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Aaron Faanes

@parsegrapher.bsky.social
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Millennial software engineer in Pasadena, CA. I write a lot about politics, Epstein and stuff when I find new details about that, and I like sharing references to shows, history, etc. I also can ramble a bit about software development. he/him

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Aaron Faanes @parsegrapher.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Bluesky appears to have entered some atypical rhythm this weekend.
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Aaron Faanes @parsegrapher.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Look at this ridiculous price history for a pretty regular 1TB Samsung SATA SSD. Not even an NVMe or huge capacity or anything. Literally went 5x in the past ~3 months to nearly $500. They're all like this.
Price history over 1yr. Price is $75-100 until ~March-April, where it jumped in price to $300. June price jumped again to where it's listed at $500
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Vikram Bath @vikrambath.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
“Jeff thinks the beans need to take turns lmao” is a load-bearing tweet. I’m not saying it needs to be taught in schools, but I wouldn’t exactly oppose it
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The low-hanging fruit is Blanche and maybe half a dozen others involved with the "fund." You campaign on putting them in prison, no one will stop you. "Intent to defraud," "two billion of your money to insurrectionists, crooks..." No one dares. That's how you get people used to the idea.
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soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 02/06/2026
polaroid sounds like a slur for antarcticans
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Trump just named Bill Pulte the Acting Director of National Intelligence to replace Tulsi Gabbard. Pulte is a real estate developer whose grandfather is in the Epstein files for facilitating the laundering of Russian money to Donald Trump through a real estate deal apparently brokered by Epstein.
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Aaron Faanes @parsegrapher.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Kenyan High Court blocks US quarantine site AJE: "The court extended conservatory orders stopping the establishment of any Ebola quarantine, isolation or treatment facility in Kenya and barred the admission of individuals exposed to the virus." 2 people died in protests, too.
aljazeera.com
High Court orders Kenya government to release details of Ebola facility
Hundreds of people took to the streets in the central Kenyan town of Nanyuki to protest against the planned site.
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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 02/06/2026
#OtD 2 Jun 1863 the Combahee River raid took place, Harriet Tubman led 150 Black Union soldiers. The only woman-led military operation during the American civil war. 750 slaves were freed and the estates of several slaveowners were looted and burned stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/9200...
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 02/06/2026
ICE flights. Monday, June 1, 2026. At least 68 ICE flights on 24 charter planes, at least 12 removal flights to Mexico (3), Guatemala (2), Dominican Republic (2), one each to Ecuador, El Salvador, Honduras, Peru, and Venezuela.
An ADSBx map of North and South America showing 24 planes doing dozens of flights branching out from Louisiana and Texas toward northern cities (round-up flights), Central and South America (removal flights), and going between ICE detention hubs (shuffle flights).
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 02/06/2026
said this in a work email last week and, uh, shared my views with one of my groupchats.
my list of most likely affected products in north america if this goes on for another 2 months:
1. non-natgas fuels [higher cuts like gasoline and propane first]; propane is starting to show shortage here in NA, developing asia is basically turbofucked already due to heavy use of lpg as cooknig fuel. SPRs will be basically empty by september or so.
2. lubricants (round half of global motor oil was made in the gulf)
3. aluminum (price soaring, gulf was 10% of global aluminum)
4. ammonia/fertilizer (already in critical shortage, GCC was 1/3rd global urea supply). given weather (el nino), this years harvest is gonna suck.
5. plastics, particularly naptha-derived plastics (polyethylene and polypropylene are the two most common plastics, like half the market, and they are both from naptha) - my concern now is food packaging, i've got supply chain guys wondering where they're gonna get salad bags. lot of stuff will be moving to paper soon.
6. sulfur. basically all electrical metals refining (copper, cobalt, etc) requires this. GCC was half.
7. methanol; china uses a TON of this for all their olefin/alkene manufacturing processes, third of that is gone (think PET water bottles, polyester clothes...)
8. helium; essential for MRI operations and chip manufacturing, TSMC says they have enough to get through the summer. bout a third was supplied by qatar and it all got blowed up.
9. petcoke, but they're substituting with coal coke for now. this is dumb and bad for the machines but short-term fine.

Can't print molecules.
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ElizabethC 💙🐸 @econklin44.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
At his 2013 beauty pageant in Moscow Trump vainly sought a meeting w/ Putin. Ever since, he has expressed admiration with him, & as POTUS has consistently shown admiration for him. Putin would have been insane to not exploit this valuable relationship. #ProudBlue www.politico.com/magazine/sto...
politico.com
All of Trump’s Ties to Russia, in 7 Charts
A visual guide to the many links between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin’s Russia.
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Maggie Wiggin @maggie162.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My god, Octavia Butler, just miss ONCE
 Page from a book saying:

From EARTHSEED: THE BOOKS OF THE LIVING
Choose your Leaders with wisdom and forethought.
To be led by a coward is to be controlled
by all that the coward fears.
To be led by a fool is to be led
by the opportunists who control the fool.
To be led by a thief is to offer up your most precious treasures to be stolen.
To be led by a liar
is to ask to be told lies.
To be led by a tyrant is to sell yourself and those you love into slavery.
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Anna Anne Anthropy @cyborgurl.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
guys i just found out about the "sheepy jumping spider" look at them LOOK
A sheepy jumping spider covered in a puffy, cloudlike layer of white fluff.
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shanley @shanley.com · 01/06/2026
shanley.com
The Real Reason Peter Thiel is in Argentina — Shanley
Much hysterical nonsense has been written about Peter Thiel "fleeing" to Argentina to "escape" "nuclear Armageddon" "rogue AI" the "anti-christ," "the failing Trump administration", the "billionaire w...
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Harry Dunn @libradunn1.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Fighting back doesn't always result in a win, but not fighting back will always guarantee a loss - Me www.ms.now/katy-tur/watch/trump-plans-to-drop-anti-weaponization-fund-2502070851520
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Trump plans to drop 'anti-weaponization' fund
President Trump plans to drop the $1.776 billion "anti-weaponization" fund, a senior administration official confirms. Opinion Columnist for The New York Times David French, U.S. National Editor for t...
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Ma Carol @caroodles.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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open.substack.com
Prison Staff Wiped Footage Camera Footage Containing Jeffrey Epstein's Alleged July 23, 2019 Suicide Attempt
According to interviews with OIG and FBI the prison electronics technician took actions he knew would delete footage and informed prison staff of the consequences
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Africa Center for Strategic Studies @africacenter.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The ability of armed groups to strike across Mali—including the capital city—underscores persistent and interlinked security gaps: distrust of the military by rural communities, weak intelligence, and limited rapid response capability. 1/2
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Rachel Larris @rachellarris.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
A modern course for navigating modernity would be a lesson where a class watched video clips of known liars and discuss performance, impact at time, and their modern perception of lying in public life.
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Aaron Faanes @parsegrapher.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
[sitting you down]: you know God's a dude, right? he's just like you and me, except he's real strong and invincible like brad pitt was when he played that badass in troy. He big-banged the universe into existence. he's kinda like thanos, really nowadays you can text his son
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
"some human beings are naturally and rightfully superior to other human beings"; that's racism and misogyny both. it's the same ideology. it's the same idea.
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Aaron Faanes @parsegrapher.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I don't think I've ever heard anyone say "anti-Islamic" The "-phobic" term is much weaker by comparison. In a way, it begs the question "Isn't everyone a little afraid of that?" e.g. arachnophobia, phobia of heights, etc.
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Aaron Faanes @parsegrapher.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
As an aside, the "Antisemitic" adjective is an interesting contrast to the oft-used "Islamophobic" which ostensibly serve the same purpose, one directed towards Jews and one directed towards Muslims. But "anti-" implies opposition, whereas "-phobic" implies fear.
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Aaron Faanes @parsegrapher.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Good article here with a lot of depth.
substack.com
For Love of the Jews
You have an enemy within
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Aaron Faanes @parsegrapher.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It takes REAL COURAGE for A STAUNCH CONSERVATIVE to show up on Rupert Murdoch's FOX NEWS.
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Aaron Faanes @parsegrapher.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Good background here on what Talarico's actually said, since the right's gonna make a fuss of it. Made a thread of it: 🧵
them.us
The Right Is Attacking James Talarico for His Support of Trans Rights
The Democratic senatorial candidate presents a sharp contrast to his Republican opponent, Attorney General Ken Paxton.
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Aaron Faanes @parsegrapher.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
random PSA: former North Dakota Gov. Doug Burgum is a tech multi-millionaire (his exact net worth is hard to pin down b/c of trusts, 2003 divorce, giving) In 2024, "Burgum effectively bought his way onto the first two debate stages", sending $20 gift cards to everyone who donated at least a dollar.
Interior Secretary Doug Burgum holding a big poster that says "Gulf of America" where the Gulf of Mexico is.
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Aaron Faanes @parsegrapher.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
*violent pinging* THIS GUY IS A TANK. DO NOT DPS THE TANK. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. FOCUS ON THEIR HEALERS, NOT THE DUDE WITH A GAZILLION HP AND DEFENSIVES. DO NOT TUNNEL HIM. HE TAKES NO DAMAGE.
NEC Director and off-tank Kevin Hassett
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Freedom of the Press Foundation @freedom.press · 31/05/2026
Lawmakers must reject VPN bans to ensure that U.S. journalists can rely on this important privacy tool, and that all Americans remain free to access information online. Now is not the time to outlaw resources that can keep our freedoms secure.
freedom.press
How journalists rely on VPNs to protect press freedom
Recent attempts to ban VPNs to stop users from evading age-verification laws are a growing threat to journalism
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TK (Takashi DY) Kozai @bioniclab.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
🪼 Your tax dollars paid a scientist to squeeze jellyfish through cheesecloth. Osamu Shimomura processed tens of thousands on an NSF grant to understand why they glow. He found a protein that glowed green under UV light. Called it "green protein." Nobody cared. For decades.
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Aaron Faanes @parsegrapher.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
emit the petulant screed
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cee @cee.wtf · 30/05/2026
hahaha the variations of viable Guys that the system creates now is so diverse i love every one of them
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Aaron Faanes @parsegrapher.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
AJE: [Egyptian intelligence official] described contacts between the parties as intense, saying Cairo was racing to arrange negotiations before the end of the week in order to prevent all-out war in Gaza.
aljazeera.com
Egypt warns Israel that dangerous Gaza escalations threaten ceasefire
Egypt races to salvage Gaza ceasefire as Israeli attacks and displacement threats push deal to the brink of collapse.
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Aaron Faanes @parsegrapher.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
change this to say in same font:

may - 2026
ken paxton is master of texas
only james talarico stands before him
girlfriends are now women
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Aaron Faanes @parsegrapher.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Yeah Claude, allow xargs this session. It's Friday after all
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 29/05/2026
NEW: A group of activists have built an awesome new tool to help immigration attorneys and the general public know when an ICE flight is headed to their area. gillianbrockell.com/habeas-fligh...
gillianbrockell.com
Habeas Flight Watch: New tool helps track ICE flights to your city
Activists have been quietly piloting a live map of ICE flights to help immigration attorneys with habeas filings. Now they say it's ready for everyone to use.
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Matías Vernengo @nakedkeynes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This the chart I use in my first class of the history of economics. The Smith/Ricardo/Marx vs Bentham/Mill/Marshall or social conflict vs rationalist/utilitarian traditions. I teach this course less than I would like
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Mohamed A. El-Erian @elerianm.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Overall, this morning's US data releases are broadly consistent with consensus forecasts (please see prior post), featuring slightly cooler monthly PCE inflation at both the core and headline levels, stronger durable goods orders, and a downward revision to Q1 GDP. While weekly initial jobless...
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
1. Lead Left, a super PAC created on 4/24, purports to stand "against MAGA extremists." It has spent $3M+ in Democratic primaries. But it's funders and motivations have been secret. Until now. It's a GOP dirty tricks operation. 🧵
popular.info
A GOP dirty tricks operation, exposed
Following the breadcrumbs from a “progressive” super PAC to a powerful Republican operative
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Mood
A limp, wet American flag hanging from a White House construction crane against a gloomy sky
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
lolll I can already see the fight arena from here, it’s massive What are we calling it, the Blunderdome?
View from near the African American history museum toward the White House where it looks like there’s a roller coaster
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Aaron Faanes @parsegrapher.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
In Cassidy Hutchinson's book, "Enough", you get a glimpse of just how serious they take these tweets. tbf this was on J6 (when she was in the admin), but his tweets are deadly serious form of communication, drafted and revised by staffers, approved by POTUS, etc. There's nothing ad hoc about them:
“Cass,” he says, shoving a blank chief of staff note card and one of his pens in my hand, “write this down for me. We’re drafting a tweet for the boss.”

Hands shaking, I scratch the pen across the note card as Mark begins, “Anyone who entered the Capitol illegally—” “Add ‘and without proper authority,’” Eric Herschmann says.
“—should leave immediately,” Mark continues.

Mark plucks the note card from my hands almost before I finish writing, and the group rushes to the Oval dining room. He and the lawyers are still in the dining room when I receive another Twitter notification. The president has tweeted: “No violence! Remember, WE are the party of Law & Order – respect the Law and our great men and women in Blue. Thank you!”

Mark returns, this time on his own, and tosses the note card on my desk. I notice that “illegally” is crossed out.

“No action necessary,” he informs me. His tone hints at defeat. He retreats to his office and shuts the door. Every fifteen minutes or so he heads to the Oval dining room and then comes back. People are in and out of his office. I check in with Mark’s detail leader, to make sure he’s always wherever Mark is.
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Rep. Frank Pallone @pallone.house.gov · 26/05/2026
Trump’s DHS can deny it all they want, but we know what we saw in Delaney Hall yesterday. There’s a hunger strike because conditions are awful.
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Aaron Faanes @parsegrapher.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
"bluesky is a bubble" duh
The Earth's atmosphere, as seen from space. A close-in shot of the Earth from space, showing thick clouds on the surface and just a hint of the Earth's curvature. The atmosphere can be seen in relief, as a gradient of light blue to black, with the darkness of space above it.
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Aaron Faanes @parsegrapher.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Look at WaPo's front page unironically talking about Iran joining the Abraham Accords. I just cant
Washington Post front page top story:

Title: As new Iran deal faces sharp criticism, Trump seeks to widen Abraham Accords

Subtitle: Republicans in Congress warned against making concessions to Iran in an emerging deal to end the war, while President Donald Trump suggested Iran could join the Abraham Accords, a set of treaties that aim to normalize relations with Israel.
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stephanie roberts (all lowercase) @ringtales.blacksky.app · 25/05/2026
you did not "write" 200 books with Claude. you collect and sell 200 Ai constructed things. just as people who commission art are not the artist even if they have set all the parameters of what they wanted for an outcome or sell it subsequently
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Alexia @thealexiaelise.com · 24/05/2026
Here’s how.
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Aaron Faanes @parsegrapher.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Listened to Art Berman, a geologist/oil guy, talk about Iran crisis. He compared the blunder to "Napoleon's invasion of Russia" but also unprecedented b/c of global implications. And also said his base case is that the Strait never re-opens; it's "irreversible".
Graph comparing Sulfur content (sweet is low, sour is high) to API Gravity  (low is "heavy", high is "light")

US oil is sweet and light (gasoline, not good for diesel)

Middle East oil is medium in both sulfur and API gravity (along with Brazil and Russian Urals)

Venezuela and Canada is sour and heavy; harder to refine.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
How did I only just discover that Don Jr is marrying the daughter of a prominent Epstein enabler? Her late dad, a banker, wrote Epstein a reference letter calling him "a gentleman of the highest integrity" to help get him tax breaks &… his island. Can’t make this stuff up.
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Aaron Faanes @parsegrapher.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Democratic Caucus (212)
Congressional Progressive Caucus: 64 seats
NDC and CPC: 30 seats
New Democrat Coalition: 77 seats
BDC and NDC: 6 seats
Blue Dog Coalition: 4 seats
Other Democrats: 31 seats

Vacant (5)

Republican Conference (218)
Other Republicans: 2 seats
Republican Governance Group: 21 seats
RGG and RSC: 25 seats
Republican Study Committee: 138 seats
RSC and Freedom Caucus: 25 seats
Freedom Caucus: 9 seats
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Aaron Faanes @parsegrapher.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
an english-speaking country getting it together this decade, challenge impossible
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