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Paul Burley

@paulburley.bsky.social
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Designs things, tries to doodle, fails at sleeping, will die for cats, wants to eat Japan, quite a dork. Repeat forever. Also @paulburleyffs on other places. 📍 Manchester, England 🌐 linktr.ee/paulburley

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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
See a dinosaur, post a dinosaur.
Jon Pertwee has an unusual-shaped penis.
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That must have taken forever, but it's paying off - looks very smart!!
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Finished series 3 of Time. A punch in the guts, followed by a punch in the nuts, just in case I had any feelings left undamaged. JFC. All the feelings. Every last bastard one of them.
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If I die... I'll kill everyone. (I know what I mean.)
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm in the office. Everyone's coughing, sneezing and blowing their noses. I appear to be the only person here who hasn't brought a communicable disease in for a day out. I'm livid.
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Schitt's Creek: David Rose's Reaction
ALT: Schitt's Creek: David Rose's Reaction
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Who IS Tasty White Stewart, though? We would like to know.
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Popped into a new South Asian supermarket in central Manchester and was instantly overwhelmed by the sheer volume of Carry On-worthy product names. I wasn't even looking for innuendos, they found ME!
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That's what they said!
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'd prefer a tab of acid. Or even antacid.
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"Create your own custom cup noodle" ... Bukkake Udon?
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ooof! That's coming up lovely. Was that sandblasted?
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
POLL: Do I need to go to the Cup Noodles Museum in Yokohama or Osaka? Do I? 🔘 Yes 🔘 Yes
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Working on a fourth Doctor AI fan film and the results are uncanny.
Sarah Jane Smith and the Fourth Doctor, and definitely not The Liver Birds.
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
She had no idea what she'd signed up for, and neither did we, but we love it and her anyway. #TurnUpTheStrobe
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Working on a fourth Doctor AI fan film and the results are uncanny.
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The culprit:
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
[Glares out from the window of a tram] ... that's today, right now.
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Good man! And I want that t-shirt!
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Go on, Dr. Who. Snitch on that piece of shit! #TIME
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nod 'arf!
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
👍 Quite liderally fabmungus! Let's rock! 👍
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Cidermen are 60, apparently. Here's me enjoying a celebratory can. In other news, I think I need a hearing test.
Me, wearing a Cyberman helmet and enjoying a refreshing can of WD-40.
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Working on a second Doctor AI fan film and the results are uncanny.
Bella Emberg wearing a black mop-top wig, black jacket, bow tie and white shirt.
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is there a legal requirement for travel vloggers to soundtrack everything with plinky-plonky piano music that sounds like it's being played on a knackered Walkman at the bottom of a well? You're on holiday, dear, not starring in the closing scene of an arthouse short.
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The slayer's new watcher: Tiramisu Cruffin.
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Ten Acre Books @tenacrebooks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
From Crackerjack to Rentaghost, Grange Hill to Record Breakers, Narnia to Maid Marian… Relive over 30 years of unforgettable TV shows for young viewers with Box of Delights, the definitive inside story of the BBC Children's Television. Available now from tenacrebooks.co.uk
Box of Delights: The Story of BBC Children's Television
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin A Book By adding a word The Trapped Wind in the Willows
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I bet they also try to appeal to Gen Z embryos by using the word 'aesthetic' in isolation.
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
'Tiramisu Cruffin' is basically what an American screenwriter thinks is a typical name for a British child.
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Have you ever had two up you?"
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nic Cage: consistently proving himself to be a legend.
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
'Vintage' and 'DVD' in the same breath.
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Zack D Films 3d Animation
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Angus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That he rocked up to the first challenge cosplaying as Ash from ALIEN doesn’t help matters
James blunt in a grey flight suit
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Howling at Lorraine Kelly being forced to say 'cunts' on live TV. Live from The Lycett Arms has been a bit ... yes ... but that was GOLD.
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Scott @merseytart.com · 09/10/2026
Best outcome of #CelebrityTraitors: James Acaster and Hannah Fry marry and have lovely children.
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's the hair. They both have Princess Diana hair.
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Celia only attracted the adoration of everyone. And quite rightly so.
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just throwing out possibilities/shitposting.
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is Julie Hesmondhalgh going to be this year's Celia? Is she going to let something slip and get cancelled/worshipped by the left/right?
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But I know I'm right.
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't quite know how to express this, but there's something deeply Clare Balding about James Blunt. I can't explain it.
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And yet the right wing will always claim BBC bias. Insane.
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just don't get it. The BBC's seemingly preferential treatment of political parties that would happily see it abolished. So concerned with the optics of appearing 'impartial' that it ends up looking biased in favour of those who want rid of it. Please make it make sense. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ITV 'Doctor Who' you say?
Carla and Roy from Coronation Street
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Coll Hamilton @collhamilton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Drawings of Glasgow’s architecture in my artist’s shop - drawn in soft pastels, charcoal and pencil - collhamilton.bigcartel.com/category/gla... #glasgow #art #drawing #worksonpaper
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
11/10. Would watch.
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh, Richard. Richard, Richard, Richard. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh, Richardy Grant. You silly bugger.
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Paul Burley @paulburley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Traitors has no business being this popular, given what it is: a group of adults in a castle accusing each other of murder based on zero evidence (barring Richard E Grant), with Claudia Winkleman watching on, dressed as a haunted lampshade. And yet, here we all are.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All of it or just a boner part?
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