Reposted by ParallelPotatoesShen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 16/04/2026a lot of people don't know this, but your library card actually gives you access to a underground tunnel network of strange architecture and unclear purpose 402110330
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 27/02/2026So my date didn’t go great a few weeks ago and my biggest regret is I brought them homemade soup but Im not getting my thermos back 000
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 08/01/2026This was me with my sister as a kid, except instead of smugness I had a look of genuine confusion when saying “Im not doing anything!” 010
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Im gonna attempt to read 25+ books this year 090
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 24/12/2025One good deed always sparks another #Klaus 000
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 03/12/2025People may accuse me of being annoyingly positive but frankly I still think that’s far better than being annoyingly negative 010
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 14/11/2025A friend and I have gotten into the habit of calling each other every night to read a recipe at each other. At the same time. I love goofy bits with my friends 000
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 10/11/2025This is a PSA for all the people like me who don’t think they’re a good person for X reason: you don’t NEED to be a perfect person. You can make mistakes, mess up, and do/say shitty things. The important thing is keeping an open mind, and being willing to apologize and change when you do sucky stuff 000
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 09/11/2025I bought spirit island game on steam so that I can find people to play with using quick play. No one uses quick play. I cry 020
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 25/10/2025The best part of taking a step back from hobby communities is it’s easier to distance yourself from the hobby drama 020
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 09/10/2025I hope yall are having a wonderful day, because I certainly am right now 000
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I really wish @dropout.tv would post the recipes used on the gastronaut show 001
Reposted by ParallelPotatoesAwhRyan @awhryan.bsky.social · 06/08/2025I hate how this post comes back and goes viral every couple months when it's such obvious misinformation. Like if your voicemail is still working, you can call 911. 311
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 14/07/2025God it’s fucked up how Ive been dragged into the stupid horse game AND IM ACTUALLY HAVING FUN 000
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Bad news everyone. Ive been diagnosed with bigbuttitis. Please pray for me on my healing journey 120
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Me: Wow these cooking show contestants are doing terribly Also me: Messed up making mashed potatoes today 020
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 27/06/2025I’m mad. I’m watching a cooking competition where the judges are doing a blind taste test where they don’t see the dishes. AND THE CONTESTANTS ARE MAKING DISHES WHERE PRESENTATION IS A KEY PART OF THE DISH! THAT THE JUDGES WONT SEE! screaming 000
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 17/06/2025I think there needs to be a version of “Hellfire” from Hunchback of Notre Dame but Frollo sings about the temptations of cheese instead of Esmerelda. And I’d be Frollo in this version. 000
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 06/06/2025I think that life would be better if all bathroom stalls were installed with a “That was easy” button 120
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 15/05/2025I think ears and nostrils should have tongues. Without tastebuds, of course. I just think our lives would be heightened by every orifice having a controllable muscle 010
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Hello people of Bluesky I hope you’re having a wonderful day 010
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Hi my name is ParallelPotatoes, Im up past my bedtime, AMA 010
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 23/04/2025I’ve been becoming increasingly tempted to emigrate but idk. It’s a big and expensive life decision. 000
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Sometimes I listen to “Somewhere over the rainbow” and just cry about ityoutu.beJudy Garland - 'Over The Rainbow' Live (Ultra-Rare)YouTube video by AntinousIsGod1 010
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 18/03/2025They call me the sneezer but I don’t even sneeze 😔 010
Reposted by ParallelPotatoesMetaphysician @metaphysician.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Algorithms will be the death of us. Math was a mistake. 191
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Really hoping Musk and Trump don’t axe my job 010
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 20/02/2025To the people reading this, I hope you’re doing okay. I care about you. 020
Reposted by ParallelPotatoesMetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 29/01/2025GREAT FISH SWEEP 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥 021
Reposted by ParallelPotatoesWander @wanderbot.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Citizen Sleeper was one of my favorite games of 2022 and easily one of my favorites ever made, so Chelle & I are going to finally stream through the full game! Hopefully we'll be able to cruise through it before the sequel launches on Jan 31st! youtube.com/live/2MEH5wy...youtube.comMasterpiece Sci-Fi Digital TTRPG - Citizen SleeperYouTube video by Wanderbots 1538
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Are you a library lad or a bookstore bro? 000
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 15/01/2025I think I would be happier if I was a frog chilling on a leaf 020
Reposted by ParallelPotatoesDefinitely Not Ignota @cordycepsignota.bsky.social · 12/01/2025as long as you are alive there is hope btw. 02312
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 06/01/2025How do y’all even maintain friendships as an adult? I barely have the energy to talk to one person on a regular basis, much less multiple people. I feel like it’s so easy to just not reach out and get left behind 140
Reposted by ParallelPotatoeswink @winkwonkboi.bsky.social · 04/01/2025me when i do smth: 😃 me when i have to do smth: 😡 041
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Would you still love me if I was a hobbit and was recruited on a quest by a wizard named Gandalf? 100
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 03/01/2025I got some sick d&d character art from @ironshears.bsky.social!!! Im so excited! 170
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 29/12/2024scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8271 An evil, terrible, fucked up fish I wrote for @metalravioli.bsky.social!!!scp-wiki.wikidot.comSCP-8271 - SCP FoundationThe SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment. 051
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Merry art exchange! My gifter COOKED scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.com/gift-4-potat...scp-sandbox-3.wikidot.comGift For ParallelPotatoes 2k24 - SCP Sandbox III 000
ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 24/12/2024I always find it funny when people block me on here. What have I ever done to you? Posted about board games one too many times? 120
