iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

By 2028, Usha will be the Ambassador to Greece.

000

I’m fairly certain only one of those seagulls wants that rotting bird flesh.

000

Dear kids: you’re gonna need those Trump accounts…because frankly, after this, you’re on your own.

000

She looks like Barbara Corcoran auditioning for the role of The Joker.

000

PatrIcculus @patricculus.bsky.social · 18h

Who was that last one you driveled, Mike?

000

Did Pete not get his all-male glory hole testosterone shot today?

000

Reposted by PatrIcculus

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 19h

He makes a good point.

425245475388

Reposted by PatrIcculus

Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.

81271931351

PatrIcculus @patricculus.bsky.social · 21h

They'll both be dumping Nvidia stock soon.

020

Reposted by PatrIcculus

Ashley Kuckelman @ashleyvotesblue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

MAGA ~ the dumbest people who ever lived and it’s not even close… 🔥🔥🎯🔥🔥

35493213

PatrIcculus @patricculus.bsky.social · 22h

Have now and always will be your enemy dump pants.

Evan @ereller.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Reposted by PatrIcculus

I dunno, this feels more antisemitic than anything Piker has said

241841242

The market will be down 9 million percent.

000

What did she do, go into the plastic surgeon and say, “give me the Caitlyn Jenner?”

000

In case you ever wondered why Megyn Kelly was never admitted to Newhouse, she thought “majoring in BJ” was some field other than broadcast journalism. Instead she got a PhD from the Candace Owens school of washed up podcasting, where she holds an endowed chair in gang rapeology and victim blaming.

Claim your free Trump knife so you can prison shiv democracy with the branding you love.

Trump looks like The Showboat these days, but that non-casino is more exciting.

000

Tolstoy spent less time writing War and Peace than the Republicans have spent promising a healthcare plan.

020

Trump likes to eat steak and his wife likes to gobble Justin Trudeau.

000

“Accept tyranny” yelled the crowd cheering for Pink.

000

Numbers for people who don’t know numbers.

000

Once Newhouse always Newhouse, but in Megyn's case, never Newhouse. He's S.I., she's S.I., Meg's S.I., none.

000

At last, the Marx all Coloradans should be afraid of. These two look like they’ve both shared a popcorn with Lauren Boebert.

000

The olive oil flows like the Ilisos when Marco is at a party.

050

He's got a good brain. It's kept in a jar of formaldehyde, but it's sharp as the finish on bad Kentucky bourbon.

Trump’s the most “let me help myself to your money” mother fucker in American history. Not just amongst politicians, but all individuals. How does that you’re-paying-for-my- ads dick taste against your tonsils, you worthless American taxpayers?

000

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Christa Pike seems like the logical choice to replace Trump as the future face of MAGA. Seems to fit the personality type, complete with the fake messiah aura they're looking for in a dear leader.

000

Reposted by PatrIcculus

"Yeah, sorry your kid died or whatever. What do you think about my chandeliers?"

23556871299

PatrIcculus @patricculus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Megyn Kelly, whose physical attractiveness did not attract an admission to the Newhouse School, manages continually to demonstrate the cold void that exists where a soul might have resided inside her being. I imagine her cheering for the bar drunks in The Accused as a little girl.

PatrIcculus @patricculus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If investors stopped paying 352x price to earnings multiples for Tesla stock, he wouldn’t be anywhere close to those wealth numbers. Space X incinerates capital too. His trillionaire status owes itself to PR more than earnings.

Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

That’s it, I’m starting a church AND setting up a school next to it.

000

Reposted by PatrIcculus

No shit🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

447268985263

Yeah, they did the same when my little buddy passed away.

Jack: your courage, at the bare minimum, has earned you decent pavs. While MAGA would prefer you be forever relegated to lawns, the American people at least owe you an aisle in like the third section back from the pit.

000

You mean he didn’t just violate banking laws?

000

Disillusioned words like bullets bark As human gods aim for their mark Make everything from toy guns that spark To flesh-colored Christs that glow in the dark It’s easy to see without looking too far That not much is really sacred

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

He sounds like he would like to make Jesus his husband, like the shit they tell nuns. Six feet tall with eyes of fire eh, you sure you were in heaven and not somewhere slightly warmer than Mar-a-Lago?

030

Reposted by PatrIcculus

Angie Nixon wants to know which eyeliner Vice President J.D. Vance uses: “His eyes look so beautiful. They pop.”

1003490732

PatrIcculus @patricculus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

That was like watching Carlton Fisk try to steal a base, in 1993.

000

PatrIcculus @patricculus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I should have seen this coming. Same with DVDs.

000

PatrIcculus @patricculus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

They ran ICE ads for Kristi Noem during Morning Joe. They’re all absurd in their own respective ways, but absolutely none of this is journalism by any 20th century standard. By 18th and 19th century standards, this is exactly on par.