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I cover marketing for the Wall Street Journal. www.wsj.com/news/author/patrick-cof…

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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watched the Simpsons Planet of the Apes skit dozens of times over 30+ years before realizing “I love you Dr Zaius” is an Annie reference.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
surely the first 90 minute no hitter in a world cup final
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
For my one line review of Love Story I’ll quote Carrie Fisher on George Lucas: “you can type this shit but you can’t say it.”
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I look forward to rediscovering all that original dog shit when the next layer of ice melts.
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
idk what it says about me that I needed a chatbot to remind me to stop responding politely to PR spam
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Who decided that all consumer PR is “communications” and all political PR is “strategies”
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
My son’s key Super Bowl takeaways Tom Brady: looks cool Liquid Death exploding heads: lol Instacart: is Ben Stiller ok? Green Day: sucks
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Mamdani held his first press conference this evening at a rent-controlled building in Flatbush that’s located on the same block as several $2M-plus single family homes and a well-known crack house. The symbolism speaks for itself. I know this because I live across the street.
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Things may look bleak for the ad industry as AI slop takes over. But yesterday my son found a quarter on the ground, read the word liberty and immediately sang the liberty mutual jingle so I think we’ll be ok.
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
God, It's Brutal Out Here: lindseyadler.substack.com/p/god-its-br...
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God, It's Brutal Out Here
It’s an ugly scene in the world of professional creatives.
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Just turned 46 and my goal for the next year of my life is to figure out why I felt the need to finish that Miranda July book.
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
💅
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Never read the comments… until the boomer rock historian logs on
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Professional journalism is working three days to get Tom Cruise’s rep to say “no comment” about the guy who deepfakes his face on TikTok.
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
The future is already here and it’s one robot congratulating another robot for playing sia’s “unstoppable” on endless loop in every supermarket and pharmacy.
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Did the producers of america’s funniest home videos realize they’d given birth to user generated content?
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
doing what you have to do to live that new york city middle class lifestyle every day
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
AI may not take over the PR industry after all.
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
best subway ad of the year. not even close. now where’s the QR code??
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Fitter, happier, more productive, no apparent distress
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I was ready to let go and trust my algorithmic masters until Spotify categorized mazzy star as shoegaze YET AGAIN. Everyone has a line and this is mine.
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I must now retract any and all criticism of modern technology and apologize to the AI ego strokers. ChatGPT is indeed the most important evolutionary development since man discovered fire.
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
My son appreciates the day after the super bowl.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/02/2025
Is it possible that we got through a whole Super Bowl without Kevin Hart in a commercial
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Things I learned from the ads this year: -celebrities still love randomly showing up together in strange places -AI is taking over the world but it also kind of sucks -there’s no escaping tom brady or snoop dogg, who happen to hate each other
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
My 10-month-old right before nap time
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
As the news cycle gets crazier every day, it’s time yet again to ask the year’s most important questions -is it a Super Bowl ad or a SB-themed ad -is it a national buy or a regional buy -in which markets will it run -will it air in-game -is earned media your key KPI And still the world turns.
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
New on WSJ: if the Trump tariffs go into effect, they’d be a big hit to… the ad industry. China-based brands like Temu—which is the #2 Meta advertiser—would have to find new biz models. Industries like auto that rely on imports would cut their spend to counter big losses. t.co/VaZatCa8xc
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https://www.wsj.com/articles/trump-tariffs-loom-over-ad-industry-from-brands-to-digital-sellers-58af3116?st=o2btDx&reflink=article_copyURL_share
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Want to live inside a marketing campaign? Now you can! “Branded residences” have evolved from $33 million Upper East Side penthouses to $2400 studios in the hills of New Jersey that come pre-furnished with foldout beds and a fleet of EVs in the basement. the brand doesn’t even earn licensing fees
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
My kid has a secret dairy and every entry reads, “I didn’t like it today when the people annoyed me.” Clearly I’ve prepared him for adulthood.
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
deepseek can’t be a serious AI player until they make an uncanny valley ad that everyone hates on LinkedIn.
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I wrote about the early years of my career and the experience of watching your expectations die: open.substack.com/pub/lindseya...
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Ten Years In A Crumbling Industry
There’s a screenshot from TikTok that recently caused me and a group of my writer friends to lose our minds.
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
The best band name competition is over, we are no longer accepting entries.
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
What a century this year has been.
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Scoop: Meta’s community notes won’t apply to paid ads… as buyers expected But organic content, including brand accounts and creator posts that are sponsored but not boosted, will be subject to notes. So the only way brands and creators can avoid the risk is to pay for everything. t.co/dsVuYQ1uaN
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https://www.wsj.com/articles/metas-community-notes-wont-apply-to-paid-ads-marketers-still-have-questions-9a2af62c?st=kBtyJB&reflink=article_copyURL_share
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Have you been struggling with your infant’s sleep regression for weeks? Try this one weird trick www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aVH...
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Hootie & The Blowfish - Let Her Cry (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Hootie & The Blowfish Videos
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
A Bronx Tale is not a good movie and someone needs to be brave enough to say it.
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
This is my son’s favorite ad so I must be doing something right www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BUD...
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UHF (6/12) Movie CLIP - Spatula City Commercial (1989) HD
YouTube video by Movieclips
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I can't believe it but here's a rule-following flock of Canada geese. Crossing in the crosswalk, with the lights.
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Retailers do not understand that December 27 is the absolute hard stop last possible day to blast Christmas playlists.
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Sunday morning engagement bait.. These were my favorite albums of 24, split into pop/rock and ambient/classical with corresponding playlists. open.spotify.com/playlist/0K5...
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Spotify has been gradually replacing artists like Brian Eno on its super-popular chill mixes with cheaper, fake artists from production houses that sell “the kind of stock material often used in the background of advertisements, TV programs, and assorted video content.” harpers.org/archive/2025...
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The Ghosts in the Machine, by Liz Pelly
Spotify’s plot against musicians
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
You say advertising doesn’t work but i still remember all the lyrics 40 years later. m.youtube.com/watch?v=kWTB...
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1986 Post Fruity Pebbles Christmas Commercial
YouTube video by Beta MAX
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 15/12/2024
Was just looking for a picture of someone kneeling and this is the utter dog shit Google offers now.
Terrible AI image of a woman defying gravity with three legs and a hand in her shoe
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I talked about retail media and the Kroger-Albertsons split on last night’s @wsj.com podcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...
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Crypto’s Hope for Trump’s Presidency? Bank Accounts
Podcast Episode · WSJ What’s News · 12/12/2024 · 14m
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Real life inspired by fiction inspired by real life. www.nytimes.com/2024/12/09/b...
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Meg Graham @megancgraham.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
🚨Huge agency world news: Omnicom Group is in advanced talks to acquire Interpublic Group, a deal that would create the world’s largest advertising company www.wsj.com/articles/adv...
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Exclusive | Advertising Firms Omnicom and Interpublic Nearing Merger That Would Reshape Industry
A deal would create the world’s largest advertising company, with net revenue of more than $20 billion, topping WPP’s $15.1 billion.
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Patrick Coffee @patrickcoffee.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Just remembering the best ever use of music in a brand Christmas campaign. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMJS...
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Gap - Holiday 2000 "Slow Down"
YouTube video by Mike Bise
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