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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 2h

I too would love to sell my car for the same price I bought it. But I'm not an idiot, so I know it doesn't work that.

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 2h

So was he traded or not? Image says traded. Post says not traded.

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 3h

I love love love the unplugged version. The entire unplugged album is beautiful.

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 4h

My entire family is at Notre Dame this weekend. We haven't been since my dad got cancer 12 years ago. There were times I wondered if I would get to see another game with him, so this feels pretty special.

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

If Philadelphia were a person

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I’ve never heard of that bread but I want a lot of it

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Brian Johnson still has great hair

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I thought you have. At the very least you’ve got the best lettuce on blue sky.

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I feel so athletic when I smack a fly out of the air with my hand.

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Convicted turtle smuggler???? Where do they find these people?

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Even the sketch is gorgeous!

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Who is the audience for the matchbox movie?

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I don't actually know if the establishment Dems want these guys though. They didn't even want Obama but he became a force of nature they couldn't oppose. Isn't that what we're seeing?

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

ESPN is a bastion of optimism. They'll be like this guy is going to score 12 points this week and you look at his box score and he's scored 11 points this season.

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I don’t understand how she has two sets of eyebrows

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

We’re not going to develop herd immunity if we rescue people like this

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yes, but it requires hard work, and these people are allergic to hard work.

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I came to post exactly this!

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I’m sorry but what the fuck is that

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

That little bit of dialog from the hag made me so uncomfortable. Couldn’t wait to make her puke.

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’m giving you a mega like. It’s a feature that will be released someday but for now know that you’ve been mega liked.

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

“Oh dear…I have pooped.”

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s been hard to be disappointed these past few years. Godspeed, Donn.

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Breaking Bad. I never went back after the fly episode.

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Aren’t all other clergy “allies?”

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

That’s exactly right! Or I wasn’t being serious. 🙄

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

ATL legend Brian Robinson Jr

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

He would gladly pay that price so long as his perceived enemies suffered

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

When the Trump administration says we should appreciate the sacrifices of law enforcement, including ICE, what sacrifice are they talking about exactly?

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

He looks like if Jackson Lamb had absolutely no talent

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Source? Not the source for the claim but the joke that is not yours.

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oooh yes. That makes even more sense.

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I realize that. I'm reinforcing it and adding some context. Sorry I came across otherwise.

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Well sure they're playing with 13 guys against 11!

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

His comment also illuminates a HUGE problem with these guys. They see "efficiency" as the ultimate virtue, despite the cost to get there. As long as they don't have to pay the price of course.

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Please tell me he's not from St. Louis...okay, let me guess, he grew up in Frontenac or Ladue.

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Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I mean almost every backfield has splits...

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