Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I was today years old when I found out Rob Schneider was on Seinfeld. 010
Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I’m seeing Chappell Roan in Oct and surprisingly I’ve seen no friends or mutuals talk about it. 110
Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 17/06/2026How I felt participating in my work’s Juneteenth event and placing 1st in trivia: 020
Reposted by Patches ⭐️✩MAJI✩ working on comms! @majibomber.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Tiny caged amongus... 2650802058
Reposted by Patches ⭐️Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 17/05/2026I’m always saying this. 182646717
Reposted by Patches ⭐️Mylie (Softail System) @stagefatality.bsky.social · 25/07/2025"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch 61139596073
Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I think I’m staying away from soccer spaces online for a good while. I’m sick of it, especially LAFC. 010
Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 07/05/2026The moment LAFC came out parking the bus the team was doomed. 010
Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I got CC’d in a “congratulations” email from a job I quit 5 years ago for a project I barely worked on winning an award and it felt exactly like this 040
Reposted by Patches ⭐️Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 19/04/2026If mlssoccer dot com -- THE OFFICIAL LEAGUE SITE -- doesn't care enough to get the all-time leading scorer stats right, why should anywhere else? 614414
Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Malls are dying because they’re all half Funko Pops now 010
Reposted by Patches ⭐️maya ventura @mayawalkwith.me · 13/02/2026nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up 158172595370
Reposted by Patches ⭐️Professor Edward Birack @nicosan1.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Boston losing means the universe wins 071
Reposted by Patches ⭐️Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 09/02/2026It’s time to post this. Confirmed. Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion. ilovecitr.us/darnold/ 41885393
Reposted by Patches ⭐️The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 09/02/2026This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities. 53117241878
Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Dang they don’t do birthday balloons here? Fuck my stupid chungus birthday 210
Reposted by Patches ⭐️Joe McGhost @joemcgro.com · 12/01/2026First Star Go comic!! These will run daily today through Saturday and end with a larger full color strip on Sunday. I hope you like it. 1117
Reposted by Patches ⭐️andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 05/01/2026wrote about the nwsl’s odd business decision to stop caring about soccer btvc.beehiiv.com/p/who-cares-... #nwsl #wosobtvc.beehiiv.comwho cares about soccerin nwsl leadership? no one, it seems 14292104
Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 04/01/2026NBC’s coverage of the EPL is ass. Splitting the games between USA Network, NBC, and Peacock is terrible. 100
Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Seriously considering abandoning my socials. Mainly because 1) idk what to even share anymore and 2) who gives a fuck what I gotta say or share 000
Reposted by Patches ⭐️Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 01/01/2026They gentrified the tinfoil hat 249113043256
Reposted by Patches ⭐️andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 05/12/2025Tech bros shocked that normal human beings enjoy thinking 171768390
Reposted by Patches ⭐️The One Piece Podcast @onepiecepodcast.com · 09/10/2025Protesters around the world are using the Straw Hat Pirate Jolly Roger as a symbol of freedom. We plan on doing a detailed report on this phenomenon in the coming weeks. In the meanwhile, here is an updating list of countries where the Jolly Roger has appeared: 9439179
Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Clippers never beating the absolute dogshit franchise allegations 020
Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 30/11/2025My life has beem more peaceful since deleting all dating apps and Facebook off my phone. 120
Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 26/11/2025I genuinely cannot tell if someone is blasting a ton of fireworks near me because the Lakers won or because of a completely unrelated event. 000
Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Feels weird being able to watch the Lakers for once on a random weekday. 010
Reposted by Patches ⭐️KC Lemson @kclemson.bsky.social · 25/11/2025It’s pronounced Christmas jifts 12637145
Reposted by Patches ⭐️ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 23/11/2025When Frustration Threatens Desire, by Kerry James Marshall, 1990, 📸 by @drewhallowell 41087155
Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Cowboys really saved what was a shitty sports weekend for me lol 000
Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Something to be said about LAFC players sold overseas that end up back in MLS a few years later. Rossi, Cifuentes, Atuesta, Chicho, and at one point possibly Palacios. 020
Reposted by Patches ⭐️maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 14/11/2025i can't believe i never thought to do this before 242093642
Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 13/11/2025My uncle was cleaning and gifted this to me I feel blessed 040
Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 11/11/2025I love that my neighbor always leaves his trash cans out on the sidewalk because I always throw away my trash in there LOL 020