Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026That must have taken forever, but it's paying off - looks very smart!! 000
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Finished series 3 of Time. A punch in the guts, followed by a punch in the nuts, just in case I had any feelings left undamaged. JFC. All the feelings. Every last bastard one of them. 000
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026If I die... I'll kill everyone. (I know what I mean.) 120
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I'm in the office. Everyone's coughing, sneezing and blowing their noses. I appear to be the only person here who hasn't brought a communicable disease in for a day out. I'm livid.static.klipy.comSchitt's Creek: David Rose's ReactionALT: Schitt's Creek: David Rose's Reaction 2100
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Who IS Tasty White Stewart, though? We would like to know. 110
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Popped into a new South Asian supermarket in central Manchester and was instantly overwhelmed by the sheer volume of Carry On-worthy product names. I wasn't even looking for innuendos, they found ME! 1171
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026"Create your own custom cup noodle" ... Bukkake Udon? 130
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Ooof! That's coming up lovely. Was that sandblasted? 110
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026POLL: Do I need to go to the Cup Noodles Museum in Yokohama or Osaka? Do I? 🔘 Yes 🔘 Yes 2120
Reposted by Paul BurleyNeil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Working on a fourth Doctor AI fan film and the results are uncanny. 0153
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026She had no idea what she'd signed up for, and neither did we, but we love it and her anyway. #TurnUpTheStrobe 021
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Working on a fourth Doctor AI fan film and the results are uncanny. 0206
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026[Glares out from the window of a tram] ... that's today, right now. 010
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Go on, Dr. Who. Snitch on that piece of shit! #TIME 051
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The Cidermen are 60, apparently. Here's me enjoying a celebratory can. In other news, I think I need a hearing test. 0303
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Working on a second Doctor AI fan film and the results are uncanny. 0305
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Is there a legal requirement for travel vloggers to soundtrack everything with plinky-plonky piano music that sounds like it's being played on a knackered Walkman at the bottom of a well? You're on holiday, dear, not starring in the closing scene of an arthouse short. 070
Reposted by Paul BurleyTen Acre Books @tenacrebooks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026From Crackerjack to Rentaghost, Grange Hill to Record Breakers, Narnia to Maid Marian… Relive over 30 years of unforgettable TV shows for young viewers with Box of Delights, the definitive inside story of the BBC Children's Television. Available now from tenacrebooks.co.uk 0115
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Ruin A Book By adding a word The Trapped Wind in the Willows 020
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I bet they also try to appeal to Gen Z embryos by using the word 'aesthetic' in isolation. 010
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026'Tiramisu Cruffin' is basically what an American screenwriter thinks is a typical name for a British child. 1100
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Nic Cage: consistently proving himself to be a legend. 061
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026'Vintage' and 'DVD' in the same breath.static.klipy.comZack D Films 3d AnimationALT: Zack D Films 3d Animation 110
Reposted by Paul BurleyAngus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 10/10/2026That he rocked up to the first challenge cosplaying as Ash from ALIEN doesn’t help matters 1113
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Howling at Lorraine Kelly being forced to say 'cunts' on live TV. Live from The Lycett Arms has been a bit ... yes ... but that was GOLD. 130
Reposted by Paul BurleyScott @merseytart.com · 09/10/2026Best outcome of #CelebrityTraitors: James Acaster and Hannah Fry marry and have lovely children. 092
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's the hair. They both have Princess Diana hair. 110
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Celia only attracted the adoration of everyone. And quite rightly so. 010
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Is Julie Hesmondhalgh going to be this year's Celia? Is she going to let something slip and get cancelled/worshipped by the left/right? 110
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I don't quite know how to express this, but there's something deeply Clare Balding about James Blunt. I can't explain it. 110
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026And yet the right wing will always claim BBC bias. Insane. 120
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I just don't get it. The BBC's seemingly preferential treatment of political parties that would happily see it abolished. So concerned with the optics of appearing 'impartial' that it ends up looking biased in favour of those who want rid of it. Please make it make sense. 🤷🏻♂️ 1121
Reposted by Paul BurleyColl Hamilton @collhamilton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Drawings of Glasgow’s architecture in my artist’s shop - drawn in soft pastels, charcoal and pencil - collhamilton.bigcartel.com/category/gla... #glasgow #art #drawing #worksonpaper 0144
Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The Traitors has no business being this popular, given what it is: a group of adults in a castle accusing each other of murder based on zero evidence (barring Richard E Grant), with Claudia Winkleman watching on, dressed as a haunted lampshade. And yet, here we all are. 1111
Reposted by Paul BurleyFourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026All of it or just a boner part? 481206241