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Patrick Gombert

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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I had genuine thoughts this would hit hard
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Store’s is a freudian slip
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I called a specialist today to make an appointment and they gave me a tele-appointment in March 2028. That's not a typo.
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
[joanna newsom singing] Feeliiing like a freaaaaak On a Leash
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Samsara is located in northeast Ohio
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
NAFTA fanatic
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Nina Corcoran @ninacorcoran.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Chicago!! Presenting your Kilbourn Park 2026 Summer Concert Series lineup Smut, Tobacco City, Krill, National Photo Committee, Hollow Bastion, V.V. Lightbody, Starcharm, Radio Outernational, and more wonderful local artists playing for free! 6-8pm every Friday in July 🎨 by the lovely Chi Nwosu
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
No Country For Old Men is about, you guessed it, being a badass
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Chicagoans pulling up to the patio on the first nice day of spring
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
No one ever has to feel shame anymore
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Jaylen Brown for Jordan Clarkson who says no
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Godbye crul wrld - sent from my iPhone
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Github should monetize their error page with ads. Huge opportunity here with their uptime.
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
“We continue to strongly recommend that customers with workloads running in the Middle East take action now to migrate those workloads to alternate AWS Regions” health.aws.amazon.com/health/status
health.aws.amazon.com
View the overall status and health of AWS services using the AWS Health Dashboard.
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Bobby “The Offense” Portis
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Clark Westerfeld @broomerror.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
People know this guy is a literal Nazi right
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Any candidate who is pushing one of these proposals is simply untrustworthy
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Are these insights AI driven and data backed? No? Then get the fuck outta here!
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kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 10/03/2026
the reason people hate deconversions isn’t for some dumb policy wonk reasons it’s because they are fundamentally suburban and antisocial. It’s actually literally gross to see your neighbors kicked out so someone can have a 3000 square foot house. It’s genuinely evil no matter “how many” there are
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Sat down on a plane recently. Flight attendant came by to give me my drink. As he leaned in he saw my 311 shirt. With a wink he said "amber is the color my energy" and i said "woaaaaah."
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
[Trump emerging from a meeting where I big him up the whole time] Some are saying that Metal Gear Solid 2 should be part of the school curriculum. It's a great idea and it's gaining steam and we're looking into it.
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
[british guy staring into the camera] I’m here in the Buenos Aires airport to the find the best burger and chips in Argentina
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Guys who make a big deal about never sitting with their back to the door are not in fact tactical geniuses
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Los Angeles is a blight on our beautiful Earth
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
You think that you understand the centrist mind and then you see this and feel like you’re back to square one
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
A CAP haiku: When links break apart, agree, respond, or endure— only two survive.
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Launch Matt Patricia into the sun, but let him calculate it
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
“I like memes” - Chris Collinsworth
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Master Chief has always been college football coded
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
[the grinch smiling like the joker] Do you want know how I got this dog?
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Welcome to Cold Brew & Consequences! My name is Brian Eno Jr and I’ll be your server. Today’s special is wheat toast with ghee for $55. What’s playing? Oh this is the instrumentals to Wu Tang’s CREAM.
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Google sold all of these useless chromebooks just to turn around and layoff everyone who works on chromebook
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
With inter Miami’s win in the MLS cup Messi has completed soccer
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Metal Gear Solid Image Bot @randommetalgear.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
A screenshot from Metal Gear Solid 2
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
We need verrit now more than ever
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 04/11/2025
Here's what that looked like. Tactical excellence.
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Fuck it we ball
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
The evolution of coinbase
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
The European mind can’t comprehend the workplace hosting a “Benefits aren’t one size fits all” seminar before open enrollment
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
We should leave AWS and form a federated anarchist web services collective
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
It's hard to help Americans left behind because so much of US identity is rooted in individualism. The average American conservative holds all three positions at once: — Virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing — Against raising the minimum wage — Buys foreign imports because they're cheap
HardPass4 on Twitter tweets: "I'm willing to pay more for quality products if they are made in America, by Americans, who are paid a decent income." The tweet shows Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting, which is often used to show the tweeter is expressing a brave opinion. HardPass4 on Twitter tweets: "MINIMUM WAGE JOBS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE A CAREER. Why does no one understand this? Entry level jobs are STEPPING STONES to better jobs. No one wants to work towards that though."HardPass4 on Twitter tweets: "Buy $5 gloves instead of $50 ones. Trust me." The tweet shows a box of "Gorilla Grip" gloves. The label on Gorilla Grip gloves show they're made in China.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I say this with love, some of you are going to lose your life savings to a man who says you have parking tickets that can only be paid in Target gift cards
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
beer league sepak takraw
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Consequences? For MY actions?? I don’t think so buddy
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Trump: “We should use some of the dangerous towns as training grounds for our militaries.”
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
AI slop is only bad because so many brains are fried and constantly thinking things like “Forget insulation, we had asbestos!” The slop just allows it to manifest as a video.
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Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
"Officer Joseph Treacy was named in four lawsuits in the past six years that cost taxpayers $524,000 [..] he has not worked a single shift as a police officer since 2018, collecting more than $440,000 in disability payments through August 2025" news.wttw.com/2025/09/23/r...
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Repeated Police Misconduct by 272 Officers Has Cost Chicago Taxpayers $295M Since 2019: Analysis
Chicago taxpayers paid $295 million between 2019 and 2024 to resolve lawsuits naming officers whose alleged misconduct led more than once to payouts, according to an analysis of city data by WTTW News...
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