Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If I had genuine thoughts this would hit hard 000
Reposted by Patrick GombertSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I called a specialist today to make an appointment and they gave me a tele-appointment in March 2028. That's not a typo. 19853125
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 24/07/2026[joanna newsom singing] Feeliiing like a freaaaaak On a Leash 000
Reposted by Patrick GombertNina Corcoran @ninacorcoran.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Chicago!! Presenting your Kilbourn Park 2026 Summer Concert Series lineup Smut, Tobacco City, Krill, National Photo Committee, Hollow Bastion, V.V. Lightbody, Starcharm, Radio Outernational, and more wonderful local artists playing for free! 6-8pm every Friday in July 🎨 by the lovely Chi Nwosu 24418
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 02/06/2026People here in Chicago aren’t into it. They also messed up the park and didn’t sign a community agreement. 080
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 29/05/2026No Country For Old Men is about, you guessed it, being a badass 000
Reposted by Patrick GombertPatrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Chicagoans pulling up to the patio on the first nice day of spring 101
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Jaylen Brown for Jordan Clarkson who says no 000
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I love this one because it’s like he saying he allowed bullshit previously but now he’s changed 030
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Github should monetize their error page with ads. Huge opportunity here with their uptime. 001
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 05/04/2026It’s surreal to read these technical updates when the problem is that it was hit with a bomb 000
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 05/04/2026“We continue to strongly recommend that customers with workloads running in the Middle East take action now to migrate those workloads to alternate AWS Regions” health.aws.amazon.com/health/statushealth.aws.amazon.comView the overall status and health of AWS services using the AWS Health Dashboard. 100
Reposted by Patrick GombertClark Westerfeld @broomerror.bsky.social · 17/03/2026People know this guy is a literal Nazi right 182
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Any candidate who is pushing one of these proposals is simply untrustworthy 010
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Are these insights AI driven and data backed? No? Then get the fuck outta here! 000
Reposted by Patrick Gombertkate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 10/03/2026the reason people hate deconversions isn’t for some dumb policy wonk reasons it’s because they are fundamentally suburban and antisocial. It’s actually literally gross to see your neighbors kicked out so someone can have a 3000 square foot house. It’s genuinely evil no matter “how many” there are 1120719
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Sat down on a plane recently. Flight attendant came by to give me my drink. As he leaned in he saw my 311 shirt. With a wink he said "amber is the color my energy" and i said "woaaaaah." 000
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 27/02/2026[Trump emerging from a meeting where I big him up the whole time] Some are saying that Metal Gear Solid 2 should be part of the school curriculum. It's a great idea and it's gaining steam and we're looking into it. 020
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 15/02/2026[british guy staring into the camera] I’m here in the Buenos Aires airport to the find the best burger and chips in Argentina 000
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 03/02/2026At the end of the day none of these hold a candle to Dabo Swinney. A name that cannot be topped. 010
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Guys who make a big deal about never sitting with their back to the door are not in fact tactical geniuses 050
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Los Angeles is a blight on our beautiful Earth 020
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 16/01/2026You think that you understand the centrist mind and then you see this and feel like you’re back to square one 010
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 09/01/2026A CAP haiku: When links break apart, agree, respond, or endure— only two survive. 010
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Jacob Frey is awful. All he knows how to do is talk for a camera. 010
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Launch Matt Patricia into the sun, but let him calculate it 000
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Master Chief has always been college football coded 000
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 18/12/2025[the grinch smiling like the joker] Do you want know how I got this dog? 000
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Welcome to Cold Brew & Consequences! My name is Brian Eno Jr and I’ll be your server. Today’s special is wheat toast with ghee for $55. What’s playing? Oh this is the instrumentals to Wu Tang’s CREAM. 020
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Google sold all of these useless chromebooks just to turn around and layoff everyone who works on chromebook 010
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 07/12/2025With inter Miami’s win in the MLS cup Messi has completed soccer 010
Reposted by Patrick GombertMetal Gear Solid Image Bot @randommetalgear.bsky.social · 07/12/2025 6675223
Reposted by Patrick Gombertunraveled @unraveledpress.com · 04/11/2025Here's what that looked like. Tactical excellence. 401884732
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 28/10/2025The European mind can’t comprehend the workplace hosting a “Benefits aren’t one size fits all” seminar before open enrollment 010
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 22/10/2025The whole debate comes down to do you believe that being an idiot is a virtue 110
Patrick Gombert @patrickgombert.bsky.social · 22/10/2025We should leave AWS and form a federated anarchist web services collective 020
