Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 3hMy entire family is at Notre Dame this weekend. We haven't been since my dad got cancer 12 years ago. There were times I wondered if I would get to see another game with him, so this feels pretty special. 030
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I feel so athletic when I smack a fly out of the air with my hand. 010
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026ESPN is a bastion of optimism. They'll be like this guy is going to score 12 points this week and you look at his box score and he's scored 11 points this season. 000
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026We’re not going to develop herd immunity if we rescue people like this 000
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I had no idea Mike Tomlin was SO likable. He seems like a genuinely great human.youtube.comMike Tomlin Addresses His Viral Minecraft City, Says Steelers Fans Still Give Him Their OpinionsYouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers 000
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When the Trump administration says we should appreciate the sacrifices of law enforcement, including ICE, what sacrifice are they talking about exactly? 000
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Went to see my parents yesterday and when I got there my mom was dual wielding leaf blowers. 000
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My 3-year old has informed the three emotions are sad, mad, and medium. 000
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Google's AI image generator is so unbelievably bad. At least ChatGPT can make a convincing image of Trump eating beans out of a toilet. 000
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You ever not in the mood for things you don’t like? 010
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You gotta admit…the lead singer for As I Lay Dying paying someone to kill his wife is pretty metal. Oops, it was the feds! Not metal. 120
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Cam Skattebo has definitely eaten dog food. On purpose. 010
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The thing I'm looking forward to most in the future is not having to hear about Donald Trump anymore 000
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Who are you rooting for tonight – the New York Giants or the Savannah Bananas? 000
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Microwaving an entire cauliflower and then submitting my two weeks 000
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026how come no one talks about zendaya's codpiece if dune 000
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’ve gotten in trouble twice for ignoring the 3 days in office directive multiple times and my radicalization toward violent class warfare is accelerating 110
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Welcome to the #1 account for complaining about St. Louis weather 020
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Kenny Walker is the only good player the Chiefs have 000
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Mike McDaniel looks like the "computer guy" for a drug cartel 110
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My son is trying to draw dinosaurs and I’d say his best so far is the penisaurus rex 000
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026SHIT! I can't believe I forgot to never forget that my milk expired today! 000
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I forgot that NFL games are roughly 65% commercials 000
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It’s #goodactually that every day is 15° hotter than average. 000
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I’m in the Baby of the Year contest and today is the last day to vote! Show out for ya boy/baby! 010
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026@jeffkrisko.bsky.social I don't follow baseball and I know nothing about baseball culture. Can you explain why everyone hates the Cardinals? 100
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Okay, so maybe there is such a thing as too much orange soda 000