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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#gettingspootered
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
a lot of people don't know this, but your library card actually gives you access to a underground tunnel network of strange architecture and unclear purpose
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
So my date didn’t go great a few weeks ago and my biggest regret is I brought them homemade soup but Im not getting my thermos back
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
If you were an ace attorney character, what would your gimmick and breakdown be?
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I feel this. I occasionally drink a coffee late at night only to feel The Consequences
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Thank you! Im bringing them homemade soup
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Date tomorrow! Nervous and excited
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Conked up crete-style
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
This was me with my sister as a kid, except instead of smugness I had a look of genuine confusion when saying “Im not doing anything!”
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Im gonna attempt to read 25+ books this year
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Forgo marijuana. Smoke dill weed
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
One good deed always sparks another #Klaus
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
People may accuse me of being annoyingly positive but frankly I still think that’s far better than being annoyingly negative
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
A friend and I have gotten into the habit of calling each other every night to read a recipe at each other. At the same time. I love goofy bits with my friends
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
This is a PSA for all the people like me who don’t think they’re a good person for X reason: you don’t NEED to be a perfect person. You can make mistakes, mess up, and do/say shitty things. The important thing is keeping an open mind, and being willing to apologize and change when you do sucky stuff
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I bought spirit island game on steam so that I can find people to play with using quick play. No one uses quick play. I cry
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
books books reading books
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
The best part of taking a step back from hobby communities is it’s easier to distance yourself from the hobby drama
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I hope yall are having a wonderful day, because I certainly am right now
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
It’s my birthday. Worship me.
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I really wish @dropout.tv would post the recipes used on the gastronaut show
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I feel this so hard. People really gotta be more honest, it would save a lot of heartache
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
choo choo
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AwhRyan @awhryan.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I hate how this post comes back and goes viral every couple months when it's such obvious misinformation. Like if your voicemail is still working, you can call 911.
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Relateable. I loved Slay the Princess, idk something about how it tells its love story really pulls at me
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
God it’s fucked up how Ive been dragged into the stupid horse game AND IM ACTUALLY HAVING FUN
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Bad news everyone. Ive been diagnosed with bigbuttitis. Please pray for me on my healing journey
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Submitting my 2 week notice today!
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Personally Im a Hushery fan. I love the aesthetics of winter, endings, and quiet
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Do you have the tier list website for this?
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Fucked up that when I play Monster Prom games I can’t win even when I use a guide but its also possible to win by trying to lose
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Wtf metal you’re not allowed to go to the beach! The sign CLEARLY says “no cool people allowed!”
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Me: Wow these cooking show contestants are doing terribly Also me: Messed up making mashed potatoes today
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Is there a way to immigrate to Lapisland?
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Imagine how many more and higher quality games we would get if CEO salary was instead spent on hiring more designers for current and future games
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I’m mad. I’m watching a cooking competition where the judges are doing a blind taste test where they don’t see the dishes. AND THE CONTESTANTS ARE MAKING DISHES WHERE PRESENTATION IS A KEY PART OF THE DISH! THAT THE JUDGES WONT SEE! screaming
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Oh Im pretty sure there will be a 6th history after the trip
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I would drink the encaustum terminales
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Who up martialing their edicts
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Evil edge book…
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I think there needs to be a version of “Hellfire” from Hunchback of Notre Dame but Frollo sings about the temptations of cheese instead of Esmerelda. And I’d be Frollo in this version.
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I love soup so much
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Writing is surprisingly bad on mental health; Im in a similar boat as you. I hope you’re doing okay.
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
I think that life would be better if all bathroom stalls were installed with a “That was easy” button
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Lapis you gotta catalog those books! Can’t nap until you catalog your books!
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Frankly it’s the other guests who are rude by not looking you in the eyes when talking to you
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I think Peel deserves to be forward facing. As a treat
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
What did the dilves talk about?
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I think ears and nostrils should have tongues. Without tastebuds, of course. I just think our lives would be heightened by every orifice having a controllable muscle
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ParallelPotatoes @parallelpotatoes.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
A-MEN 🙏 LOVE ME THAT SIX WHOLE MOON AND WINTER and 3 edge too I guess
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