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PaxtonPullman

@paxtonpullman.bsky.social
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Midwestern dad. Ska and Pro Wrestling are the only legitimate forms of art. Black bean burritos. My pets. He/him.

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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 11h
They call it Megalopolising in the street. They sell their wineries to get it produced. It's some real sick stuff.
Concerned Ice T in Law and Order SVU
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Watching Ren and Stimpy with the kid and the episode is about how beef tallow is the solution to all of life's problems. Now that's the official policy of the FDA.
Gross image of a cartoon man eating a lard covered car
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sam Richard from I think you should leave shrugging. Posted for no reason.
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Scene from the show Detroiters where a younger man tells an older man

That's it! Time to take you to the bottom! The Rock Bottom!
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sturgill Simpson as Johnny Blue Skies was absolutely incredible. Very few frills, just an incredibly tight band.
A band plays on a large stage in purple lights with large pirate flag skeleton banners
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I got a giant thing of Biscoff cookies. I'll never need to fly again.
Big ass box of Biscoff cookies
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Watching the AEW tribute to PAC right now and boy is it tough to see how emotional everyone is. I took this picture of him doing what he did best in the incredible Death Triangle vs The Elite best of 7 series. 🤼‍♂️
A wrestler twists through the air onto his opponent in the ring
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Buddy, if you can't handle me at Jill Bernard's Small Cute Book of Improv tenth anniversary edition, you don't deserve me at Jill Bernard's Small Cute Book of Improv twentieth anniversary edition.
Two copies of Jill Bernard's Small Cute Book of Improv
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This Choosin' Texas is heard
Zelda Rubenstein in Poltergeist
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Masked luchador Pentagon Jr looks disapprovingly at his phone
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Artie, the strongest maaaaaan... in the wooooooorld.
Milo Aukerman, a white nerd in black glasses. The joke is that he looks like the character Artie from the 90s kid show The Adventures of Pete and Pete.
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm ready for 3 and half hours of non-stop @dcpierson.bsky.social 's Apple Store guy action.
Actor/comedian DC Pierson, a guy with long hair, bushy beard, and an Apple uniform standing in front of Captain America and Black Widow.
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HELL FUCKIN' YEAH
A large brown dog looks at the camera and a multicolored cat naps next to the dog
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can't believe the New York Times ranked this as #17 of the century's best TV shows.
DVD cover of OJ Simpson's prank show Juiced with Simpson in various disguises
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#skaandprowrestlingaretheonlylegitimateformsofart #aewdynamite 🤼‍♂️
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Julie Brown on a beach singing Cause I'm A Blonde
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The perspective makes my hand look huge
Guy from the Simpsons with a massive hand
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I put on The Wire and a preview for Practical Magic started playing but I didn't realize what was happening. You can imagine my confusion as I didn't remember these particular members of the Barksdale organization.
Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman dancing on stairs and the pause menu shows the Wire
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
She's pretty stupid. She pees on the floor and snores so loudly it wakes up at night. She's the greatest.
A white man with long brown hair snuggles up to a graying muzzle of a large brown dog
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't follow football but I like having Redzone on while I do laundry. Pardon me if this an tired take, but this dude is Casey Affleck, right?
A New Orleans Saints coach who looks just like Casey Affleck.
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Grateful Dead fans are called Deadheads. Taylor Swift fans are known as Swifties. Pantera fans are several months behind on child support.
The band Pantera plays in front of a giant crowd with video screens showing the bald lead singer
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"What's the John Rumpus?"
Gabriel Byrne in Miller's Crossing
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mitch McConnell sunken, puckered face next to a bunch of atomic warheads candy
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Iron Maiden goes a thousand times harder than bands that are fifty years younger than them. Unbelievable.
The band Iron Maiden plays on a very large stage with video screens and an image of a pyramid as a backdrop
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Shout-out to this dude
Janice Soprano looking at her evangelical boyfriend in the Sopranos
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Two cats basking in the sun and touching paws in a window sill
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Lots of things wrong with this AI generated advertisement: -multiple extra fingers -woman has three feet -garbled gas sign -Black people willingly spending time in Tipton, Indiana
Yet another bullshit AI ad, this says restaurants without two hour wait times for the town of Tipton Indiana
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Steven Borden is Schroedinger's pro wrestler 🤼‍♂️ because he's Sting's son but he's also daddy
Steven Borden, an attractive and muscular white shirtless man in a leather jacket
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh yeah, that one MESSED ME UP. Not as much as *this one*, though.
Black and white photo with a "ghost" in an old church
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How my wife looks at me when I talk like Dusty Rhodes.
Dusty Rhodes looking judgmental in a black and white photo
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Avengers Doomsday poster that says Ballistic Ecks vs Sever
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
BEST FRIENDS!
A black, brown, and white cat rests on a couch leaning against a brown boxer pitbull mix. They are so goddamn cute it's literally bonkers.
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Megachurch pastors on stage with a red Italian sports car
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Listening to the new Weezer album
Dennis from It's Always Sunny saying It was pretty good. It was alright. It wasn't great but it was fine and I knew that it was going to be fine.
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Nicholson's Joker pulling out a giant handgun and Dustin Rhodes tweeting that he didn't read the caption, just liked the firearm
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Olive Garden logo that says ska and Pro Wrestling are the only legitimate forms of art
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Album cover for En Vogue's Funky Divas
Black and white photo of four beautiful women
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If she loved America like she says, she'd get this
Back tattoo featuring Ninja Turtle Mt Rushmore, Splinter Lincoln Memorial, and Ninja Turtle crossing the Delaware
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hammond Bears ❌ Ham and eggers 🤔
Bobby The Brain Heenan in a sparkly jacket pointing at his head
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Photo of Canadian vaxxed superhuman
Robert Crumb's Keep On Truckin' drawing
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Subtlety was never his strong suit
Barefoot Margot Robbie on a large TV screen. Her feet are at least three feet in size on the screen.
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I have poison ivy on my neck and face. My face is swollen and I kind of look like the nun mask from The Town (an absolutely bitchin' movie, by the way) Thankfully I'm seeing a doctor in a few minutes because I'm miserable.
A rubbery, wrinkled nun mask
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
We interrupt your regularly scheduled doomscrolling to show you these perfect babies.
Two cats, one dark and white the other tabby brown, rest on a bed
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Concert poster with a scorpion advertising rocket from the crypt and the get up kids in Chicago October 17th
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is the biggest "Nah brah" from me in the history of Nah brah.
Several Taylor Farms bagged salads available for purchase at a cafeteria.
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The Armed at #postfestival Absolute, pure, uncut hardcore INSANITY. Incredible.
A band with a guitarist, bassist, two singers, a drummer, and saxophonist on an outdoor stage.
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
El Ten Eleven was another highlight of the day. Incredibly skilled guitar playing.
A guy plays a combination guitar and bass double guitar
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Caspian absolutely killing at #postfest What a great festival. It's my third time attending. The HiFi is such a fantastic venue; I've seen SO MANY bands here over the years.
A rock band plays on an outdoor stage
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Everything is gender and everything is stupid
Back of a semi trailer that says "Mow with an attitude. Badboy Country dotcom"
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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My friend asked me if I was interested in that Greek movie everyone is talking about even though it's really long. I said, my wife's been performing Lysistrata for 40 years!
Rodney Dangerfield on stage of the Carson show with a silly look on his face
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