Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026We’re not going to develop herd immunity if we rescue people like this 000
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Not pictured: Dalton Schultz and his 29 points. ZERO TE, BABY! 100
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I always wondered why one of the crones wore that basket over her face 030
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My son is trying to draw dinosaurs and I’d say his best so far is the penisaurus rex 000
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Cool! Now Spotify can...wait a second...I don't give a fuck about this. I subscribe for music. Eat shit, Kit. 000
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I have some leftover skirt steak. It’s about to great in a new incarnation. 000
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I ordered some momofuku chili crisp and it's nowhere close to the OG. I pledge myself to you, laoganma. 010
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 02/07/2026If my entire family weren’t here I wouldn’t live here. 000
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026This is an email from a political party in Ireland. Do you notice the difference from the texts and emails you get from Democrats and how you can help? 000
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Cameron Boozer had a chance to do the funniest possible thing... 000
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Two questions: 1. Are these comfortable? 2. Are these basically Nike Shocks? 210
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Food thread. What are you eating and drinking tonight? Smoked some chicken thighs for nachos. 001
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 18/01/2026One of my kids has started eating bananas like corn on the cob and it’s the most depraved thing you can imagine. 010
Patrick @patrickkeefe.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Is a 41° temperature swing good? St. Louis has weird weather but this is extra weird. 000
