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Paul Brittain

@paulbrittain.bsky.social

4.2K followers 396 following 275 posts

Comedy. Actor. Writer. Chicago guy. Saturday Night Live/SNL/Comedy Bang Bang/Killing Gunther/ The Simpsons

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 12h

Cannot believe that Uncle Refuses is going to testify in this case.

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Balls appear to be purpler than the shaft, repeat, purpler than the shaft

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I am trying to remember who had the best offense in the AL this year

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Fuckin' #VARMINTS digging under our fence! How should I retaliate?

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Casting call: big certified jabroni, submit all ethnicities

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Reads to me that none other than Poncho Munch is running to be elected to the position of Deano Bonano

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Welllllll, lookie there!

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I can't think of any prominent company that completely torpedoed itself out of existence by vouching for a criminal fraud, causing its consultant firm offshoot (so people wouldn't connect the 2 firms in their mind) to change it's original name to Accenture. Can you?

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Pete Hegseth, boner cop

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

will continue to haven't gone to a steak n shake since the 90s

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026

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Hyperrealistic ‘GTA VI’ Feature Makes Players Serve Out Prison Sentences In Real Time

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

"this h'yeah goof powdah turn you from Mike Dukakis into Slick Gavin Newsome"

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

big 16 oz tumbler of protein ranch dressing

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

pilot should have to sing a song to whole plane before flight. like an old song

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Barti-no-mo'

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Give Pablo Torre @pablo.show the NBA Peace Prize

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Refrigerator cools food more effectively than Usain Bolt

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"I will not be IGNORED, Don"

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

He literally thinks his shit don't stink

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I'd say with Curry he's still uniquely great, one-of-a-kind, and entertaining (Dirk much less so in his last years) and it would be awesome to see him in the highest level games (see '24 Olympics) on a contender whether that's Golden State or a different team.

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Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Could've not signed Claxton and just stolen Peyton Watson for free

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

The heat from below will burn your eyes out 🔥

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Bill Rum

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Ossoff seems to generally kick ass

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Like when you hear a guy saying he's not a couchfucker

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Inaccurate. And churlish.

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Jason Premonicion

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

yep

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

"Graham is my name, oysters is my game..."

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Bar at Philly airport has played Big Star and Sonic Youth what is going on here!? 😎🎵🎸

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Thank fucking god Biden kept the password to the weather machine

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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

The security guard at the door:

Michael B. Jordan asking “Y’all Klan?” in SINNERS

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Quiet, piggy.

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Knicks gonna be tough to beat with those "three-rounders"

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Would love to see them cover.. share.google/j27sfdNtNxXm...

April Wine - I Like to Rock (Official Music Video)

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Who's going?

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

you mean the pistons

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

LeBron to the Spurs?

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

The thing they can't say on the broadcast is that a big reason it took so long is their dogshit owner

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Knicks in the finals, World Cup in the USA- we're primed for Tom Brady to recreate the O.J. chase in a viral marketing opportunity for Ford?

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Weren't the 76ers doing this against the Knicks in round 2? Or were they doing something different?

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Uncle Pecos?

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

California is the tallest building

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

The fucking goofiest shit I've ever seen

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

It's a great idea. Or maybe I could put like some AI screwworm lasers on my elbows? Just blast the screwworms with my AI elbow lasers?

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

He's completely full of shit here. They foul Wemby 6 times on every play. Knicks only called for 23 fouls, Spurs called for...21 fouls

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

There are some chants you could start that would win me over, Knicks fans

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

The Boogie Cousins penalty @82-0.bsky.social

Team with Oscar Robertson, Luka, LeBron, Bob Pettit, Boogie Cousins

Paul Brittain @paulbrittain.bsky.social · 05/06/2026