PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 11hThey call it Megalopolising in the street. They sell their wineries to get it produced. It's some real sick stuff. 040
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Watching Ren and Stimpy with the kid and the episode is about how beef tallow is the solution to all of life's problems. Now that's the official policy of the FDA. 140
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Sturgill Simpson as Johnny Blue Skies was absolutely incredible. Very few frills, just an incredibly tight band. 150
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I got a giant thing of Biscoff cookies. I'll never need to fly again. 0111
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Watching the AEW tribute to PAC right now and boy is it tough to see how emotional everyone is. I took this picture of him doing what he did best in the incredible Death Triangle vs The Elite best of 7 series. 🤼♂️ 280
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Buddy, if you can't handle me at Jill Bernard's Small Cute Book of Improv tenth anniversary edition, you don't deserve me at Jill Bernard's Small Cute Book of Improv twentieth anniversary edition. 010
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Artie, the strongest maaaaaan... in the wooooooorld. 240
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm ready for 3 and half hours of non-stop @dcpierson.bsky.social 's Apple Store guy action. 71658
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I can't believe the New York Times ranked this as #17 of the century's best TV shows. 023
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026#skaandprowrestlingaretheonlylegitimateformsofart #aewdynamite 🤼♂️ 141
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I put on The Wire and a preview for Practical Magic started playing but I didn't realize what was happening. You can imagine my confusion as I didn't remember these particular members of the Barksdale organization. 1101
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026She's pretty stupid. She pees on the floor and snores so loudly it wakes up at night. She's the greatest. 61704
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I don't follow football but I like having Redzone on while I do laundry. Pardon me if this an tired take, but this dude is Casey Affleck, right? 110
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Grateful Dead fans are called Deadheads. Taylor Swift fans are known as Swifties. Pantera fans are several months behind on child support. 1133
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Iron Maiden goes a thousand times harder than bands that are fifty years younger than them. Unbelievable. 020
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Lots of things wrong with this AI generated advertisement: -multiple extra fingers -woman has three feet -garbled gas sign -Black people willingly spending time in Tipton, Indiana 040
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Steven Borden is Schroedinger's pro wrestler 🤼♂️ because he's Sting's son but he's also daddy 060
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Oh yeah, that one MESSED ME UP. Not as much as *this one*, though. 031
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026How my wife looks at me when I talk like Dusty Rhodes. 010
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026If she loved America like she says, she'd get this 2134
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I have poison ivy on my neck and face. My face is swollen and I kind of look like the nun mask from The Town (an absolutely bitchin' movie, by the way) Thankfully I'm seeing a doctor in a few minutes because I'm miserable. 150
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026We interrupt your regularly scheduled doomscrolling to show you these perfect babies. 0101
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026This is the biggest "Nah brah" from me in the history of Nah brah. 140
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026The Armed at #postfestival Absolute, pure, uncut hardcore INSANITY. Incredible. 000
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026El Ten Eleven was another highlight of the day. Incredibly skilled guitar playing. 020
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Caspian absolutely killing at #postfest What a great festival. It's my third time attending. The HiFi is such a fantastic venue; I've seen SO MANY bands here over the years. 130
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Everything is gender and everything is stupid 020
PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026My friend asked me if I was interested in that Greek movie everyone is talking about even though it's really long. I said, my wife's been performing Lysistrata for 40 years! 081