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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I see Reform UK's internal inquiry has cleared their internal people.
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Security Guard Greets People
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Auntie Lolly straight in with Frankie Knuckles 💥
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Waiting for a pint while the poor lad on the bar has to knock out 5 espresso martinis
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Choon!
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
On my own in the house with a cup of tea, a bacon sandwich and this rattling the windows. Awesome
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If they were Irish or brown you could be pretty sure the response would be different
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
According to Suella Braverman not one of these ENGLAND players are English. FUCK HER 🖕🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕🏽🖕🏼
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good shouts. I’d question if YOCC is St. Paul’s, but if you don’t mind a wander, Fleet street towards Strand has a few good options - especially in some of the back lanes including the Edgar Wallace, Deveraux and another Ye Old Cheshire Cheese, only half a mile from the Fleet street one!
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks. I really need a crumpet now 🙄
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Brilliant!
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t really drink around there and I think immediately around st. Paul’s there isn’t much, but go east towards bank there’s a few e.g. The Wren (decent) and the Watling (always busy when I pass). Bit further on is the Sugarloaf in Queen Street. Or go west for The Blackfriars’
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is testament to No.10's frankly astonishing degree of political competence. A policy which was branded electoral suicide 48 hours ago now showing signs of robust popularity.
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Got yourself another fleabag street moggie then?
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▄▀▄▀▄▀🆂🅺🅰 🅿🆄🅽🅺 🅰🅽🅳 🅲🅾🅼🅸🅲🆂 🅽🅴🆁🅳▄▀▄▀▄▀ @skapunknerd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is the face of someone who is ruining the UK. It's not the people the papers want you to think His INEOS has received £166.8m+ in UK/Scottish government support, plus a £230m UK Government loan guarantee, and public support of circa £397m and avoided up to £4bn in UK tax by living in Monaco
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Dean @deanrmarsh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My Iso Birthday Soirée went up yesterday early evening if you missed it it. 2hr 35min of deep house, disco and 90's nu-disco Shares much appreciated Enjoy! www.mixcloud.com/deandeep/dea...
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Dean Marsh - Iso Birthday Soiree - September 2026 by Dean MarshTM
It's here! What was Iso 51 for September, by sheer coincidence turned out to be my 51st Birthday! So with that in mind it's became my Birthday Soirée. 2 hours 45 minutes of deep house, a bit of jazzy...
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
On it like a seagull on a chip
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Dean @deanrmarsh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What was Iso 51 for September, by sheer coincidence turned out to be my 51st Birthday! So with that in mind it's became my Birthday Soirée. 2hr 45 mins of deep house, disco, nu-disco Enjoy! Shares/likes much appreciated www.mixcloud.com/deandeep/dean-marsh-iso-birthday-soiree-september-2026/
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Corey O'Neill @coreyoneill.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Statistically, the most dangerous men to most women are their other halves or exes
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Remember a “hazy” night at your student digs when you introduced this to me. A superb album
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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 17/09/2026
And the rest of Europe likes him even less. 👀
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hadn’t realised that lovely titanium bike was your workhorse!
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Darrell @7daz3.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The return of moselys black shirts. Have we learnt nothing from history. The media are complicit in this, as they were then. Sad times.
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So we know know why he was doing the Chris Mason interview yesterday, pleading “they’re out to get me”. Mason yet again a useful stooge
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oops, I seem to have been caught red handed taking illegal foreign donations and being a corrupt sack of shit.
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Only yesterday Farage was getting the soft wash on the Beeb from Chris Mason, crying about “the establishment out to get him”. Maybe he knew this was coming.
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Channel 4 News @channel4news.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation. 🔗 Read the exclusive story on Substack:
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Exclusive: Nigel Farage filmed undercover celebrating secret new foreign donations
Undercover footage verified by Channel 4 News reveals a secret plot by senior Reform UK figures to break the law on party donations. A leading legal expert is now calling for a criminal investigation.
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Danny Kelly @dannykelly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Finish him!
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is just too good
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just flicked C4 +1 on. Marvellous!
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I saw it in its usual home in Bayeux and it was pretty easy to see. I imagine the clamour to see it here with all the publicity will make it pretty difficult
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fiver says the next group up tears your legs off 😁
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
😂
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@apiln.bsky.social www.essexlive.news/news/essex-n...
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Man 'put carrot up his bottom' at Essex beauty spot
It left a witness feeling "distressed" by what they had seen
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh yeah never pay full price!
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Pretty good imho. Easy to get into / out of. Works on devices. With VPN works abroad too - AND THATS THE ONLY REASON I HAVE VPN!!’ 😁
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Think you’ve misunderstood. This is the new BC and the modified Trent End towering over the JR. makes it look like a cow shed!
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/08/2026
Reporting live from the Canadian Department of “What the Fuck Are You People Doing?”
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Seems obvious in hindsight. At the time was very pleased with myself 😁
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Last year in Croatia, watched a thunderstorm around midnight. Discovered the best way to get a photo of lightning was by videoing it!
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Any excuse for the C*nt in a Clown Suit story
• [While filming 'Ashes to Ashes'] So we're on the beach shooting this scene with a giant bulldozer.
The camera was on a very long lens. [The camera is along way away, but the artist fills the frame] In this video I'm dressed from head to toe in a clown
suit. Why not. I hear playback and the music starts. So off | go, I start singing and walking, but as soon as I do this old geezer with an old dog walk right between me and the camera... Well, knowing this is gonna take a while I walked past the old guy and sat next to camera in my full costume waiting for him to pass. As he is walking by camera the director said, excuse me Mr do you know who this is? The old guy looks at me from bottom to top and looks back to the director and said... "Of course I do!!!! its some cunt in a clown suit." That was a huge moment for me, It put me back in my place and made me realize, yes I'm just a cunt in a clown suit. I think about that old guy all the time.
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Prince Buster!
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
About 50 yards from my office!
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
A level of commitment I can’t match 😁. My PB was 10lb in 10 days in Italy! 🍝
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Sy @patpucker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Those are rookie numbers! 3kg gained here #winning 😁
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