Reposted by Ms ParsnipBladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Suella Braverman too proud for benefits... Went to university for free Studied in Europe using the heavily subsidised Erasmus program Claimed ALL her rent, energy, council tax bills for at least 5 years Millions of pounds in expenses claims She just doesn't call them benefits 45902387 902
Reposted by Ms ParsnipUrs. Dog servant extraordinaire @ursh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This. How clever. How to sum up a divided country in a single poem. 185 8
Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Yesterday my friend said you remind me of Kim Wilde, today my middle girl said Mum you look like an old popstar, I said - kim Wilde ? she said no it’s a man, Brian May from Queen - bubble burst 16800 80
Reposted by Ms ParsnipEsheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 04/02/2026The silence is deafening… 418758 187
Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 26/05/2026@stopfordianneil.bsky.socialmedia.tenor.coma bunch of smiley faces wearing party hats and blowing whistles are flying around a cat .ALT: a bunch of smiley faces wearing party hats and blowing whistles are flying around a cat . 160 6
Reposted by Ms ParsnipGillian Martin @gillmartin.bsky.social · 25/05/2026A boy threw a chair in a shopping centre & will serve 4 months in a young offenders inst. 3 boys rape 2 girls,& walked free. 1 court prioritised damaged furniture & risk to the public. Another prioritised the futures of boys over justice for girls (both suffering lifelong harm). That's misogyny. 49829 98
Reposted by Ms Parsnipmimij9.bsky.social @mimij9.bsky.social · 28/04/2026When Reform U.K. Ltd run Councils. 8245136 245
Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I bought a pair of beautiful plum shoes 2 yrs ago and have never a found a dress to match until this week - it’s the simple things that make me happy *twirls* 7461 46
Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Every time I go back to London for any length of time I want to move back - it’s such a fantastic city - with so many interesting things to do, food to eat, friendly, funny people & amazing buildings - I just need a windfall 7210 21
Reposted by Ms ParsnipRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia 227201135664 20.1K
Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 08/03/2026thank you everyone for the birthday wishes, I really appreciate your kindness x 8220 22
Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 08/03/2026My 60th birthday today, grateful to be healthy and happy and surrounded by love 681160 116
Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 26/02/2026I knew someone who had a racing snail. One day he removed its shell, hoping it would go faster - but instead it made it more sluggish. 147611 76
Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Little Sid was diagnosed with a tumour on his testicle last year so hasn’t been to the groomers whilst having medication. He went today and looks like he’s spent a year in rehab - he’s 17 in June 10342 34
Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 12/02/2026there’s a dog adventure play park called Center Barks, genius ! 4241 24
Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 26/01/2026watched The history of sound yesterday and loved it - anyone seen it ? 150 5
Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Bake off is all set to increase its viewing figures by all the middle aged men lusting after Nigella - good move :) 17380 38
Reposted by Ms ParsnipJames O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 22/01/2026‘Terrible things are happening outside… Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared. Women return… to find their families gone.’ Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comICE detains five-year-old Minnesota boy arriving home, say school officialsSuperintendent says Liam Ramos and his father were taken into custody while in their driveway and sent to Texas 27165573292 6.6K
Reposted by Ms ParsnipZack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Reform losing. Green Party gaining. Country winning. Fight back with us: Join.greenparty.org.uk 391986413 2K
Reposted by Ms ParsnipAlex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Let's not blow this out of proportion. It was just an admin error. Two admin errors. A few admin errors. Seventeen admin errors worth £380,000. 1021097429 1.1K
Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 18/01/20262016 Life hasn’t changed much, still single, kids have all left home, still self employed and little Sid is almost 17 2371 37
Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 16/01/2026We brought little Lenny home - 4yrs today - how could you not 15871 87
Reposted by Ms ParsnipToby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 16/01/2026if Nigel Farage is lazy enough to record a message for paedophile Ian Watkins in exchange for money, what else might he do for money without thinking too hard 762016589 2K