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🇲🇽🇸🇻 Chris / Patches • 33 • HE / THEY • Sports, anime, games, rock/metal, in that order • Bucket hats & shit soccer takes • Header: @ahrilovemail.bsky.social 🍉 I’m some variation of scpatches elsewhere

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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 12h
Good evening gamers
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I was today years old when I found out Rob Schneider was on Seinfeld.
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’m seeing Chappell Roan in Oct and surprisingly I’ve seen no friends or mutuals talk about it.
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hello Matthew
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hello Bsky
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Cyndaquilism @cyndaquilism.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
🔥🔥🔥
Official TCG art of the sprite of Cyndaquil from generation 2 and some fire in the background.
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Uzbekistan has a chance to do the funniest thing ever
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Mogged by Doctor Congo
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
How I felt participating in my work’s Juneteenth event and placing 1st in trivia:
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✩MAJI✩ working on comms! @majibomber.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Tiny caged amongus...
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 17/05/2026
I’m always saying this.
KapuKapu on the menu screen of ChuChu Rocket! saying, “Internet!”
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Mylie (Softail System) @stagefatality.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch
goombella from paper mario the thousand year door, book in "hand" tattling on your ass
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I think I’m staying away from soccer spaces online for a good while. I’m sick of it, especially LAFC.
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The moment LAFC came out parking the bus the team was doomed.
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I got CC’d in a “congratulations” email from a job I quit 5 years ago for a project I barely worked on winning an award and it felt exactly like this
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Real ones remember mlsnet
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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
If mlssoccer dot com -- THE OFFICIAL LEAGUE SITE -- doesn't care enough to get the all-time leading scorer stats right, why should anywhere else?
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Hi gamers
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Malls are dying because they’re all half Funko Pops now
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Indio also clears
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maya ventura @mayawalkwith.me · 13/02/2026
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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Professor Edward Birack @nicosan1.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Boston losing means the universe wins
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It’s time to post this. Confirmed. Sam Darnold is a Super Bowl Champion. ilovecitr.us/darnold/
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Miller @milleryoho.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
What a moment.
Shot from the stands of the Bad Bunny halftime show.
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Thank goodness I wasn’t on that train 🫠
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Feels like S1 where the only Latina we had to latch onto was Stefany
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Thank you!!
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Dang they don’t do birthday balloons here? Fuck my stupid chungus birthday
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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Joe McGhost @joemcgro.com · 12/01/2026
First Star Go comic!! These will run daily today through Saturday and end with a larger full color strip on Sunday. I hope you like it.
Panel 1: Cassie and Two are walking away from a crashed escape pod.

C: Hey Two, you know where we're going, right?
T: Pretty sure I saw a port station somewhere to the West on our way down through atmo.
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Panel 2: Cassie and Two are walking in a vast field of nothing but grass.

C: Well I see a whole lot of nothing. Why'd they launch us so early anyway?
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Panel 3: Cassie looks a little disgruntled walking next to Two.

T: Probably because you kicked our shuttle captain in the head.
C: He was rude.
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Panel 4: Cassie is looking very proud of herself as Two looks down at her approvingly.

T: And TALL. Honestly, impressive kick
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
wrote about the nwsl’s odd business decision to stop caring about soccer btvc.beehiiv.com/p/who-cares-... #nwsl #woso
btvc.beehiiv.com
who cares about soccer
in nwsl leadership? no one, it seems
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Don’t think that’s correct, ESPN
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I can’t watch Liverpool because of NBC Universal’s dispute with FuboTV since the game is on USA / Telemundo. But I can watch Sunday Night Football because it’s simulcast on either NBC or Peacock. Make it make sense.
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
NBC’s coverage of the EPL is ass. Splitting the games between USA Network, NBC, and Peacock is terrible.
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Seriously considering abandoning my socials. Mainly because 1) idk what to even share anymore and 2) who gives a fuck what I gotta say or share
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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
That’s why HAVN designed the EMF-blocking beanie.
Powered by our proprietary WaveStopper™ Technology, it forms a barrier that blocks over 99% of WiFi, 5G, and Bluetooth radiation right where it matters most: your brain.
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Frame #52500 from S05 -E09 - Battle Mackerel-629267
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
This must be what hell is like
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
You are not immune to El Esnupi propaganda.
LA Kings x Snoopy bobblehead
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 05/12/2025
Tech bros shocked that normal human beings enjoy thinking
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The One Piece Podcast @onepiecepodcast.com · 09/10/2025
Protesters around the world are using the Straw Hat Pirate Jolly Roger as a symbol of freedom. We plan on doing a detailed report on this phenomenon in the coming weeks. In the meanwhile, here is an updating list of countries where the Jolly Roger has appeared:
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Clippers never beating the absolute dogshit franchise allegations
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Holy shit he’s back
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Skill issue I fear.
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
It’s been every other week in the City of LA for like the past 5 years.
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Xitter is next at this point.
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
My life has beem more peaceful since deleting all dating apps and Facebook off my phone.
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Shaq is the Samuel L. Jackson of commercials.
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Patches ⭐️ @patches.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I genuinely cannot tell if someone is blasting a ton of fireworks near me because the Lakers won or because of a completely unrelated event.
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