Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Therapist: Perhaps you could consider using kinder language when you talk about yourself. My 🧠: She's right. Be nicer to yourself, you stupid hoe. 290
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yeah even as a casual observer who's only been to NI once, it's hard to imagine this ending well 🤨 000
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 27/09/2026See this is why I live where the air hurts my facestatic.klipy.comTrekking Through a Heavy Snow BlizzardALT: Trekking Through a Heavy Snow Blizzard 010
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 26/09/2026She literally remembered the time my dad wrote to her in like 2005 in support of expanding stem cell research 010
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Peak Midwestern: I flew into my hometown, and my college's president (and former Congressional representative!) was on the same flight and gave me a ride to my destination so I wouldn't have to take an Uber 😂 271
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I wouldn't trust those folks to watch a fake houseplant with a nanny cam. 060
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Except we'd walk to the grocery store in Aberdeen, South Dakota, buy several rotisserie chickens, and eat them with our bare hands in the hotel corridor 😂 060
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 24/09/2026There's a pack of teenagers on some sort of school trip staying at the same hotel as me. They're hanging out (quietly) in the corridor, presumably because boys aren't allowed in girls' rooms & vice versa. Takes me back to my All-State Jazz days 🥲🎷 140
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 17/09/2026See that's why my parents never bothered grounding me. They said it was because they didn't agree with it on principle, but in reality they knew that I could vacation in my own bedroom if everyone else left me alone. 120
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 17/09/2026HELLO AMERICA! This week *spins wheel* SOAP is contaminated with *spins wheel* ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA! 283
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I reread one of the books I had to read in my honors English class in college (during my short-lived stint in the honors program) and finally had an answer to a question the prof had posed back then. So naturally I FB messaged her with my conclusions, 18 years later. As one does. 🤓 181
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I was like, you're fighting a losing battle there, lady. 011
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 07/09/2026At a café, watching a lady have a full-blown verbal dispute with a husky. The husky is winning. 282
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Literally though. Like just shut up and go be rich. 072
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Right? Like nobody's shoved me into a locker or spread dumb rumours about me on their blog lately, so that's gotta count for something. 🤷🏻♀️ 010
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 22/08/2026My 30's are basically a repeat of my 20's, but with more money and not in medical school or residency. 5 stars. 010
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 22/08/2026When I was in high school, old people always told me that high school would be the best time of my life. Well, right now I'm lounging in my bed in my own apartment and listening to an audiobook that I bought with my six figure salary, and this shit is *way* the fuck better than high school. 🤷🏻♀️ 3242
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I mean, with JFK who knows. And with Stalin, literally, who knows? 🤷🏻♀️ 000
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I hate having to pull rank when scheduling medical appointments. Why is it that "I'm only available after 4 PM and not at all on Thursdays" somehow only clicks when I add the qualifier "I'm a doctor"? 🫠 192
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 13/08/2026In 2022 several cities in Latvia opted not to have fireworks on New Year's Eve out of respect for Ukrainian refugees in the country. 030
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 13/08/2026We invited the strippers, JFK and Stalin. 100
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Bahahahahha I commented on that thread and got blocked too 110
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Oh fur sure. What I meant was that being asked a question isn't necessarily discrimination. Like I had to wait to donate after I got back from Haiti and it was just one of those things 🤷🏻♀️ 010
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 04/08/2026That's to ensure the safety of the blood supply. If someone's ill or injured enough to need a transfusion, the last thing they need is malaria. As far as tattoos go, there's no deferral period if you get inked in a state that regulates its tattoo shops (all but 7 states and DC). 001
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 04/08/2026People need to learn that discomfort isn't harm and that being told no (or not right now) isn't discrimination. 🫠🤦🏻♀️ 110
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 04/08/2026"Desperate people do desperate things, Joanne. I only have six days!" Overheard at the craft store 050
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Sax repair guy: "When did you last have this in the shop?" Me: "In 2011, after it got smashed up on the way to and from Egypt." Sax repair guy: 🤨 Me: "Long story. Don't worry about it. Anyway, the left second key is sticking..." #MyLore 🎷 #SoSaxy 060
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Cicadas can sit in the trees and scream all summer long but when *I* do it I'm just "disturbing the peace" and "need to either stop it or go with EMS to the hospital" 😒🙄 1101
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 17/07/2026As a member of the former Eastern Bloc diaspora, it all seems rather familiar on an inherited memory level. 140
Reposted by Morgue Barbie, MDC. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again. 22290881887
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 17/07/2026static.klipy.comAnnie Murphy as Alexis Rose: Do TellALT: Annie Murphy as Alexis Rose: Do Tell 020
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Friend: I'm pregnant! Me (mentally still 17 but with a horizontal driver's license and six-figure salary): Oh shit, do you know who the dad is? Did you tell your mom yet? Friend: ...we were doing IVF, so yes on both counts. 0132
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Autopsy tech: "Doc, pull your pants up." Me: "Ope, thanks! Only thing holding these scrub pants up is a double knot and a prayer." Autopsy tech: "Yeah well the prayer ain't working." #LookinLikeAFool 060
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 01/07/2026New fellows are friends, not food. #MedEd #4N6 030
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 22/06/2026My mom would beat them at their own game 😂 "Aww, Jesus is very much a part of our lives already." 120
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 22/06/2026And gave him a copy of the Book of Mormon to commemorate the occasion. Groom: "Christ, even the Mormons are sorry for me. What am I even doing with my life?" 110
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I was seated at a table at a pizza place in Munich with a bunch of Australians there for a stag do, who were in varying stages of hungover, jet lagged, & exhausted. A couple LDS missionaries happened upon us & gave their condolences to the groom to be... 110
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Tech: *trying to get suction to work at our autopsy bench* Me: Just use the sponge, man. Tech: I'm trying, Doc. My lil' sponge can only do so much! #4N6 #JustAutopsyThings 040
Reposted by Morgue Barbie, MDDr. Canuck, MD @drcanuckmd.medsky.social · 07/06/2026Be prepared this month folks 🏳️🌈 0237
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 03/06/2026"Girl, I see you." -Lady limping through the library in a knee brace as I limp past her in my walking boot 0110
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Like when I visited and we went to the historic downtown area of my SIL's hometown and my SIL waited outside the candy shop with the kids (ages 2 and 1) while my bro & I went inside to buy snacks for everyone lol 200
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 25/05/2026For real my mom said she only had to leave a half-filled shopping cart at the grocery store ONCE for us to learn that she meant business. And my bro & SIL take their kids places but not when they know it'll be a tantrum waiting to happen. 110
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Me: Ok but what if we bought a loom and-- Me to me: NO. *sprays self with water* 280
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I have a Youtube kids account for my cat. She can watch pre-approved bird feeder, aquarium, and trail cam videos without me having to worry about her getting radicalised when she paws at the screen & scrolls. 1232
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Teenagers are people, too, and will rise to the bar we set for them. Banning groups of teens from certain places/venues and seeing them as inherently troublesome is a self-fulfilling prophecy. 0301
Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 25/05/2026One of my coworkers taught himself English by playing video games. 010