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Paul and Storm

@paulandstorm.bsky.social
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Two guys, lotsa songs, and a cruise (jococruise.com). 3 seasons of "MST3k", plus Despicable Me 2 (long story). P=Paul, S=Storm in posts. Both he/him.

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 12h
when you're flipping through the radio and you suddenly hear the little pan flute trill at the very beginning of Sledgehammer
Iron Chef Chinese Chen Kenichi saying "Yes. Yeah."
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 9h
[P] And then you get busy making four dishes that use beef cheek meat
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 10h
[P] Get fucked again
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 10h
[P] Get fucked
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 20h
[P] Quantum political theorists posited the existence of the Zacharia—sometimes referred to as the "Nanoscaramucci"—but one had not been observed and measured until this week
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 21h
[P] ANy excuse to repost a classic youtu.be/09jpNq_lg_Q?...
youtu.be
Fensler GI Joe PSA 16: Swimming [HQ]
YouTube video by Moxie Sideshow™
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22h
would someone mind dumping a gallon of apple juice on whatever rack this thing lives on
my post:
you gotta figure all those fans must be hungry after sitting and watching a baseball game for hours. then again, i'm sure they have snacks and things for sale at the ballpark

reply from @veratify.bsky.social:
V confirms this claim checks out. Official MLB team pages confirm that various ballparks sell a wide array of snacks and food items to fans.

Real-time fact-checks on your feed: https://veratify.ai
Errors or comments: info@veratify.ai
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 23h
[P] The Venn diagram of people who will shell out $250k for this ridiculous car and people for whom I won't shed a tear when reading of their later being hideously maimed or worse by said car is a perfect circle.
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 23h
[P] You need to squash the urge to post these sorts of replies
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
[P] Did you get as far as describing the micropenis?
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 16/10/2026
YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING (Fielder/Oppenheim, 2026)
You can see everything.
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
[P] Who is Killing the Great Chefs of Europe for Tax Purposes?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 16/10/2026
this goes incredible places and I love everyone involved
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
[S] Harpers Ferry. Which is as far east as you can get, but it's WV!
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Rob Manuel @robmanuel.b3ta.com · 15/10/2026
My finest ever work. I wrote it on a treadmill in a gym, recording each title, as I thought of them, into the notes app.
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
[P] Our season every year is basically 🏀🤷‍♂️
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
[P] I'll be interested to read the eventual leaks about whether the live streaming was Trump's idea which Hegseth enthusiastically supported, or whether Hegseth suggested it and Trump really dug it. I could equally believe either scenario.
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
[P] It will be wryly funny to me if this is the thing that makes Trump eventually drop Hegseth, because having to back down makes Trump look weak, which he hates more that pretty much anything else in the world.
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
[P] She's free to make her own choices, but she did a lot of her own "moisture farming."
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
[S] Even here in WEST VIRGINIA there's a chance to flip a House seat. Ace Parsi is the real deal with a real chance of taking down Riley Moore ("thumbs up" CECOT guy). And he's just launched a fantastic ad. Check it out, and consider supporting him if able... www.youtube.com/watch?v=At4g...
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
[P]
static.klipy.com
Whoopi Goldberg: You In Danger, Girl
ALT: Whoopi Goldberg: You In Danger, Girl
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demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
NEW YORK! i am bringing my show to Littlefield for the NY Comedy Fest in four weeks. Nov. 9th, early show @ 7, late show @ 9:30. come thru
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
[P] The Artist is Sent to Voicemail
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
[P] me when both my soda glass and water glass are empty and the server comes around with the water pitcher for refills
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
[P] Rooting for you!
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
[P] My man looks like his dog has told him to assassinate the Secretary of Agriculture
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
[P] Matt's "Patiently waiting for the internet to discover that Matchbox: The Movie contains a scene where Jessica Biel delivers a heartfelt eulogy that is ALSO an explicit commercial for Matchbox cars" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by his t-shirt
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 14/10/2026
happy sickos day to all who celebrate
Wikipedia page for "Sickos"
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
[P] Oh, so you *don’t* think JD Vance would be a good guest for your episode on THE COUCH TRIP? Fine, your loss.
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
[P] Okay, one thing in particular I suppose.
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
[P] The goddamn best.
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
[P] Weeeee-OOOOOOooooo!
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
[P] For as long as we've owned mobile phones, everyone in our house refers to any given phone charging cable as "the pluggies-innies."
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
[S] When [P]'s older daughter was very young he shared that she called hot dogs "hockey dogs." That term persists in my own household to this day, and to our ears sounds no different than the original.
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I've told him time & again, only you will know the times that you have influence and you could make a choice that might help/fix/stop something. I'll never know. Maybe nobody else will ever know. But that doesn't mean you don't choose. In those moments, that's who you are. Who you decide to be.
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
[P] The best finally came
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Lilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
missed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago!
mass email from me when i transitioned. the body of the email reads-
"about 15 years ago i sent out a mass email stating that i had used the Troy Aikman quarterback rating system to decide that the right choice was to switch email providers from Aol to Comcast. using the same system i'm pleased to announce that the Troy Aikman quarterback ratings system has given me the clarity to go ahead and switch genders.
i'm available to anyone by phone that would like to crunch the numbers. thanks eveyrbody and sorry for the mass email! and thanks Troy Aikman!"
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
[P] Ford Edge
Indiana Jones hanging onto the edge of a pit reaching for a root
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
[P] You had me until the teeth thing; but even with that, you still have my vote, because I am a one-issue voter.
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
[P] "They're only Nazis if they come from the Nazi region of France, otherwise they're just sparkling fascists"
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🐈Rex Parker🐈‍⬛ ✏️ 🧐 @rexparker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Saying something this fucking made-up and dumb should get you fired from all writing for like a decade at least.
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
[P] We don't use "nincompoop" enough these days
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
[P] this is fair
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
[P] I still can't fathom how she did this eight shows a week.
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
[P] A little torn on this one...pretty heavy AI hand on this remaster—note how her mouth stops moving in a couple wide shots, and she morphs into William Hurt from ALTERED STATES in the very ending. But Holliday's performance is so undeniable and remarkable, I'm reposting anyway.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think my son is wrong. The dad character in Ad Astra isn’t named Dad Astra.
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
[P] Your son is right in my heart.
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
[P] Sometimes ya gotta play the hits, Peter.
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
[P] My man looks like he's about to choose the wrong Grail.
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FREEBROOKLYN❌👑 @freebklyn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
New York City:
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