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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

When you're slacking off at work but your boss is still pleased with your performance

A sticker on a sidewalk that says "#1 Trusted POS"

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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

The bonesmashing is done, alas. This summer we're bonesmaxxing.

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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Go hiking at the north coast two days after running a marathon, they said. It will be fun, they said.

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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Not dead. Marathon #13 ✅ 🏅☘️🍻🏃🏻‍♀️

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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Gaze long into the abyss, and the abyss will gaze also into you. And offer toe beans.

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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Just binge read a book from @chipublib.bsky.social and found this at the back cover 🥹 Whomever left this in a copy of "All the Light We Cannot See," I loved the book. 🥰

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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

My Council of Eunuchs is hosting an intervention and has invited me to have a seat and give them 5 minutes of my time.

A tortoiseshell cat and a tuxedo cat seated on a cat tower and a stool, respectively, attentively looking at the camera

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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Unbothered. Moisturized. In his lane. Goblin. Thriving.

A tuxedo cat with green eyes looks menacingly around the edge of a couch, upside-down.

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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

I mean, it was nice, but boy was I sore in the morning...

An email from the TCS London Marathon with the subject line "How was it for you?"

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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

🎶 I ask for nothing I can get by But I know so many Less lucky than I Please help my people The poor and down-trod I thought we all were The children of God 🎶

A large photo of Pope Francis next to the Paschal candle in front of the altar at Notre-Dame de Paris

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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Good girls are bad girls who haven't been caught. 😏

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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Should I MyChart message this to my GP (who suggested dietary changes as my cholesterol isn't great, but isn't yet terrible)? Yes, or yes?

A meme captioned "When your PCP starts suggesting lifestyle changes" and an image of a wet, dirty opossum in a tipped-over garbage can with the text "Don't you dare touch my trash"

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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

After the winter, spring will come. Seasons change. Things change. Take time to frolic in the sun & laugh in the smug faces of the horrors that surround us. Find joy, and don't let them fucking have it. 🌷🌱

Tulips and flowers sprouting in a mulched flower bed

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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Post you from a different era (but don't forget the alt text!)

A line of saxophonists in a marching band.

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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Post a picture of when your pet was little. Teen Mom kitty Luna at the cat rescue with her babies 🥹

A tortoiseshell cat nursing six kittens on a pile of fluffy blankets

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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

If you see this, post or quote repost a tree🌲 Trees at my grandparents' farm. Every tree in that part of South Dakota was planted by a human. My great-grandmother & other women collected saplings from the Missouri riverfront & brought them back to plant.

Two parallel lines of barren trees with snow on the ground.

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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

STOP THIS IS A CUTE ANIMAL PIC CHECKPOINT. PLEASE SHARE A MINIMUM OF ONE (1) CUTE ANIMAL PIC BEFORE PROCEEDING. THIS IS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE TO PRESERVE THE MENTAL HEALTH OF THIS SITE. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

A black and white kitten wearing an orange collar

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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Now there's an idea. Video text: "In 2025 we are replacing drunk calling your ex with drunk calling your senator"

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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Post a picture you took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline (but don’t forget the alt text)

An urban neighborhood at dusk during winter. The trees are bare and power lines cut through the frame.

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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally?

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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

I saved this from the Slingshot organiser I had in like 2018, and it's even more true today IMO.

No matter what, we're still living it - gardening, squatting, raising kids and doing shit with our friends. Our response to the system's cubicles and strip mines is likewise complex. It's not just a riot or a strike, but also absurdity, playfulness, sexiness and laughing in its grim smug face. We embrace tenderness and intimacy to displace superficiality. Making wild, communal art and music recharges our joy so we can contribute back to the struggle, so we
don't get burned out or completely buried in sadness.
There is still abundant beauty and joy in the world. Let's enjoy it as best we can, even while we acknowledge and experience the suffering, injustice and ecological collapse that is also around us. Holding both of these in our hearts deepens us and humbles us.

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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

What is your favorite painting? One of my favorites is: Jules Breton, 'La Chant de l'alouette' (Song of the Lark), 1884.

The painting shows a peasant farm girl walking in a field, transfixed, listening to birdsong at dawn.

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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Me: The patient used up all the platelets you gave them yesterday. You killed their bone marrow with chemo, so they are not making replacement plt's. You need to draw a plt count 1 hour after the unit is given to know if they're refractory. "But they are refractory. Their count today was 3." Me:

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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Hearing the heat kick on as we go into this cold snap

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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Drop something black & white (The Big Fella)

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Morgue Barbie, MD @pathologiste08.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

So there's this contraption in many surgical pathology labs that I call a toilet sink. It's handy for rinsing off bloody specimens, opening intestines & rinsing the turds out, and so on. Every hospital has its lore regarding what happens if you flush without hanging onto the tissue...

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