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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
nicksaraev ~
@nicksaraev
X.com
I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 30/07/2026
this site has the juice
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This is from 2012. You make it sound like everyone has gone back to the area around it.
They have not. It is like Chernobyl, which cause all sorts of weird shit across Europe as well (think Hentai porn consumption in Sweden).

Adam @admanb.bsky.social • 1h
not doing a lot to dispel the notion that antinuclear advocacy is based on conspiracy-level paranoia

@sundiego2015.bsky.social
No. I just point out facts and condemn Hentai.
As any right-thinking person would do.
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 07/07/2026
Peppa Pig shades Clairo during her Pitchfork interview: “I don't know her.”
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 14/06/2026
Now they're fighting... the Weather Channel
Rapid Response 47

@RapidResponse47
This event is about celebrating America’s unmatched greatness after 250 years — which apparently doesn’t sit well with the friendless loser who wrote this bullshit clickbait headline.

Rain or shine, we’re celebrating our great country no matter what. GOD BLESS AMERICA! 🇺🇸
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UFC Freedom 250 is facing a chaotic weather setup on the White House South Lawn, with a 60% chance of thunderstorms, heavy downpours, and wind gusts up to 34 mph threatening to delay the outdoor fights. On top of the storm risk, brutal D.C. humidity is driving a triple-digit heat
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Eurovision Song Contest @eurovision.tv · 17/05/2026
Your Eurovision winner is BANGARANGA by DARA 🇧🇬 Congratulations to Bulgaria on scoring their first ever victory at the 70th edition of the Contest 🥳 And THANK YOU for your votes 🥰 www.eurovision.com/stories/dara...
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 23/04/2026
'Project Hail Mary' LEGO set achieves a Guinness World Record by reaching the edge of space 🚀 It reached an altitude of 114,790 feet — highest ever for a LEGO set
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Correct.
The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.
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simi @simifresh.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
the bushes were people 😂
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 04/01/2026
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 04/01/2026
Concerned neighbor attempts to break down door as player repeatedly shouts for 'help' during an 'ARC Raiders' game 😂 The player gave him a six-pack of beers for trying to help out (via u/dreamthorp)
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 06/12/2025
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The image is of a comic.
Panel one depicts Santa Claus. He says, "Have you been naughty or nice?"
Panel two depicts a happy dog. He says, "I am ALWAYS a good boy."
Santa responds "Very nice!"
Panel three depicts Santa again. He says "...And you?"
Panel four depicts an orange cat climbing a Christmas tree, turning his head to look back at Santa.
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De Standaard @standaard.be · 21/11/2025
#lectrr
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
An AI generated version of Purple Guy’s dead mother is speaking to him on his phone. She says “Look, darling. With AI we can be together forever”

Panel 2:
Purple Guy looking very upset. He asks “Do you love me, mum?”

Panel 3:
The disgusting AI fake mum replies “I do. Almost as much…”

Panel 4:
AI mum turns into an advert for online gambling. She yells: “…As I love getting 10 free spins when I sign up to pocket casino.com”
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 11/11/2025
Charli xcx: House ft John Cale review – haunt me, then! An elegant, brutal taste of the Wuthering Heights OST
theguardian.com
Charli xcx: House ft John Cale review – haunt me, then! An elegant, brutal taste of the Wuthering Heights OST
Featuring a lugubrious monologue from the Velvet Underground legend, its jagged strings are more reminiscent of that band than anything on Brat
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/11/2025
LEAVITT: It's absolutely true that there's fraud in California's elections Q: What's the evidence of that? LEAVITT: It's just a fact
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 01/10/2025
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 29/09/2025
First poster for ‘The Simpsons Movie 2’ 🍩 In theaters July 23, 2027
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 24/09/2025
Ticketmaster boss Michael Rapino says concert tickets are 'underpriced' "In sports, I joke it’s like a badge of honor to spend 70 grand for a Knicks courtside seat. They beat me up if we charge $800 for Beyoncé"
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Nationalism is by default unimaginative and paradoxically every example of it is broadly similar to other examples everywhere else in the world. It's always about flags and chants and xenophobic exceptionalism. The mantra of people who don't have the imagination to actually love where they live.
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Politico @politico.com · 03/08/2025
OPINION: “The EU is not equipped to deal with outside actors who fundamentally threaten its existence, with whom it cannot find a negotiated solution and peacefully coexist,” writes @garrykasparov.bsky.social and @glandsbergis.bsky.social.
politico.com
Opinion | Kasparov and Landsbergis: Europe’s Future Depends on Confrontation, Not Compromise
To survive, the European Union needs to change.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 28/07/2025
What a year so far for horror 🍅 'Together' — 98% 'Sinners' — 97% '28 Years Later' — 88% (via Rotten Tomatoes)
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jacksfilms @jjjacksfilms.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Ok What if we chilled Trump out Like We show him some chill vids That chill him out Like slime vids Or Family Guy Funnies And he chills the fuck out Can we do that Or like Do we do Plan B
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De Standaard @standaard.be · 20/05/2025
Column | "Er wordt over gezaagd, gezeikt en gehyperventileerd. Dat het schuurt, dat het geen gezicht is, dat je drinken gesaboteerd wordt en dat het niet meer lukt om dorst te lessen zonder te morsen. Dat is natuurlijk de schuld van Europa: 'Zij daarboven' beslissen hoe wij drinken."
standaard.be
Stop met zeuren over de dop die vastzit aan de fles: dat is geen idiote regelneverij
Geen enkele lidstaat verzette zich tegen het Europese wetsvoorstel om dopjes vast te maken aan flessen, schrijft Hendrik Vos. Daar was namelijk grondig studiewerk aan voorafgegaan.
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Eurovision Song Contest @eurovision.tv · 18/05/2025
We have a winner 🇦🇹 Congratulations to Austria's JJ, who has won the 69th Eurovision Song Contest with the song Wasted Love.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 05/05/2025
meme of a cat with tinfoil hat on that says "I wake up 🔄 there is another TARIFF (original text; PSYOP)"
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
everyone says "go to therapy" but nobody tells you you'll miss out on THIS
A photo of Jacob Wysocki, Vic Michaelis, Lou Wilson, and Henry the Pig partying it up.
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Netflix @netflix.com · 31/03/2025
Common People Bête Noire Hotel Reverie Plaything Eulogy USS Callister: Into Infinity Black Mirror returns April 10.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 11/03/2025
Director Gints Zilbalodis shares a new video of the #Flow cat with his Oscar 🐈‍⬛🏆
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
We are the leaders that we have been waiting for.
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CNN @cnn.com · 21/02/2025
"As with his plan to relocate all Palestinians out of Gaza so the US can build a 'riviera' of beach resorts, the president’s motives appear to be rooted more in extracting the best potential monetary return for the US than in equitably solving a murderous conflict that endangers the world"| Analysis
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Analysis: The Ukraine minerals deal is a perfect metaphor for Trump’s foreign policy | CNN Politics
Donald Trump isn’t the only president who knows a bad deal when he sees one.
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jacksfilms @jjjacksfilms.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Ok Google when does the revolution start
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
A few hours into the Trump presidency and the richest man in the world is already doing Nazi salutes to crowds of adoring Trump supporters.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
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Yorick Dupon @yorickdupon.com · 13/01/2025
Delhaize neemt 325 winkels van Louis Delhaize over www.hln.be/economie/del...
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 14/12/2024
A ‘BRAT’ flag was spotted at an impeachment protest in South Korea: “impeachment and it’s completely different but also still impeachment”
Collage of South Korea’s President Yoon and British singer Charli xcx, the responsible artist behind the ‘BRAT’ marketing trend.Image of a green flag to symbolise Charli xcx’s album ‘BRAT.’ The flag text displays as: “impeachment and it’s completely different but also still impeachment” — a nod to Charli xcx’s ‘BRAT’ remix album titled ‘Brat and it’s completely different but also still brat.’
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Thomas Goorden @goorden.be · 03/12/2024
Het Tom Waes ongeval is qua absurdisme in het dagnieuws echt “next level”. - Een apologie voor botsabsorbeerders - Een apologie voor old timers - Tom is gereanimeerd! - Instagramvriendschap met Bart Peeters! - Uh, toch niet geranimeerd. - Waarom niet meteen getest op alcohol*? - Was dronken.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 03/12/2024
Rotten Tomatoes scores for Robert Eggers' films 🍅
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