The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/bla... Blah! Blah! Blah! by Paul Lander and Dan McConnellthesatirist.comBlah! Blah! Blah! 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026www.thesatirist.com/humor/ive-sp...thesatirist.comI’ve Spent Years Growing My LinkedIn Presence -- Here's How AI Has Helped Me Take It to a Bigger StageI’ve Spent Years Growing My LinkedIn Presence -- Here's How AI Has Helped Me Take It to a Bigger Stage By Josh Reinecke Being the heir to a highly success 010
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026www.thesatirist.com/humor/trump-...thesatirist.comTrump Adamant About Not Accepting Iran’s “Don’t Insult Us” Demand“Are those third-rate, low-life, loser morons fucking kidding?!” the President was reported to have shouted. “I’ll insult whoever the fuck I want.” 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 05/08/2026www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/the... by @paullander.bsky.social and @cartoonydan.bsky.social #trump #speechesthesatirist.comThe Weaver 011
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 02/08/2026www.thesatirist.com/humor/were-b... by Joe Cay An exhaustive review by the most Christian administration in American history has concluded that the teachings of Jesus Christ recounted in the New Testament promote a dangerous, woke, radical leftist agenda...thesatirist.comWe’re Banning the New Testament because Jesus was a Woke Radical LeftistWe’re Banning the New Testament because Jesus was a Woke Radical Leftist By Joe Cay Pursuant to Executive Order 666, the US President hereby bans the New 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 30/07/2026www.thesatirist.com/satires/the-... So Now You’re Redundant: Acclimating Yourself to a “Guaranteed” Minimal Income The Hydration Myth: Why People Living Near Data Centers Should Consume Less Water HAL Was Right: A Re-interpretation of Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey and more! #Satire #AIthesatirist.com 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 25/07/2026www.thesatirist.com/satires/i-ed... So, you think me insane? You judge me to have taken leave of my senses? Mad I may seem, yes, this broken man raving before you, yet you should have seen me only three short nights ago, when I set forth to collect my daughter and her friends from Olive Garden.thesatirist.comI, Edgar Allan Poe, Will Pick You Up from Olive Garden at 9:15 PMI, Edgar Allan Poe, Will Pick You Up from Olive Garden at 9:15 PM By James Moldover So, you think me insane? You judge me to have taken leave of my senses? 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The Forbidden Index: A Short History By Dan James www.thesatirist.com/satires/the-... The Index emerged during the era of the Recursive Reformation, after the great Content Creator Riots prompted the need to regulate human published works to eradicate AI assistance. #AI #Dystopiathesatirist.comThe Forbidden Index: A Short HistoryThe Forbidden Index: A Short History By Dan James The Index emerged during the era of the Recursive Reformation, after the great Content Creator Riots prom 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 11/07/2026www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/goo... by @paullander.bsky.social and @cartoonydan.bsky.social "All we have to do is find 4 more goals!"thesatirist.comGooooooooal! 032
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 12/06/2026www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/int... by @tdeisboeck.bsky.socialthesatirist.comInterview Training Set 010
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 12/06/2026www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/fle... by @paullander.bsky.social and @cartoonydan.bsky.socialthesatirist.comFlee the Press/Deface the Nation 062
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 06/06/2026www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/wro... by Paul Lander and Dan McConnellthesatirist.comWrong Aliens, You Idiots 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Prophetic news satire piece from 2019: www.thesatirist.com/news/trump-f... Tax Returns Contain Shocking Insults—and Orange Crayoning "Trump’s tax returns are shorter than The Pentagon Papers but longer than The Unabomber Manifesto—and just as upsetting.” 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 25/05/2026www.thesatirist.com/news/trump-j... Washington – President Donald Trump today announced his new executive order decreeing that documented January 6 protesters would also be immune from IRS audits for life. #satirethesatirist.comTrump: J6ers Should Never Be Audited by IRSTrump: J6ers Should Never Be Audited by IRS By Dan Geddes Washington - President Donald Trump today announced his new executive order decreeing that documen 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 17/05/2026www.thesatirist.com/satires/5_st... Like Kuebler-Ross’ Five Stages of Grieving about death, the Five Stages of NSA Surveillance Grief shows the phases that individuals go through after learning that the US government has had access to their electronic communications for many years.#satire #nsathesatirist.comThe Five Stages of NSA Surveillance GriefBy Dan Geddes If the recent leaks about the NSA's surveillance of all worldwide electronic communications have left you upset or confused, then you may be e 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 11/05/2026www.thesatirist.com/stories/the-... "I have passed an emergency declaration creating a new bureau called the Department of Literary Security. Everything that’s published in America must be written by American-born authors and be positive depictions of American life."thesatirist.comThe Department of Literary SecurityThe Department of Literary Security by Pamela Medve Polivka Out of all her friends, only Ali did not have the special edition Taylor Swift Life of a Showgirl 010
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 03/05/2026www.thesatirist.com/satires/pete... Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free, but you can’t handle the truth. The LORD says: Sit at my right hand until I make your enemies a footstool for your feet. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.thesatirist.comPete Hegseth, TheologianPete Hegseth, Theologian by Flavian Mark Lupinetti For God so loved the world, and love means never having to say you’re sorry. You will receive power 000
Reposted by The SatiristThe Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 19/04/2026www.thesatirist.com/satires/the-... Terms such as “AI Slop” are clearly hateful and offensive. “Slop” is what you throw to animals. My dexterous literary output is arguably more inspired than yours. #satire #AI #originalitythesatirist.comThe AI is Very Angry that You Called His Writing Derivative and UnoriginalThe AI is Very Angry that You Called His Writing Derivative and Unoriginal By Dan Geddes Prompt: Who is the most original of all great novelists? AI: Man 011
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 19/04/2026www.thesatirist.com/news/pacifis... “I may well end up in a concentration camp for my leftist views, but at least I will have a large stock portfolio before I am hunted down by Palantir software.” #Palantir #satirethesatirist.comPacifist “Holding on for Dear Life” to His Palantir StockPacifist “Holding on for Dear Life” to His Palantir Stock By Dan Geddes SAN FRANCISCO - A Bay Area pacifist is still holding his Palantir stock, despite t 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 19/04/2026www.thesatirist.com/satires/the-... Terms such as “AI Slop” are clearly hateful and offensive. “Slop” is what you throw to animals. My dexterous literary output is arguably more inspired than yours. #satire #AI #originalitythesatirist.comThe AI is Very Angry that You Called His Writing Derivative and UnoriginalThe AI is Very Angry that You Called His Writing Derivative and Unoriginal By Dan Geddes Prompt: Who is the most original of all great novelists? AI: Man 011
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 07/03/2026www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/ser... by Tom Deisboeck 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Mount Rushmore, My Ass by Tom Deisboeck www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/mou... 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 31/01/2026The Chosen One: Knock-Knock-Knocking On Heaven’s Door by David Comfort www.thesatirist.com/satires/the-... After nuking earth, Trump -- The MAGA Chosen One -- petitions for asylum in Heaven, first to St. Peter, then Jesus, then God, and gets ICEd out. #Trump #Godthesatirist.comThe Chosen One: Knock-Knock-Knocking On Heaven’s DoorThe Chosen One: Knock-Knock-Knocking On Heaven’s Door By David Comfort I want to try and get to heaven. I'm hearing I'm not doing well. I am really at the 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Turning 70: The Final Stretch by Stephen J. Lyons www.thesatirist.com/humor/turnin... I waltzed through my three previous decade markers—40, 50, and 60—without much anxiety regarding aging. Perhaps I was too busy living my life or simply in denial that the sun had begun to set. 010
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Love Is All Around…. www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/lov... by @paullander.bsky.social and @cartoonydan.bsky.social #icethesatirist.comLove Is All Around…. 021
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Surveillance is so important www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/sur... by @tdeisboeck.bsky.socialthesatirist.comSurveillance is so important - The SatiristAmerica's Most Critical Journal since 1999 010
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 09/12/2025www.thesatirist.com/satires/out-... #Trump #WashingtonDCthesatirist.comOut with the Old - The SatiristOut with the Old By Martin H. Levinson Washington is filled with monuments and buildings that have seen their day and need to go away.… 020
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 26/11/2025www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/mad... "Mad Men" by @paullander.bsky.social and @cartoonydan.bsky.social #Trump #Putin #Vance 071
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 24/11/2025GOP Defense Strategy by @tdeisboeck.bsky.social www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/gop... 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 24/11/2025I wish I were making this up By E. A. Bourland ... I intend to squat naked in the middle of the city and crap so powerfully that, following a vector, I blast upward on a column of feces 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 11/10/2025www.thesatirist.com/satires/ai-d... Academics are in panic. If it is known that these professors are totally dishonest scam artists, this may affect their future employment prospects.”thesatirist.comAI Discovers Thousands of Plagiarized PhD Dissertations: “Academics in Panic” – The Satirist 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 02/10/2025www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/kno... by @paullander.bsky.social and @cartoonydan.bsky.social #RFK 042
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 29/09/2025"Pynchon’s Vineland: The War on Drugs and the Coming Police-State" - review of the novel that "One Battle After Another" was loosely based on. thesatirist.com/books/vinela... #OneBattleAfterAnother #Pynchon 010
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Trump to Tax the World via New VASSAL Tax “Why should people in all other countries enjoy the benefits of an America-led economic system and not pay for it? Why do they feel like they can keep using our beautiful US dollars and give us nothing in return?" www.thesatirist.com/news/trump-t... 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 30/08/2025SCOTUS Field Trip by Tom Deisboeck @tdeisboeck.bsky.social www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/sco... 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 24/08/2025www.thesatirist.com/essays/ameri... by David Comfort Championing the 1st Amendment, but only for himself, the Reality TV star, claiming genius and “the best words,” calls his critics enemies of the people, deranged Marxists, vermin, scum, and threatens to jail them. 100
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 16/08/2025www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/nob... by Tom Deisboeck 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 30/07/2025www.thesatirist.com/poems/the-je... The Jenga Tower (On the fragility of organizations) Not all Jenga blocks are alike: They are not identical blocks of wood. They are cut out to be different on purpose with special grooves and kinks to make the game more fun. .... #Jenga #organizations 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 27/07/2025www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/eps... by Tom Deisboeck 101
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 21/07/2025www.thesatirist.com/satires/rans... by Helen Laser Pay close attention I have RFK in my slippery grasp. I’m holding his decaying brain hostage till my demands are met. This is not a negotiation. 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 18/07/2025www.thesatirist.com/humor/fcking... At a press conference the next day, the reporter attempt to get the president to candidly answer their questions by employing colorful language and being deferential to the Curser-in-Chief. CNN: “How’s it hanging, bro?” 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 17/07/2025www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/bal... by @tdeisboeck.bsky.social #ice 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 29/06/2025www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/pri... by Tom Deisboeck 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 18/06/2025www.thesatirist.com/films/nashvi... "The most striking thing about Nashville is its unusual, Altman-esque, narrative approach. These are four days in the life of 24 characters, whose lives are intertwined in ways they do not understand.thesatirist.comNashville: A Portrait of 1970s America via Musical Satire – The Satirist 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 01/06/2025www.thesatirist.com/stories/mehd... Amy sighed. What did she have in common with a lightly salted cashew? She’d found common ground with a horse blanket, wet cement, and the flagpole outside of the bank, but in this case nothing was coming to mind. The assignment was wearing on her.thesatirist.comMeHD - The SatiristMeHD By Casey Alexander Amy sighed. What did she have in common with a lightly salted cashew? What qualities did the two of them share? She’d found common ground with a horse blanket, wet cement, and ... 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 29/05/2025www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/sch... by Tom Deisboeckthesatirist.comSchumer MIA - The SatiristSchumer MIA by Tom Deisboeck Tom Deisboeck is a published cartoonist and children’s book illustrator. He is largely self-taught yet propelled by great mentors like Charles Zembillas (The Animation Aca... 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 29/05/2025www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/pul... by Tom Deisboeck #Harvardthesatirist.comPull/Shake Down - The SatiristPull/Shake Down by Tom Deisboeck Tom Deisboeck is a published cartoonist and children’s book illustrator. He is largely self-taught yet propelled by great mentors like Charles Zembillas (The Animati... 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025www.thesatirist.com/news/pacifis... For John Gilligan, a founding member of the “Sausalito Peaceniks for Peace,” owning a six-figure position in a revered firm within the military-intelligence complex involved in the slaughter and deportation of innocent people raises disturbing ethical issues.thesatirist.comPacifist “Holding on for Dear Life” to His Palantir Stock - The SatiristPacifist “Holding on for Dear Life” to His Palantir Stock By Dan Geddes SAN FRANCISCO – A Bay Area pacifist is still holding his Palantir stock, despite the company’s symbiotic relationship with the U... 000
The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025www.thesatirist.com/poems/from-t... The Lord’s Prayer: Updated for the 21st Century Our Donald, who art in DC, Hallowed be thy Fame, Thy crypto come, Thy decrees be done, On the southern border and Anywhere else there are immigrants. Give us this day our daily cred. And forgive us for nothing...thesatirist.comFrom the MAGA Prayerbook - The SatiristFrom the MAGA Prayerbook By Martin H. Levinson The Lord’s Prayer: Updated for the 21st Century Our Donald, who art in DC, Hallowed be thy Fame, Thy crypto come, Thy decrees be done, On the southern... 000