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Patchie Deth

@patchiedeth.bsky.social
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On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be. What is will be no more.

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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I really need someone to tell me my anxieties are wrong. Are the XposicoreX Youth Crew dorks from the 90s all doing real estate and bitcoin now?
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Set Your Goals
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
A big ugly fuck you to Google and shit American standards for scientific information. I got a kid here who cannot use a search engine to start research for a simple pH science fair experiment because results are all polluted with bullshit diet scams. Protect your libraries, gang.
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Trying not to waste too much time thinking about all the places I can never go back to.
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I moved so many fucking times in my life that I forget what I sold and what I kept. But look who was hiding in storage since 2003 #thrash #vinyl #murderofrosaluxemburg #punk #posthardcore
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
The litanies about will power in Dune absolutely played a huge role on my stupid ability to endure shit I should not be subjected to.
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Fast lanes at amusement parks have killed amusement parks. Not worth shit now. Fuck this shit. Support public pools.
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Philly. Car batteries. No it's not culinary but we have traditions.
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
My home will be stupid as shit. Nothing "smart" in it. Physical knobs and buttons. Nothing will sing. The fridge? No mother board. The lights? No wifi. The stove? No error codes. Just rawdog beepboop dumbitch garbage. Even the people. #luddite
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are. I sat on the floor of my school library and poured over decades worth of National Geographics all thru grade school. And My moms medical anomaly textbooks. I also really loved this book way too much.
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
That one dude you knew from 20 years ago? who used to challenge you to name 15 songs from an obscure punk bands with names like "The American Heritage Death Cult"? To prove you are not a poser? Yeah, that guy. Anyway, he is upset that music is too political right now.
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Re: ai slop You know you are a real artist when you agonize for hours over a creative endeavor that everyone will like but you will hate. If it's the other way around, you aren't a creator. You are a shit slinger.
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I was one of those 80s kids who weren't told they were loved as a child. At the memorial for a long time friend, I was told I was loved too many times by too many people in too little time. My nervous system is still overwhelmed by it. This must be growth. I'll be a normal person, any day now.
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a man with a bandage on his nose is sitting at a table eating food .
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Gumball is fucking sick. 🤘 Jesus fucking christ. youtu.be/psehg_4NiQ8
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The Koologne Catastrophe (Clip) - The Wonderfully Weird World of Gumball | The Entrance
YouTube video by ShazzAHA
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Evry morning iy wake up to a world w/o Timmy hits me in the face like a bag of bricks. I'm so lucky to have been close w/this gentle manic weirdo who got into your head like a new song. Kick a few over to Gorham bros, keep the next gen of musicians playing. www.gorhambrothersmusic.com/tlmf
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
My grandparents had cable and were heavy sleepers. I watched a lot of late night movies looking for the real fucked up shit. Watching The Thing, alone, after midnight, in the attic? I dunno. Might have done something to my brain.
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a man with a beard is holding a bloody hand in the dark
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
The worst part of my job is when a customer shows me a room in their house and says ".... But there's been no activity in there" Because if I reply "What a crime....." i could lose my job.
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
In my day, emo came out of the DC scene & post-hxc. We had plain tees, jeans & needed haircuts. Some started wearing sweatervests & backpacks. we don't talk about that. Now we just call it 'midwest'. We'd tie a onion to our wallet chains-which was the style at the time. what did you need help with?
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Yall ever zone out while reading and catch yourself asking an empty room if anyone remembers Zao? And does it take a minute to realize that the silence is the empty room and not other 40 year Olds drawing blank?
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Old folk music album covers that go hard
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I had an elderly bedbound client who could not afford to pay someone to remove a hornet nest from her room because her SocSecurity became not-so-secure and her rent went up. Anyway, here is what the rich are doing with her money, and the money of millions of other Americans like her.
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
What's great about west Philly is that neighbors will just leave music instruments on their porch and invite each other to come play it. What's terrible about West Philly is that there could be random people trying to play a thermin at any hour of the day.
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Mother fucking wormrot
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Scientists Concerned After Discovering New Strain of Hulkamania in Livestock thehardtimes.net/culture/scie...
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Scientists Concerned After Discovering New Strain of Hulkamania in Livestock
Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control raised warning flags about a new strain of Hulkamania found in livestock that, if left untreated, could spread and cause an epidemic of unbridled pride in...
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Money saving PSA: -Stop lining shit up against the exterior walls of your home unless you got that good fix-moisture-damage and repair-the-foundation-money during tariff season.
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Been riding public transit just fine for over 20 years. It ain't regular people who are scared. Just the usual rich pussies.
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I think of all he stupid shit I've seen people fired for between retail, labor, and academia... And none of them amounted to the damage created in one day by one stupid rich white dude who is unqualified for any job and will still keep it.
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Fuck dirty and care about other people.
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
"masturbating is stealing gay-valor."
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
been thinking about this post for months
Twitter post from Ritasnep with a Skyrim screenshot that says

Lydia is too powerful for Calm
Lydia is too powerful for Fury

Ritasnep comments "she will be the first to escape samsara"
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I don't have enuf shitty tattoos so younger people seem to think I'll be scandalized by their ink. They don't know that my gen had "Earth Crisis" face tattoos, "TrainWreck" throat tats, and went wild with stomach rockers, like a bunch of trashy care bear rejects. I should do more to represent that.
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I worry about being interrogated abt anything that happened in the 2000s cuz detective'll be like "where were you the night of Sept 4th 2007?" And I'd be like "getting my guts rearranged in the backseat of a civic behind the Applebee's on rt 132..." And they'd go "Liar. no1 would just admit that."
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
".... so many of these right wing vets don't want u 2 exist in america...." I know. I know many who know better. But many others drank the fashy koolaid. We ain't buds I still want them to have support and promises kept. An injury to one is an injury to all.
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Back in 2012-2019, we could tell who'd roll over for fascists by who was more upset by flipped trash cans/broken windows than state agents executing people in the street. Or if they fussed over a protest creating inconvenience while ignoring militarized occupation. Thank a Vichy democrat.
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Add to the list of Democrats who want to be fired.
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
The thing about being a radical leftist is... what I want for myself is what I also want for the "red states". I don't want them to be hungry, uneducated, underpaid or w/o water... They might not want the same for me but a fact of life is: an injury to one of the working class is an injury to all.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
imo the left really needs to put a lot more effort into organizing veterans, especially now. they aren’t a political monolith, and a lot of them are getting screwed over right now.
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Philly's own.
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I do not regret signing up for these Wickerman Notifications.
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Wondering why DNC refuses to listen to 2/3's of america and, instead, chase after a few "centrist conservatives"? I want to point out how passive democrats have been about gerrymandering & suggest they're chasing those poorly drawn red districts so they don't have to actually fight for policies.
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
5 fav genres: 5. A dummy gets into trouble and makes it worse 4. A woman is tired of someone's shit 3. Everyone is wrong and that's good 2. consolidated power is bad, actually 1. People collectively do one thing mostly-ok
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Between adhd, age, and postpartum brain, my memory has weakened and my recall is messy as shit. I just had to tell myself that, no, Danny Devito was NOT in the Misfits. That what I was thinking of was a picture of Danzig looking short, dirty, and old.
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Olivia Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Absolutely everybody… Liberals: I will throw you under the bus to win elections. Also liberals: You’re why we never win elections.
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Patchie Deth @patchiedeth.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Montana Republicans voted against an anti-trans bill that would have taken trans kids away from their families. Just something I thought we should think about.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
This is NOT what I had in mind when I voted for the man who pretended to work at McDonald's for a day and then drove around in a dump truck. I thought he would continue doing those things, thereby providing valuable services in my community
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