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MetalRavioli

@metalravioli.bsky.social
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Professional fish enthusiast, SCP Wiki Staff she/they scp-wiki.wikidot.com/metalravioli-s…

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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Only took like 5 years but the first skip i wrote on the site has reached +100 upvotes!! I’m so happy with this milestone. Thanks all for reading and can’t wait to do more with Shadow in the future!
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Come to Site-225 where you’ll be convinced to go to THE POND! THE POND GO TO THE POND NOW NOW NOW FISH IN THE POND! GO NOW CATCH THE FISH GO FISH IN MY POND NOW! SCP-9952 - “FISH IN MY POND!!!” by me and TopDownUnder is out now for SPORTSCON! scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9952
Researcher Tiffany Ortega stands on a boat, holding a Lake sturgeon. She dorns an orange lifejacket and a neon hardhat. Over the horizon is vast, open ocean, with land visible far in the background.
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
caine shot dead in the bronx
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The SCP Foundation 🏳️‍⚧️ @scpwiki.com · 08/02/2026
⭐️ Featured Article ⭐️ Greg the small corvid drives the Foundation absolutely insane by playing hide and seek and causing tens of thousands of dollars in damages! SCP-9386 ⁠- Greg, Hide and Seek World Champion. Written by MetalRavioli scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9386
A photograph of a corvid standing on a gravel path and looking straight at the camera. To it's left is a patch of uncut grass. At the top of the photo is the text "Greg, hide and seek world champion."
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
“SCP-9386 is considered to be anomalously skilled at hide and seek, as it has proven capable of concealing its location within Site-3 from Foundation personnel for up to four weeks.” SCP-9386 - Greg, Hide and Seek World Champion is out for reading! scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9386
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
🔥🔥🔥
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battlecruiser12 @battlecruiser12.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/9000contestb...
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
never fucking watch nukie. i hate this stupid fucking movie so much it’s the worst experience i have ever had ever. i have never cried out of sheer AGONY from a movie before but nukie changed this. do not make the same mistake i did
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Tao McCawley @taomccawley.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I need to ask all my SCP people for assistance. There's a seller who took SCP-5392 and published it on Amazon and is selling it for 3$ with an AI cover where they misspelled 'the'. I have filled out a form to report infringement. I'm asking folks to report (see pic) > Other > Plagiarism.
A screenshot of an amazon listing for SCP-5392: The Voyage of the Tachyon Express - Kindle edition. The cover is an AI image where the second 'The' in 'The Voyage of th' Tachyon express is missing the letter e.
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
there are people on this planet i would kill to be friends with shoebill storks
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
scp author goes to beach, shenanigans ensue
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
SCP Fishcord sidechat has been created, if you like fish AND SCP then this is the sidechat for you perhaps discord.gg/35RknVJf9d
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Join the FISCP(H) Discord Server!
Check out the FISCP(H) community on Discord - hang out with 7 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
DOOMED YURI??? IN *MY* STAR WARS???
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
A vision has come to me, writing fucked up place scp, the path is clear
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 10/04/2025
forgot this was coming in my TLOU rewatch. this is the funniest frame in television history
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
HAPPY THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
"By definition our goal as the Foundation is to protect not only the citizens of the world but the anomalies we contain. Protecting them from suffering under our wing as the public would if they were to be free." Site-225 dossier has been posted to the wiki! scp-wiki.wikidot.com/secure-facil...
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The neverending conflict on whether to write silly funny dude scp or fucked up guy scp
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Dr Leonerd @drleonerdscp.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Hey guys. Recently updated an old article of mine - SCP-7254, "Trepanning For Dummies". Always felt it was one of my more underrated ones, would appreciate some more eyes on it :D scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7254
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SCP-7254 - SCP Foundation
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
what if scp-173 was a gayass twink and instead of snapping your neck he gave you a little smooch
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JC @jamescurcio.com · 12/02/2025
"Fraud waste and abuse"
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
GREAT FISH SWEEP 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
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The SCP Foundation 🏳️‍⚧️ @scpwiki.com · 26/01/2025
Heya, kids! Let's write about some stuff a bunch of dead people wrote! It's time for PUBLIC DOMAIN CON, the wiki's first team contest of the year! Be there or bad things will happen, haha! scpwiki.com/pdcontest2025 (Art made by @anafabulaic on Twitter.)
A monochrome rubberhose-style banner depicting a witch carrying a bag with "PUBLIC DOMAIN" written on it, full of bones. Her hat has the SCP logo attached to it. The text reads, "STEPH & ROUNDERHOUSE present: A PUBLIC DOMAIN WRITING CONTEST." Beneath it, a subcaption reads, "Time to rob some graves!"
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
if teamcon is fishcon I will ask every SCP author on a date
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
teamcon! Just a week away!!
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8773 "Hence when the antiquated are truly neglected, if not forgotten, may the sand at the bottom of the hourglass remind time of what betided, so the folk of tomorrow might grasp the beauty and the lessons of the foregone" New Artex gift for Pedagon posted!
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8271 An evil, terrible, fucked up fish I wrote for @metalravioli.bsky.social!!!
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SCP-8271 - SCP Foundation
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
the end of art exchange….. meaning I will not post until the next one
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
This year for Christmas I’m asking Santa to explode the scp wiki
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Guys can you believe it! Christmas! Just a week away!!!
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Few days left till art exchange deadline, time to lock in and write thousands of words in a small frame of time
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Yes!!! Yesss!!!! Follow me!!!! Follow MetalRavioli!!!!
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I might be insane
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
every christmas season the public rediscovers that george micheal was gay
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Ollie Fern @whalefern.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
mantis shrimp mantis shrimp not a mantis or a shrimp is he strong? rocket punch eats a crab for his lunch look out! here comes the mantis shrimp
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
BREAKING: Autonomous anti-genocide activists bring the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade to a grinding halt after blockading the McDonald’s float for a second year in a row. “Those grinches who thinks they can disrupt the parade: it’s not going to happen,” Mayor Eric Adams said yesterday.
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
this thanksgiving I am thankful for all the little gay scp authors inside my computer
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
What if we took the scp wiki and pushed it somewhere else
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Hello loyal followers, if you want take a looksie at my author page on the SCP Wiki and all the wacky kookie stories I’ve written there scp-wiki.wikidot.com/metalravioli...
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MetalRavioli's Author Page - SCP Foundation
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
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wink @winkwonkboi.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
anyways check out my shit if you havent already scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-winkwonk...
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the winkwonk page v2 - SCP Foundation
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Everyone’s so much more active here it’s like they’re actually happy to be here!!
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Art exchange: the one time of year MetalRavioli actually posts to the wiki
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The SCP Foundation 🏳️‍⚧️ @scpwiki.com · 10/11/2024
It is yet again the winter season, and the air is getting chilly. And with the snow falling down, once again arrives... ❄️☃️THE 13TH ANNUAL ART EXCHANGE!☃️❄️ Come join us for our yearly gift-giving event! Sign ups end November 15th! scpwiki.com/forum/t-1698...
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13th Annual Art Exchange - SCP Foundation
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
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MetalRavioli @metalravioli.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Hello
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