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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 01/11/2024

We are men of action. Lies do not become us.

A notification from my weather app telling me that the rain in Seattle is likely to continue over the next several hours. I have scratched out "hours" and replaced it with "months"

steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 01/11/2024

Anubis: [about to put my heart on the scale] Me: Come on, big money big money, no Whammies! Anubis: [sighs, tosses my heart over his shoulder into trashcan]

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 01/11/2024

Not sure how it's possible to see stories like this without going absolutely ape shit with rage. I need to take a walk

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

You may not like it, but this is what perfect use of a dog bed looks like.

Rockford, an elder gray and white Havanese, is 90% on the floor, but his right hind leg is on the edge of his dog bed.

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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

reposting this iconic @joshmlabelle.bsky.social tweet over here because it came up today

a tweet which reads “We’ve assembled 100 people with ADHD and 5 people with no soft skills to manage them, and given them a simple goal: make an impossible amount of money. We call it the games industry, and we think it’s going to work great”

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

Shoulda got my shit together and been Sleve McDichael or Bobson Dugnutt for Halloween this year

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

I feel bad for photons that travel 93 million miles from the sun and then have to bounce off your stupid face.

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Alison Burke @tiredactor.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

This might be the scariest pumpkin I’ve ever seen

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

Me: [Singing along to music] 8 year old: Dad, next time these guys come to town will you take me to their concert? Me: I'm sorry bud, Supertramp is from the 70s I don't think they tour anymore

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Fulkery Monkery @fulkery.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

Therapy? Sorry this is late stage capitalism, we solve emotional issues with fried chicken.

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

I have a joke about game development but it... wait what... awww come on! I dunno it was working on my machine.

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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

goodness heavens jaedyn shaw

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CHIPPY🌟🍉 @kalechipskid.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

EVIL GAMEDEV ADVICE: expand the scope. more items. your first game should be a 40 hour rpg. dont forget to expand the scope. don't ask for help. create a discord server. there should be 63 unique classes in your rpg. no fishing game. don't forget to expand the scope.

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

Not to be dramatic, but hugging this sheep would fix all of my problems, even the problems I don't know about

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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 08/07/2023

highway to the danger zone? please. what this city needs is free and accessible public transit to the danger zone

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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

I need Trump to have the kind of Generals who keep losing to the Harlem Globetrotters

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

You attempt to cross the street, but some malign force prevents you from moving. Again, a booming voice inside your own skull, YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 22/10/2024

None of the other parents at this Tae Kwon Do class know I'm listening to "Back 4U" by Jurassic 5 in my headphones

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 20/10/2024

By request, an isolated and HQ copy of one of the greatest calls in history OH NO

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 21/10/2024

Honestly shocked this came across my timeline from a source other than @fat4all.bsky.social who I think may instabuy this

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 20/10/2024

You reach out to pick up the delicious doughnut, but a voice rings in your head YOUR INVENTORY IS FULL and you can't quite close your hand on the treat

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 19/10/2024

None of the other parents know I'm listening to "Danger (been so long)" by Mystikal in my headphones, but only because I am exercising incredible willpower and not "Danger!"-ing outloud.

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DodgerFanLA @dodgerfanla.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

Assest_maincharacter_final_final(10-17-2024)_REAL_Final problem?

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

Game dev secret: about 90% of game dev time is spent changing the names of things that were poorly named initially

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

I was born a week late because I kept trying to reroll my stats. Obviously it didn't work out

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 17/10/2024

The devil challenged me to a fiddle contest once, too, but I didn't wanna make a big deal about it

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 15/10/2024

Game dev fact: Fill your game with weird little guys, and you can claim it is a soulslike no matter what else it's got goin on

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☢️🎃 Captain Antagonist ☢️🎃 (Halloween Name) @captantagonist.bsky.social · 12/10/2024

Just saw a genie order a Djinn and Tonic at this bar. I wish I made this up.

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 12/10/2024

Game design thought: it is bad how often video games trigger the thought, "Great, now I gotta deal with this bullshit."

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 12/10/2024

None of the other parents at this Tae Kwon Do class know I'm istening to "Why do you only call me when you're high?" by the Arctic Monkeys in my headphones.

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 11/10/2024

I love seattle, but we have got to step up our street food game. In all of the popping nightlife neighborhoods. We should be at like a constant buzz of 25% of our street festival levels. I should never be walking around hungry ever again for more than like 2 blocks

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 08/10/2024

I would like to drop this Echoes of Wisdom take that I stand by 100% so far (i do not stand by the art, but it's the best I can manage)

That guy from the meme but I gave him a crudely drawn tiara and he is saying "i know Zeldas who use swordsman mode and they're all cowards"

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 07/10/2024

Completely forgot that the Ricola guys absolutely ripped off the faeries that call Mothra. It's the exact same chant, and they deserve what they are gonna get if they use it and Mothra is around

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 06/10/2024

The professor walks into the lecture hall and begins a PowerPoint entitled "Posts That I Hate." "Please don't be mine," you think, as the professor clicks to the first slide. Dang.

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 06/10/2024

Massive investment aimed at improving airflow at indoor concert venues

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 05/10/2024

Some people think the moral lesson of Return of the Jedi has to do with redemption and Vader. Wrong. The moral lesson is that it is correct to kill and eat imperial invaders.

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 05/10/2024

When my dad was a kid, he broke his nose trying to fly like Superman. Important safety takeaway? Only pretend to be Marvel characters, kids, those DC ones are too risky.

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 05/10/2024

None of the other parents at this Tae Kwon Do class know I'm listening to "The Militia" by Gang Starr (featuring Big Shug and Freddie Foxxx) in my head phones.

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 05/10/2024

Saw a friend i hadn't seen a few years. First thought on seeing him? "His beard is as gray as mine, he must have had a second kid." I was correct.

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 05/10/2024

This has progressed to him choosing Ghidorah the Three Headed Space Monster for movie night this weekend. Parenting fucking rules sometimes, gotta admit

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 04/10/2024

Stahhhhhhhhhp! You're making me blush!!

The quality of the bowel preparation was excellent. Possibly the nicest thing a doctor has ever said to me.

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steve @pastapotamus.bsky.social · 03/10/2024

Got some misdelivered mail today. It was sent to an address in Kansas. I live in Seattle.

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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 02/10/2024

A political interview show where politicians who refuse to directly answer a yes/no question are dropped through the floor to a mute tank until they push a yes or no button to come back up.

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