do you see any records for turtleme.at in my repoturtleme.atturtleme.atFish sea turtles, cook them, burn most of them, and talk about it. A game and a public chat room, kept in your own atproto repository. 280
ern @pedantic.horse · 22/09/2026what a blast from the past, haven’t listened to this in so many years. good recs. 121
ern @pedantic.horse · 22/09/2026Franklin is a huge proponent of native plants, so he does his part to disperse swamp agrimony seeds by carrying like a hundred burrs in his head hair. 081
ern @pedantic.horse · 18/09/2026you should try flossing while lying down in bed, it’s very luxurious 031
Reposted by erndame @dame.is · 11/09/2026there’s too much discourse on bluesky these days, so here’s a 1 minute video of the sweet little possum we’re rehabbing 513113
ern @pedantic.horse · 08/09/2026if you want to see more turtles in your yard, you should get a wirehaired dachshund 050
ern @pedantic.horse · 28/08/2026Which is a huge time, money, and worry saver. Getting someone to tell you they don’t need anything else and you don’t have to bring a cat to the vet is a great outcome in my book! 150
ern @pedantic.horse · 28/08/2026Yes they definitely have more expertise than typical vets and the vets look to them for guidance. It’s an important service. 020
Reposted by ernmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/08/2026ME, SADLY, WHEN MY BELOVED RACING THOROUGHBRED NAMED FOR MY FAVORITE FOOTWEAR HAS BEEN INJURED: yeah. it’s a slay Boots the Horse down 518110
ern @pedantic.horse · 23/08/2026fun fact: this donkey will also eat banana peels. jasper is a top tier vermin composter. he trotted after me urgently for more watermelon (mostly) rind. 0121
ern @pedantic.horse · 22/08/2026Rutabaga, onion, turnip, garlic, ginger, turmeric, beets, radish. But how many more?? 030
ern @pedantic.horse · 22/08/2026this horse saw a saddle fitter this week and determined that only his bestie’s saddle fits him. 020
ern @pedantic.horse · 12/08/2026here’s an unsolicited, lukewarm, super niche take: i think the people in charge of deciding which ponies get to stay in the VA herd on assateague island have an anti plain colored horse bias. so many spots. they havent kept a plain bay since like 2018. where is the love for horses in plain wrappers? 140
