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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 11h

reader, i couldn't decide if it was altogether or all together ... and you won't believe how I decided which one to use.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 11h

Fuck you Fuck me Fuck it all together naturally

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 07/01/2024

My default news source is BBC news, which is fine like 90% of the time, the other 10% the headlines are like 'Boffins chuffed calculating stones of aluminium in their gaff'.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 10/11/2025

Every morning I check the headlines, and every day is wrong headline!

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 11h

A 13yo is incapable of consenting to deportation, you sniveling racist fucks pretending to be judges. That's a child and they don't get to give up their rights.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 12h

So, as discussed I inexplicably don't give a shit about Jack Smith's problems (still). However, I love that his face has become the meme for 'no dumbass, sit down, your research staff HATES you'.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 12h

I think it's hammer smashes knife, knife cuts garrote, garrote deflects hammer, but rules vary.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 12h

nothing builds bonding like an overnight camping trip

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 12h

the key is to microwave your butter for 45 seconds before you pour it in your gas tank

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 12h

You may not like it, but this is what peak immortality looks like.

cute hamster from wikipedia page. also from page: Contagious reticulum cell sarcoma is a reticulum-cell sarcoma found in Syrian hamsters that can be transmitted from one hamster to another. It was first described in 1945. Transmission from hamster to hamster can be through various mechanisms. It has been seen to spread within a laboratory population, presumably through gnawing at tumours and cannibalism.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 12h

Remake Sopranos, with the Wisconsin mob, you cowards.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 12h

not the point, but was it hammer vs. knife. or did they both dual-wield?

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 12h

It's a stick of butter, how much can it cost? (so say we all)

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 12h

voting is peanut butter mixed with crickets

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 12h

I don't trust any voters. I don't think voting makes you a better person, sexier, or proves you don't snore. there's no punchline. voting sucks. it just sucks less than any other current alternative.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 13h

"this is too much work. my whole day is just people nickel and diming me all goddamn day. I can't get anything done." welcome to our world, fuckers.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 13h

if you have more than 1 billion of anything, people should be allowed to just walk up and ask for 10 per day. Any people. Any day. Make them walk around all the time with giant trucks of 10s to meet the demand.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 13h

How many billionaires have to try to take over the world before we start limiting them to 1 billion. which currency? any currency. 1 billion of anything is too many

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 13h

In the future, because of all the radiation, cats can shoot lasers from their eyes.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 13h

ah shoot. I mean neat, but also I thought you meant there'd been a coup.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 13h

people forget how hard it was to keep your face red all day before whiskey lunches.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 13h

what would an owner suspension in the NFL even look like? For 6 games he can't call up other owners and go 'myeh' when his team scores?

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 14h

gonna have to deliver a lot more pepsi

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 16h

I know everyone is worried about AI crafting plagues and hijacking weapons. I’m different though, I bring a certain fear of corrupted memes that will panic people when the walls fall.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 16h

Sorry to hear it impacted their trip. I heard a few fireworks. That was the extent. Wasn’t walking by any schools of course.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 18h

Well, @3fecta.bsky.social? I’m not sure if I’m asking or blaming.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 06/03/2026

Here, try this mulligatawny soup, your honor. Prosecutor: Objection, he's trying to curry your flavor!

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 18h

Run my life? I wouldn’t trust Meta to delete my account. Let me re-phrase that. I haven’t been able to get them to delete my account in 10 years. I’m gonna give them my email login? Fuck that.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 05/10/2026

The Fae seem pretty cool actually. Even their revenge is poetic. Dance forever. Food so good you can’t give it up. I’m gonna dip my hat in your blood and never wash it as a warning to others. Oh, I probably lost a few of you on that last one. Right, let’s focus on the magic tarts then.

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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This vintage miss piggy piggybank from 1978 has coin slot cleavage and I may never recover.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 05/10/2026

Carrie. Not her exactly because that girl had justifications. The hand from the grave at the end. Like, fuck, you don’t even get to put that shit behind you when you’re dead? Come on.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 05/10/2026

I still like the significance between saying gift me and give me. I throw this into conversation sometimes.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 05/10/2026

The saddest part is the 20yo’s who DO find you hot, and you just want to hug them, but not like that. Gawds, not like that.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 25/06/2024

Social media feels like I'm an octopus that keeps getting fed with mason jars, and it's hard as fuck to open them, and everyone sends micro-encouragement, and then I look outside the glass box, and realize everybody else has fucking thumbs and is enjoying french fries.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 22/11/2024

TSA Agent: Sir, have you got duct tape in your carry-on? Me: no, nothing like that. TSA Agent: (reaches in box and brings out roll) Here you go, have a safe flight.

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Pat-HEX-myth (love, with a routing number) @patri.xyz · 06/05/2024

Gift me silver? Gift me gold? Gift me nothing I can hold. Gift me patience. Give me grace. Gift me mirrors I can face.

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