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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 9h

When the boys hear the McRib is back.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Remember kids: you get what you get and you don’t get upset.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I remember — literally — none of this. Not one second of it. Complete memory wipe.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My special BLACK COFFEE AND ICE WATER is nominated for a Signal Award! The winner is in your hands!!! You can vote until October 15 at vote.signalaward.com

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When you recognize the subway hijacker’s sneeze.

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Sweet Shop @sweetshop.app · 28/09/2026

Sweet Shop is now open! 4 killer bundles from @darkhorse.com have dropped: - Minor Threats by @pattonoswalt.bsky.social & @blumjordan.bsky.social: $10 - All of @brianmbendis.bsky.social: $20 - @mikemignola.bsky.social's Hellboy: $25 & B.P.R.D.: $25 15% of Sweet's proceeds go to BINC.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

POSTER REVEAL! My October tour art is by the incredible @mikeholmesdraws. He rocks. Santa Fe, Mesa, and Tucson, see you soon. Tickets at pattonoswalt.com!

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Ed Brisson @edbrisson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The illustrious @pattonoswalt.bsky.social on Hammer Head. Final Order Cutoff is tomorrow -- Monday, September 21st. Get your orders in to your shops to guarantee a copy!

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Goodbye Rose City Comic-Con! I’ll miss you the most, Llama-For-Some-Reason!

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Brian Michael Bendis @brianmbendis.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Yo @rosecitycc.bsky.social here’s my Saturday schedule. I will also be at the Friday night drink and draw with @pattonoswalt.bsky.social & @blumjordan.bsky.social and tabling with @david-mack.bsky.social

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

In every instance, and in multiple genres, when you see this in the end credits it means you’ve just watched a great show. New Girl. The Dropout. Dying For Sex. Furious (the season finale has dropped!). There is no better writer working in TV right now.

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Brian Michael Bendis @brianmbendis.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

hey! here is handy link to all the cool classes available @rosecitycc.bsky.social Including mine, @stevelieberart.bsky.social @pattonoswalt.bsky.social @blumjordan.bsky.social @cullenbunn.bsky.social and more! checkout.conventions.leapevent.tech/eh/Rose_City...

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

This morning, the Coldstream Guards at Buckingham Palace performed a tribute to Dolly Parton. The last time I remember the guards at the palace honoring the memory of an American entertainer was when they paid tribute to Aretha Franklin after she passed away.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

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Ron Marz @ronmarz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Jake Lang getting his Nazi ass beaten by Spider-Man in Minneapolis today is the ray of sunshine I needed.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Love how all the headlines and cable pundits are, “Well, Angie Nixon addressed and promised action on the issues the majority of people have been OPENLY AND CLEARLY SCREAMING ABOUT FOR THE LAST DECADE and somehow she pulled off a ‘surprise’ victory! Politics sure is crazy, huh?”

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Gonna be hard to outthink those neural networks when the only thoughts the they have are “KILL ME” on a loop.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Hey — my good buddy Joe Eurell is doing a new hour of material at the mighty WGIS Theatre on Monday, September 14th. Joe’s one of the smartest, funniest and darkest joke writers in the biz and I hope you all go support this weirdo genius.

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Lorenzo Zenon Villalobos Jr @loloinolytown.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social ate here in our hometown. (We decided to do brunch here this morning.) #Olympia #Row #PattonOswalt

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Next Sunday is an all-new Patton Oswalt & Friends at Largo at The Coronet. Chris Fleming, Ian Edwards and Tom Papa. We’ve all got new stuff we’re building, we’re all working on new specials, it will be raw and hilarious. Tickets are halfway gone. See you all the way there.

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Chef Backyardee

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

NEW ART! My latest poster is by the incredible @davidplunkert. Check out his other work at davidplunkert.com. And come see me in Lexington, Kentucky on 9/4!

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

This is the tenth anniversary of this photograph of Kristen Schaal, which I took backstage at a Brooklyn comedy festival as a MASSIVE thunderstorm was rolling in. This is the moment the rain started and she DANCED IN THE MAELSTROM.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Cyclospora was my favorite character in The Odyssey and whatnot.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Love how The New Deal restaurant on Magnolia in Burbank brings out your check folded into old hardback books. Yummy grilled cheese, too!

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

All-new PATTON OSWALT & FRIENDS at Largo at The Coronet Sunday, August 16th! Chris Fleming! Ian Edwards! Tom Papa! Tickets going fast! See you there?

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

They left a letter out of the sign for this Brazilian waxing spa. #typo

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swirlOsquirrel @swirlosquirrel.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

This is lovely. @pattonoswalt.bsky.social recalling some experiences with #RobinWilliams after another epic @mariabamford.bsky.social show. I miss Robin, and I miss the #Meltdown. A comic book store where you could play DND, and shop for nerd gear, AND there’s comedy in the back room? Paradise.

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Robin Williams would have been 75 today. I’m so grateful for the time we had with him. Be a seeker.

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Trailers From Hell @trailersfromhell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

A Dish Served Cold Week begins! TFH Guru @pattonoswalt.bsky.social kicks off the week with a brand-new trailer commentary on Riders of Justice, calling it “the worst title for the best movie.” Don’t read about it. Just watch it. trailersfromhell.com/riders-of-ju...

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Riders of Justice | Trailers From Hell

A darkly funny thriller about a soldier whose wife is killed in a train accident that turns out to be a carefully planned murder. The ever-combustible Mads Mikkelsen plays the vengeful husband in this...

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

The audience will always let you know.

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The Phantom Judge You Harshly 🎃💀🦇🧛‍♂️ @judgeyouharshly.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Just finished reading @pattonoswalt.bsky.social’s “Silver Screen Fiend: Learning About Life from an Addiction to Film”. 10/10 - An absolute must for those of us who love and learn through the art of film.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Did an amazing show in Gardiner, ME last night, and got to meet a local author!

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Except I re-tooled it, with the great @blumjordan.bsky.social, and turned it into MINOR THREATS for @darkhorse.com

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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

yes, yes, the guy that dogwalked you & is delivering on his promises & makes you look exactly as bad at your job as you are -- yes, that guy "has work to do!" I bet Mamdani is *shaking* they are so bad at thissss 🤡

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