Ryan G. Parsons @parsonslab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026How I look when I play football with my daughters stuffies. 010 1
Ryan G. Parsons @parsonslab.bsky.social · 15/07/2026BRB. Going to go open a Domino's in Naples. 010 1
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsMike in the Box @mike-in-the-box.bsky.social · 07/07/2026In the same interview, Moraff explained how they discovered Platner: His girlfriend found a video of Platner, so they looked up Platner's FEC data and found that he had donated to Bernie Sanders. And "that was enough information to know that we had the best prospect that we had maybe ever seen." 63420 34
Ryan G. Parsons @parsonslab.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons memestatic.klipy.comHome Office BusyAlt: GIF of a Simpsons clip where a drinking bird hits a keyboard 000 0
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Cast of Laocoön and his Sons (Roman version of a lost Greek original), 100BC-50AD 4886402143 8.6K
Ryan G. Parsons @parsonslab.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Another data point in support of horseshoe theory. 000 0
Ryan G. Parsons @parsonslab.bsky.social · 29/05/2026static.klipy.comPee-wee Herman's Bike Crash: 'I Meant To Do That'Alt: Pee-wee Herman's Bike Crash: 'I Meant To Do That' 000 0
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsSaganism @sagan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Carl Sagan, The Demon-Haunted World 220276 202
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 30/04/2026A black girl born today will have fewer reproductive and voting rights than her grandmother. 15940201557 4K
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/04/2026BALDWIN: Do you think NIH should fund less cancer research? RFK Jr: No, they should fund more, & one of the few agencies that got a raise in the budget was NCI B: That increase is less than $1m for an institute with a $7b budget. That's a .01% increase. It wouldn't even cover one additional grant 9342521194 4.3K
Ryan G. Parsons @parsonslab.bsky.social · 30/03/2026This activated a disgust memory that's been tucked away for 40 years. 000 0
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/03/2026We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Either Jimmy Kimmel can retweet President Trump’s celebration of Mueller’s death or ABC can lose its broadcasting license. by Brendan Carr 121213169 1.2K
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Wirtshausschlägerei, by Jan Miense Molenaer, 1650, 📸 by @andrewrittphoto 7923141 923
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsJudd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 05/03/2026FLASHBACK: Bezos' revamped Editorial Board really nailed this one 953683 536
Ryan G. Parsons @parsonslab.bsky.social · 02/03/2026This was a tradition my father indulged in during his retirement years. Here he is with a Blizzard standing in front of a giant Dilly bar. 000 0
Ryan G. Parsons @parsonslab.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Always great to see Sanders legitimize these nutjobs. Oh, she also ties her shoes, let's waste my valuable time asking her questions about that rather than her views of food safety or how much money she's made pushing bogus supplements. 000 0
Ryan G. Parsons @parsonslab.bsky.social · 23/02/2026When the uninvited guy shows up to the party. 000 0
Ryan G. Parsons @parsonslab.bsky.social · 15/02/2026If there's any lesson to be had from the last two months in Minnesota, it's that people will not defend their multicultural cities. 000 0
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Peasant and Nestrobber, by Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1568 101637231 1.6K
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsMN Mike @fiveman.bsky.social · 31/01/202610/10 ICE protest sign 5795142585 9.5K
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsConstantinople lab @constantinoplelab.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Our lab will be boycotting biotech vendors that have contracts with ICE (e.g., Fisher, Agilent), and telling them why. If you google “vendorname usa spending”, you can see purchases for specific depts including ICE on usaspending.gov. Please talk to your labs and email your vendors! 15532 55
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsAura Bogado @aurabogado.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Georgia Fort's is chilling, and it's being overshadowed by the equally chilling arrest of Don Lemon. A GoFundMe is being set up for Fort. In the meantime, you can support her work directly – without paying massive fundraising platform fees – through her website: www.georgiafort.com/supportgeorgiafort.comSupport Independent Journalism | GF 2520041209 2K
Ryan G. Parsons @parsonslab.bsky.social · 29/01/2026youtu.be/FdizL4on-Rc?...youtu.beLL COOL J - Going Back To Cali (Official Music Video)YouTube video by LLCoolJVEVO 000 0
Ryan G. Parsons @parsonslab.bsky.social · 28/01/2026You are responsible for the hell we have unleashed upon you. - Google 000 0
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsThomas [DARK MODE], DO 🫐 @tom.medsky.social · 27/01/2026Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome. 913188366199 18.8K
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 27/01/2026One armed goon loses his shit at an observer who's backing up, and then several more armed goons tackle the observer to the ground, and then even more armed goons form a protective shield around the armed goons handcuffing the observer for hurting an armed goon's feelings. This can't be "reformed" 27059262326 5.9K
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsDimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now 626234907709 23.5K
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsDimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage. 13856004818625 60K
Ryan G. Parsons @parsonslab.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Paraphrasing George Carlin, Vance and his ilk think the primary function of women is to serve as a broodmare for the state. 020 2
Ryan G. Parsons @parsonslab.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Of course the Nazi cosplayer throws like a complete putz. 010 1
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsGhostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 09/01/2026The rage that has to exist in the average Minnesotan to watch someone stuck on an icy hill and STAND BY AND TAUNT THEM 1254395942 4.4K
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsAlex Shephard @alexshephard.bsky.social · 07/01/2026"Renee was one of the kindest people I’ve ever known,” her mother said. “She was extremely compassionate. She’s taken care of people all her life. She was loving, forgiving and affectionate. She was an amazing human being.” www.startribune.com/she-was-an-a...startribune.com‘She was an amazing human being:’ Mother identifies woman shot, killed by ICE agentRenee Nicole Good, 37, lived in the Twin Cities with her partner. 17769542967 7K
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsDavid Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 07/01/2026We are the shithole nation. From Caracas to Greenland to Minneapolis, we are the problem in the world, we are the source of the tragedy, we are the affront to all human dignity. This is the United States now. We are the evil. 351170353 1.2K
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/12/2025The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5 5573558918055 35.6K
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsAna Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 22/12/2025So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps. 538265147843 26.5K
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsPopular Science @popsci.com · 18/12/2025The name "Popular Science" doesn't mean we shift our coverage depending on public opinion. It means we cover relevant subjects that are rigorously researched, reliable, and grounded in reality. And trans lives are grounded in reality. We see y'all. No matter what. www.popsci.com/science/tran...popsci.comFirst-of-a-kind study shows encouraging data for trans kids who socially transitionNinety-four percent of participants in a new study stood firm in their trans identity after five years, and "detransitioning" is rare. 142176576705 17.7K
Ryan G. Parsons @parsonslab.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I'm sure it'll get much cheaper once we can buy our healthcare on Temu. 020 2
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsCatherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Masked men wearing ICE vests—but who refused to present a warrant or identify themselves—roped off a construction site, trapping two men on a roof for hours in subzero temps. Protesters gathered. Masked men eventually left, and one man on the roof was taken away by ambulance kstp.com/kstp-news/to... 12743111921 4.3K
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsSenator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 06/12/2025My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away. 1118180368466 18K
Reposted by Ryan G. Parsonskottke.org @kottke.org · 05/12/2025Two of the most famous screeches in music history are from House of Pain’s Jump Around and Cypress Hill’s Insane in the Brain. Which one of them was sampled from a horse (and not Prince)? [kottke.org]kottke.orgWhere Did These Famous Hip Hop Screeches Come From?Two of the most famous screeches in music history are from House of Pain’s Jump Around and Cypress Hill’s Insane in the Brain — you likely heard both of them in your mind just reading the names of the songs. This short 0248 24
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 05/12/2025February 2022 www.wheresyoured.at/mark-zuckerb... 301376210 1.4K
Ryan G. Parsons @parsonslab.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Can't wait to see the next bird-brained idea he cooks up and how many billions of dollars it loses. 010 1
Ryan G. Parsons @parsonslab.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Near Minot there are dozens and dozens of intercontinental ballistic missile silos. It is also the host of Norsk Hostfest, the largest festival in the country celebrating Scandinavian culture. Uff da. 010 1
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsMax Kozlov @maxkozlov.bsky.social · 13/11/2025In a video, Norton confirms the news and says: "I strongly suspect it is because I have been speaking up in my personal capacity about the harms I have been witnessing inside the NIH. Putting me on admin leave was designed to scare and silence me. I will not stop speaking out," she says.tiktok.comI guess I am hitting a nerve, because they just put me on admin leave. TikTok video by Jenna 112228 122
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 13/11/2025We are invited to assume that the New York Times did not know what Epstein was telling Landon Thomas about Trump. I decline to extend that charity. If Epstein wanted the NYT to write about it, he should have made it about a Democrat and gotten a white nationalist hacker to leak it to them. 141898332 1.9K
Reposted by Ryan G. ParsonsJohn Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Every element of this is comedic perfection. 56893207 893
