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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/bla... Blah! Blah! Blah! by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell
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Blah! Blah! Blah!
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
www.thesatirist.com/humor/ive-sp...
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I’ve Spent Years Growing My LinkedIn Presence -- Here's How AI Has Helped Me Take It to a Bigger Stage
I’ve Spent Years Growing My LinkedIn Presence -- Here's How AI Has Helped Me Take It to a Bigger Stage By Josh Reinecke Being the heir to a highly success
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
www.thesatirist.com/humor/trump-...
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Trump Adamant About Not Accepting Iran’s “Don’t Insult Us” Demand
“Are those third-rate, low-life, loser morons fucking kidding?!” the President was reported to have shouted. “I’ll insult whoever the fuck I want.”
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/the... by @paullander.bsky.social and @cartoonydan.bsky.social #trump #speeches
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The Weaver
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
www.thesatirist.com/humor/were-b... by Joe Cay An exhaustive review by the most Christian administration in American history has concluded that the teachings of Jesus Christ recounted in the New Testament promote a dangerous, woke, radical leftist agenda...
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We’re Banning the New Testament because Jesus was a Woke Radical Leftist
We’re Banning the New Testament because Jesus was a Woke Radical Leftist By Joe Cay Pursuant to Executive Order 666, the US President hereby bans the New
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
www.thesatirist.com/satires/the-... So Now You’re Redundant: Acclimating Yourself to a “Guaranteed” Minimal Income The Hydration Myth: Why People Living Near Data Centers Should Consume Less Water HAL Was Right: A Re-interpretation of Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey and more! #Satire #AI
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
www.thesatirist.com/satires/i-ed... So, you think me insane? You judge me to have taken leave of my senses? Mad I may seem, yes, this broken man raving before you, yet you should have seen me only three short nights ago, when I set forth to collect my daughter and her friends from Olive Garden.
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I, Edgar Allan Poe, Will Pick You Up from Olive Garden at 9:15 PM
I, Edgar Allan Poe, Will Pick You Up from Olive Garden at 9:15 PM By James Moldover So, you think me insane? You judge me to have taken leave of my senses?
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The Forbidden Index: A Short History By Dan James www.thesatirist.com/satires/the-... The Index emerged during the era of the Recursive Reformation, after the great Content Creator Riots prompted the need to regulate human published works to eradicate AI assistance. #AI #Dystopia
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The Forbidden Index: A Short History
The Forbidden Index: A Short History By Dan James The Index emerged during the era of the Recursive Reformation, after the great Content Creator Riots prom
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/goo... by @paullander.bsky.social and @cartoonydan.bsky.social "All we have to do is find 4 more goals!"
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Gooooooooal!
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/int... by @tdeisboeck.bsky.social
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Interview Training Set
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/fle... by @paullander.bsky.social and @cartoonydan.bsky.social
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Flee the Press/Deface the Nation
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/wro... by Paul Lander and Dan McConnell
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Wrong Aliens, You Idiots
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Prophetic news satire piece from 2019: www.thesatirist.com/news/trump-f... Tax Returns Contain Shocking Insults—and Orange Crayoning "Trump’s tax returns are shorter than The Pentagon Papers but longer than The Unabomber Manifesto—and just as upsetting.”
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
www.thesatirist.com/news/trump-j... Washington – President Donald Trump today announced his new executive order decreeing that documented January 6 protesters would also be immune from IRS audits for life. #satire
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Trump: J6ers Should Never Be Audited by IRS
Trump: J6ers Should Never Be Audited by IRS By Dan Geddes Washington - President Donald Trump today announced his new executive order decreeing that documen
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
www.thesatirist.com/satires/5_st... Like Kuebler-Ross’ Five Stages of Grieving about death, the Five Stages of NSA Surveillance Grief shows the phases that individuals go through after learning that the US government has had access to their electronic communications for many years.#satire #nsa
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The Five Stages of NSA Surveillance Grief
By Dan Geddes If the recent leaks about the NSA's surveillance of all worldwide electronic communications have left you upset or confused, then you may be e
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
www.thesatirist.com/stories/the-... "I have passed an emergency declaration creating a new bureau called the Department of Literary Security. Everything that’s published in America must be written by American-born authors and be positive depictions of American life."
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The Department of Literary Security
The Department of Literary Security by Pamela Medve Polivka Out of all her friends, only Ali did not have the special edition Taylor Swift Life of a Showgirl
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
www.thesatirist.com/satires/pete... Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free, but you can’t handle the truth. The LORD says: Sit at my right hand until I make your enemies a footstool for your feet. Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
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Pete Hegseth, Theologian
Pete Hegseth, Theologian by Flavian Mark Lupinetti For God so loved the world, and love means never having to say you’re sorry. You will receive power
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
www.thesatirist.com/satires/the-... Terms such as “AI Slop” are clearly hateful and offensive. “Slop” is what you throw to animals. My dexterous literary output is arguably more inspired than yours. #satire #AI #originality
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The AI is Very Angry that You Called His Writing Derivative and Unoriginal
The AI is Very Angry that You Called His Writing Derivative and Unoriginal By Dan Geddes Prompt: Who is the most original of all great novelists? AI: Man
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
www.thesatirist.com/news/pacifis... “I may well end up in a concentration camp for my leftist views, but at least I will have a large stock portfolio before I am hunted down by Palantir software.” #Palantir #satire
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Pacifist “Holding on for Dear Life” to His Palantir Stock
Pacifist “Holding on for Dear Life” to His Palantir Stock By Dan Geddes SAN FRANCISCO - A Bay Area pacifist is still holding his Palantir stock, despite t
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Reposting #Palantir
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
www.thesatirist.com/satires/the-... Terms such as “AI Slop” are clearly hateful and offensive. “Slop” is what you throw to animals. My dexterous literary output is arguably more inspired than yours. #satire #AI #originality
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The AI is Very Angry that You Called His Writing Derivative and Unoriginal
The AI is Very Angry that You Called His Writing Derivative and Unoriginal By Dan Geddes Prompt: Who is the most original of all great novelists? AI: Man
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/ser... by Tom Deisboeck
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Mount Rushmore, My Ass by Tom Deisboeck www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/mou...
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The Chosen One: Knock-Knock-Knocking On Heaven’s Door by David Comfort www.thesatirist.com/satires/the-... After nuking earth, Trump -- The MAGA Chosen One -- petitions for asylum in Heaven, first to St. Peter, then Jesus, then God, and gets ICEd out. #Trump #God
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The Chosen One: Knock-Knock-Knocking On Heaven’s Door
The Chosen One: Knock-Knock-Knocking On Heaven’s Door By David Comfort I want to try and get to heaven. I'm hearing I'm not doing well. I am really at the
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Turning 70: The Final Stretch by Stephen J. Lyons www.thesatirist.com/humor/turnin... I waltzed through my three previous decade markers—40, 50, and 60—without much anxiety regarding aging. Perhaps I was too busy living my life or simply in denial that the sun had begun to set.
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Love Is All Around…. www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/lov... by @paullander.bsky.social and @cartoonydan.bsky.social #ice
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Love Is All Around….
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Surveillance is so important www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/sur... by @tdeisboeck.bsky.social
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Surveillance is so important - The Satirist
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
www.thesatirist.com/satires/out-... #Trump #WashingtonDC
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Out with the Old - The Satirist
Out with the Old By Martin H. Levinson Washington is filled with monuments and buildings that have seen their day and need to go away.…
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/mad... "Mad Men" by @paullander.bsky.social and @cartoonydan.bsky.social #Trump #Putin #Vance
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
GOP Defense Strategy by @tdeisboeck.bsky.social www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/gop...
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I wish I were making this up By E. A. Bourland ... I intend to squat naked in the middle of the city and crap so powerfully that, following a vector, I blast upward on a column of feces
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
www.thesatirist.com/satires/ai-d... Academics are in panic. If it is known that these professors are totally dishonest scam artists, this may affect their future employment prospects.”
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AI Discovers Thousands of Plagiarized PhD Dissertations: “Academics in Panic” – The Satirist
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/kno... by @paullander.bsky.social and @cartoonydan.bsky.social #RFK
RFK Jr knocking on the Kennedy family compound with a whale on the roof of his car
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
"Pynchon’s Vineland: The War on Drugs and the Coming Police-State" - review of the novel that "One Battle After Another" was loosely based on. thesatirist.com/books/vinela... #OneBattleAfterAnother #Pynchon
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Trump to Tax the World via New VASSAL Tax “Why should people in all other countries enjoy the benefits of an America-led economic system and not pay for it? Why do they feel like they can keep using our beautiful US dollars and give us nothing in return?" www.thesatirist.com/news/trump-t...
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
SCOTUS Field Trip by Tom Deisboeck @tdeisboeck.bsky.social www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/sco...
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
www.thesatirist.com/essays/ameri... by David Comfort Championing the 1st Amendment, but only for himself, the Reality TV star, claiming genius and “the best words,” calls his critics enemies of the people, deranged Marxists, vermin, scum, and threatens to jail them.
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/nob... by Tom Deisboeck
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
www.thesatirist.com/poems/the-je... The Jenga Tower (On the fragility of organizations) Not all Jenga blocks are alike: They are not identical blocks of wood. They are cut out to be different on purpose with special grooves and kinks to make the game more fun. .... #Jenga #organizations
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/eps... by Tom Deisboeck
Trump swatting at Epstein flies
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
www.thesatirist.com/satires/rans... by Helen Laser Pay close attention I have RFK in my slippery grasp. I’m holding his decaying brain hostage till my demands are met. This is not a negotiation.
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
www.thesatirist.com/humor/fcking... At a press conference the next day, the reporter attempt to get the president to candidly answer their questions by employing colorful language and being deferential to the Curser-in-Chief. CNN: “How’s it hanging, bro?”
profanity on chalk board
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/bal... by @tdeisboeck.bsky.social #ice
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/pri... by Tom Deisboeck
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
www.thesatirist.com/films/nashvi... "The most striking thing about Nashville is its unusual, Altman-esque, narrative approach. These are four days in the life of 24 characters, whose lives are intertwined in ways they do not understand.
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Nashville: A Portrait of 1970s America via Musical Satire – The Satirist
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
www.thesatirist.com/stories/mehd... Amy sighed. What did she have in common with a lightly salted cashew? She’d found common ground with a horse blanket, wet cement, and the flagpole outside of the bank, but in this case nothing was coming to mind. The assignment was wearing on her.
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MeHD - The Satirist
MeHD By Casey Alexander Amy sighed. What did she have in common with a lightly salted cashew? What qualities did the two of them share? She’d found common ground with a horse blanket, wet cement, and ...
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/sch... by Tom Deisboeck
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Schumer MIA - The Satirist
Schumer MIA by Tom Deisboeck Tom Deisboeck is a published cartoonist and children’s book illustrator. He is largely self-taught yet propelled by great mentors like Charles Zembillas (The Animation Aca...
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
www.thesatirist.com/cartoons/pul... by Tom Deisboeck #Harvard
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Pull/Shake Down - The Satirist
Pull/Shake Down by Tom Deisboeck   Tom Deisboeck is a published cartoonist and children’s book illustrator. He is largely self-taught yet propelled by great mentors like Charles Zembillas (The Animati...
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
www.thesatirist.com/news/pacifis... For John Gilligan, a founding member of the “Sausalito Peaceniks for Peace,” owning a six-figure position in a revered firm within the military-intelligence complex involved in the slaughter and deportation of innocent people raises disturbing ethical issues.
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Pacifist “Holding on for Dear Life” to His Palantir Stock - The Satirist
Pacifist “Holding on for Dear Life” to His Palantir Stock By Dan Geddes SAN FRANCISCO – A Bay Area pacifist is still holding his Palantir stock, despite the company’s symbiotic relationship with the U...
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The Satirist @thesatirist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
www.thesatirist.com/poems/from-t... The Lord’s Prayer: Updated for the 21st Century Our Donald, who art in DC, Hallowed be thy Fame, Thy crypto come, Thy decrees be done, On the southern border and Anywhere else there are immigrants. Give us this day our daily cred. And forgive us for nothing...
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From the MAGA Prayerbook  - The Satirist
From the MAGA Prayerbook  By Martin H. Levinson   The Lord’s Prayer: Updated for the 21st Century Our Donald, who art in DC, Hallowed be thy Fame, Thy crypto come, Thy decrees be done, On the southern...
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