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Paul Lander

@paullander.bsky.social
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TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.

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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 7h
3 fired OpenAI researchers release letter saying their axing will leave ‘chilling’ effects on company culture. Chances are it will happen promptly….
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/10/2026
Trump: "I could've done very bad things to Hillary Clinton. I could've done very very bad things to Joe Biden. I could've done very bad things to Barack Hussein Obama ... I can do whatever I want, if I want."
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 16h
What happens when you dye your hair as often as Nicole Richie? Uh, Every now and again the carpet and the drapes match
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 16h
Lauren Sánchez Wants Jeff Bezos To 'Run For President' So She Can Be 'First Lady'. Only if he doesn’t deliver within 3 days he can be returned
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 7h
3 fired OpenAI researchers release letter saying their axing will leave ‘chilling’ effects on company culture. Chances are it will happen promptly….
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mount Dracula #HornyHorrorVillians  @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social #hashtags
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DrDinD.bsky.social @drdind.bsky.social · 13h
🧵 I would like to consider the pejorative phrase “off your gourd.” The implied craziness of the phrase suggests that a gourd, as a metaphorical head, has some perfectly normal form. As we all know, that is what is really crazy.
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Autumn Gourds and Squirrel Figurine
Alt: Autumn Gourds and Squirrel Figurine
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 15h
Russian Lawmakers allow Putin to continue use of military in Ukraine Putin allows lawmakers to stay lawmakers.
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 15h
Usha Vance and Infant Take Terrifying Tumble as No One Helps. Well when Trump does it it’s presidential. …
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 15h
Russian Lawmakers allow Putin to continue use of military in Ukraine Putin allows lawmakers to stay lawmakers.
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 15h
Usha Vance and Infant Take Terrifying Tumble as No One Helps. Well when Trump does it it’s presidential. …
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 18h
Megyn Kelly should change her name to Karyn.
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 16h
Lauren Sánchez Wants Jeff Bezos To 'Run For President' So She Can Be 'First Lady'. Only if he doesn’t deliver within 3 days he can be returned
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 16h
What happens when you dye your hair as often as Nicole Richie? Uh, Every now and again the carpet and the drapes match
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 20h
Genre-defying Canadian poet Anne Carson wins 2026 Nobel Prize in Literature. Word is, Trump: Fake prize! No one does fiction better than me.
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 18h
Megyn Kelly should change her name to Karyn.
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 19h
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Poll: Republicans about as popular as Ebola Ebola demands a recount.
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Kinley 🦋 Brenda @bluthrunthru.bsky.social · 21h
Good morning #BreakfastCrew Resisters! Happy Thursday!⛰️☀️ Enjoy this spacious cabin out west with infinity pool, hot tub, fire pit and magnificent view for today’s Virtual Meet & Greet!🏡🥾💦 Coffee, Tea, Juices & Cocktails ready!🍹☕️ Meet new friends.👫👬 Everyone welcomed! Comment ✍️ say Hi! 👋
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💫Foxy💫 @getyourfoxyback.bsky.social · 23h
It’s National Fluffernutter Day 🦊 Meet and Greet 🦊 For those of you who at scratching your heads, a Fluffernutter sandwich is marshmallow fluff and peanut butter As a little kid I loved them and since I had gotten sick for months and way too thin, my mother so made them for me We will be okay
1871 The Great Chicago Fire kills an estimated 300 people and destroys over 4 square miles (10 square km) of bulldings and the original Emancipation Proclamation
1918 American soldler Alvin York single-handedly attacks a German gun nest, killing at least 25 and capturing 132 Germans
1927 The Second Hundred Years" silent short film Is released, starring Stan Laurel and Ollver Hardy, the first Laurel and Hardy film with them appearing as a team
1934 Bruno Hauptmann is Indicted for the murder of Charles Lindbergh's son
1945 American Inventor Percy Spencer apples for a patent for the microwave
1964 Ringo Starr finally passes his driver's test; he falled the test in 1960 but continued to drive
1971 Apple Records releases John Lennon's second solo studlo album "Imagine" In the UK, and It tops the charts in the US, UK, Australla, and three other countries
1981 US President Ronald Reagan greets predecessors Jimmy Carter, Gerald Ford, and Richard
Nixon before sending them to Egypt for Anwar Sadat's funeral
1988 FIre in the Space Needle causes evacuation and results in damages of $2,000 In Seattle, Washington
1998 US House of Representatives votes to begin impeachment hearings against President BIll Clinton on charges of lying about his affair with Monica Lewinsky
2001 US President George W. Bush announces the establishment of the Office of Homeland Security
2019 Montgomery, Alabama, home of the US civil rights movement, elects Steven Reed as Its first Black mayor in 200 years
2020 FBI charges 13 men with plotting to kidnap Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer and storm the Michigan Capitol
2023 Israel formally declares war on Hamas as the death toll reaches approximately 1,100 on both sides, and Israel Increases alrstrikes on Gaza
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#BlueStormComin1🌪️🦋🇺🇸 #Resistance 🦋🙌🏻 #Blues @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social · 21h
Good morning and happy Thursday friends 👋 If you are #NeverTrump and a follower of mine and want to grow your account leave a comment or 👋 The mid terms are so close I can feel the excitement of a change coming! Vote and take your friends! Don’t sit this one out! Have a great day ❤️☮️ #Blues #BSC1
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New Not Coming this Fall vid drop from Pretty Damn Sketchy YouTube channel. Hurry! You’re gonna want seconds. youtube.com/shorts/0qWuQ...
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Not Coming This Fall: Woodstock Tastes Like Chicken! A Very Special Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
YouTube video by Pretty Damn Sketchy
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Spankenstein #HornyHorrorVillians  @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social #hashtags
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hannibal Lecher #HornyHorrorVillians  @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social #hashtags
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 20h
Genre-defying Canadian poet Anne Carson wins 2026 Nobel Prize in Literature. Word is, Trump: Fake prize! No one does fiction better than me.
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Stardust 🌏🎬 @stardustbluepr.com · 08/10/2026
Tonight, Berlin’s iconic Brandenburg Gate was illuminated in the colors of the Israeli flag, marking the third anniversary of the October 7 massacre. 🙏
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank ya @thesatirist.bsky.social for running this one by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/bla...
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Poll: Republicans about as popular as Ebola Ebola demands a recount.
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Thank ya @thesatirist.bsky.social for running this one by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/bla...
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Mount Dracula #HornyHorrorVillians  @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social #hashtags
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Hannibal Lecher #HornyHorrorVillians  @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social #hashtags
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Spankenstein #HornyHorrorVillians  @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social #hashtags
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pennsylvania has largest Measles outbreak since 1991. The Steelers are safe everybody on that team has trouble catching anything.
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Archaeologists find Nazi time capsule No word if it contained Trump's first set of tax returns.
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
WHO issues Russian plague statement. Personally I’m waiting to hear from Zeplin
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WHO issues Russian plague statement. Personally I’m waiting to hear from Zeplin
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Next time. In the meantime AI. Our secret.
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Mindcite💥 @mindcite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Republicans DeSantis, Rubio and Rick Scott are too busy demonizing DEI and CRT and woke to say one word about Nazis in Florida.
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The world’s most stunning collection of onyx chess pieces. Did you get to the arch for a photo?
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Archaeologists find Nazi time capsule No word if it contained Trump's first set of tax returns.
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hegseth is now more like Secretary of War Crimes!
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hegseth is now more like Secretary of War Crimes!
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
MAHA Himalayan Testosterone booster is sometimes full of feces. As opposed to RFK Jr who is always full of….
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MAHA Himalayan Testosterone booster is sometimes full of feces. As opposed to RFK Jr who is always full of….
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