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Ms Parsnip

@parsnip45.bsky.social
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Professional child wrangler, unprofessional dog walker, southern defector to Yorkshire - mum of 3 grown ups.

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Suella Braverman too proud for benefits... Went to university for free Studied in Europe using the heavily subsidised Erasmus program Claimed ALL her rent, energy, council tax bills for at least 5 years Millions of pounds in expenses claims She just doesn't call them benefits
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the cutest boy
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nunnington Hall today
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Urs. Dog servant extraordinaire @ursh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This. How clever. How to sum up a divided country in a single poem.
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
enjoying glorious France
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bordeaux
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yesterday my friend said you remind me of Kim Wilde, today my middle girl said Mum you look like an old popstar, I said - kim Wilde ? she said no it’s a man, Brian May from Queen - bubble burst
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
beautiful Santorink
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Best buddies
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
thanks everyone :))
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
The silence is deafening…
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@stopfordianneil.bsky.social
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a bunch of smiley faces wearing party hats and blowing whistles are flying around a cat .
ALT: a bunch of smiley faces wearing party hats and blowing whistles are flying around a cat .
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Gillian Martin @gillmartin.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A boy threw a chair in a shopping centre & will serve 4 months in a young offenders inst. 3 boys rape 2 girls,& walked free. 1 court prioritised damaged furniture & risk to the public. Another prioritised the futures of boys over justice for girls (both suffering lifelong harm). That's misogyny.
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
who could say no ?
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The pride
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
the focus :)
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mimij9.bsky.social @mimij9.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
When Reform U.K. Ltd run Councils.
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Beautiful York in the sunshine
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I bought a pair of beautiful plum shoes 2 yrs ago and have never a found a dress to match until this week - it’s the simple things that make me happy *twirls*
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Lenny
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Every time I go back to London for any length of time I want to move back - it’s such a fantastic city - with so many interesting things to do, food to eat, friendly, funny people & amazing buildings - I just need a windfall
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
She’s in !!
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
York art gallery
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
thank you everyone for the birthday wishes, I really appreciate your kindness x
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
My 60th birthday today, grateful to be healthy and happy and surrounded by love
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I knew someone who had a racing snail. One day he removed its shell, hoping it would go faster - but instead it made it more sluggish.
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Happy friday
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Little Sid was diagnosed with a tumour on his testicle last year so hasn’t been to the groomers whilst having medication. He went today and looks like he’s spent a year in rehab - he’s 17 in June
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
No idea why i’m single
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Valentines nails
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
there’s a dog adventure play park called Center Barks, genius !
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
eye on the prize
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
👇👇👇👇
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
watched The history of sound yesterday and loved it - anyone seen it ?
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Bake off is all set to increase its viewing figures by all the middle aged men lusting after Nigella - good move :)
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
‘Terrible things are happening outside… Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared. Women return… to find their families gone.’ Anne Frank, The Diary of a Young Girl. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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ICE detains five-year-old Minnesota boy arriving home, say school officials
Superintendent says Liam Ramos and his father were taken into custody while in their driveway and sent to Texas
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Reform losing. Green Party gaining. Country winning. Fight back with us: Join.greenparty.org.uk
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Let's not blow this out of proportion. It was just an admin error. Two admin errors. A few admin errors. Seventeen admin errors worth £380,000.
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Where’s Neil ?
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
2016 Life hasn’t changed much, still single, kids have all left home, still self employed and little Sid is almost 17
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Ms Parsnip @parsnip45.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
We brought little Lenny home - 4yrs today - how could you not
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
if Nigel Farage is lazy enough to record a message for paedophile Ian Watkins in exchange for money, what else might he do for money without thinking too hard
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