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Paul Wiley

@paulwileyva.bsky.social
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If you don’t know where to go, go where you’re needed. 🏡 - Del Ray, Alexandria VA

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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 8h
You mean they don't want to be part of your world anymore?
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's a duplex going in near us, both sides have a roof deck. If someone wants to buy one, we can recreate the Monty Python "father smelt of elderberries" scene
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whoa whoa whoa since when are local news outlets allowed to use these newfangled “photos” to cover Art on the Ave? I want slop with my good news, dammit!!
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Putting him and Hunter next to each other with Clowney on the other side is fucking diabolical
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No better way to honor the 2026 Texans offense than by shitting your pants nonstop for hours on end!
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Hagen Blix @hagenblix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We should stop indulging the weird god complex at the heart of the "broken culture" at the AI companies, and start treating them like the mundane criminally negligent narcissists they are
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Didn’t know dogs could be redheads
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's at the end of my block, I know whose house alxwhere thinks MOL is lol
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If this hasn’t come to DRBC yet, can it come to the next one?
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The stunting on us will continue until scores improve
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seeing where this game/map thinks Mother of Light is makes me feel better about “missing” some others
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Huge missed opportunity not to do a plan flan
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The chuckle I chortled
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fictional chart from 1995 to 2025 showing "guys who like sports" becoming more left-wing coded and "guys who says sportsball is the opiate of the masses" becoming more right-wing coded
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I do not like the heated air I do not like that part going there
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not wild about this Green Eggs and Ham reboot
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
3D printer for armed drones (given the other ads on most Metro vehicles)
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love that we’ve added freight rail to richmond Highway! Multimodal! Innovative!
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1994 Michael Irvin brought a taste of South America with him to every game
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guys we’re about to get 4th quarter Big Game James vs a Ted Roof defense in a fucking hurricane, ACC Network STAT
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The Vampire LesMak @lesleynope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The woman carrying the baby and food in the Giants game clip that went viral has written the full story of her marriage and what happened in the stands that night. If you’ve commented or shared any of the clips you also need to read and share her story themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bijan vs. The Substation, coming next fall on SyFy!
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Brendan Quinn @bfquinn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A forewarning that this one is difficult. But it’s a credit to Duncan Robinson and his family for telling it. They hope it’ll help others. And maybe it’ll be a good reminder that “we can all be a little less certain about knowing what someone is going through.” www.nytimes.com/athletic/761...
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every naming suggestion must be run by a teen or someone who has been officially diagnosed as Tragically Online, it's easier in the long run
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
More beat up than an Astros' dugout trash can
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I assume that's just a glass of groundwater near a data center... same color as iced tea!
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Vice Mayor “stunt on em” Bagley
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every meeting is open to the public if you try hard enough
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Simpsons Riot Mob
ALT: Simpsons Riot Mob
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is the most succinct explanation of consumer protection law possible. Protect the consumer not just from sellers, but from themselves.
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think the youths call this "manifesting"
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Didn't think you were and sorry if my reply came off as defensive. Meant it as agreement/reinforcement: as Alexandria's premier newsletter offering commentary on civic issues has said many times, a lot of the policy problems we're facing now are the receipts from choices made by previous generations
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Refrain we heard repeatedly during redistricting—from the consultants, from ACPS staff; really anyone who sat down and tried to do it—is that equitable zoning for the middle schools is orders of magnitude harder than elementary, just bc of where the buildings are vs population (and demographics)
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The correlation with policy interest in sewage treatment here cannot be overstated. "You think THAT'S a never-ending river of shit?!? [pulls out phone screen]"
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
FAHK no. And I’m just a smol bean account, not a wastewater-and-civic-policy influencer. (Tbf I turn off push notifications for almost everything unless it’s something that really needs to be able to interrupt me)
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You let Bluesky send you push notifications? 😳😳😳
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This fall’s hottest toddler event? Early voting! ✅ Open at 8am ✅ Results in stickers ✅ Ballot machine has a screen and makes noise ✅ Across the street from a construction site with lots of trucks ✅ (if toddler’s favorite color is blue) Lots of blue signs
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
youtu.be/v-RmySYc-qE?...
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“F It. Ja’Marr’s Down There Somewhere.” - Joe Burrow
YouTube video by SimplyAS10
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think they’re rotating Hunter and Anderson off that edge to give them both turns thru the turnstile
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ole Miss band has played “You’s a Hoe” and now “Neck,” all hail the Ole Miss band @alexmcdaniel.co
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Didn’t know they made overalls
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I know, enough about Lane Kiffin already!
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gotta change names that frequently to stay one step ahead of Code Enforcement
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"What do you think of gas-powered leaf blowers?" "Baaaaaad"
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I hope the "TBD" means we will get testimony from the goats themselves
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Could it be from propylene glycol? It's in both Cerave and LRP cleansers (and Cetaphil, which was mentioned by someone else below), but not in Prequel. My mom learned only recently she has an allergy to it, which is a pretty cruel allergy given how prevalent it is in "sensitive skin" products
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Paul Wiley @paulwileyva.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Cocaine, Guns, and Codeine" is my favorite Warren Zevon B-side
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