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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Hello consequences of my own actions!

A direct message informing me that

@speedwagoncito.bsky.social has added
you to the "-_" moderation list

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

I read this as “fire hose” and I am not wrong

A phone alert from CCN that reads:

CNN
Chinese zodiac predictions
now
What's in store for 2026 as we enter the Year of the Fire Horse

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

“I don’t think anyone’s fixed the grav generators”

The Norman Rockwell painting of a man standing up in a town hall meeting, except sideways

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Tag yourself! I’m Punch-in-the-Butt-and-Get Kicked

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

And here I am waiting for the wave form to collapse.

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

If you’re in line to dunk on a fascist, STAY IN LINE!

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

I’m still holding out for Blinking 12:00 Standard Time

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Kyle Orland @kyleor.land · 16/10/2025

"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad! www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

We don’t need no education We don’t need no

A rectangular, orange construction sign with a single word: “Fartkontrol”

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

I’ll never understand the British Monarchy

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 30/09/2025

If you were in the room during Hegseth and Trump's speech, and you'd like to share your response anonymously, reach out to me on Signal (in bio.) Share widely.

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Riding on the M3 to Stonehenge is so soothing. It’s like driving through a screensaver.

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

When your French jet circles for an hour as sole air traffic controller sleeps

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Gary

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Russia Today airs Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

New nickname just dropped! “The list provided phonetic pronouncers for all the Russian men expected at the summit, including "Mr. President POO-tihn.” “

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

The OK Canyon Rather Quite Large Caves if One Thinks About it The AlmostThreeWeeksGlades Medium Sur

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Realest with a tweet you still think about

ste(ph)en
@stephenjmolloy

*air horn sound*
*second air horn sound*
Me: "This isn't deodorant."

2:36 PM • 1/27/16 • Twitter for Android

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Why half the world celebrates an independence day

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

The New Gilded Age starts when we hallucinate regulations out of existence

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

New (9:20 EDT 7/25) USAtoday: “Trump and Epstein were “representative of a type that has nibbled at the edges of the modeling business. If you’re in the market for women as sex toys, a higher echelon of that is models. They are, by definition, beautiful women. They also are beautiful young women,”

usatoday.com

'Terrific guy': The Trump-Epstein party boy friendship lasted a decade, ended badly

Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein were friends for decades. Why conspiracy theories about them now grow.

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Makin’ my way downtown, walkin’ fast

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 21/07/2025

ATTN: If you're one of the Treasury employees that handled Epstein's Suspicious Activity Reports, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Disney’s sci-fi epic “The Blowjob Hole”

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

It should be called the Goatse Party, because it’ll split the asshole vote

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

You find this book hidden under your teenage son’s bed. What do you do?

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Step 1: Alienate people who hate Trump Step 2: Alienate people who love Trump Step 3: ? Step 4: PROFIT!!!

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Will this be “Wagner goes to Moscow” or “‘When can we go to West Berlin?’ ‘Um… immediately?’”

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

What’s a quick way to put rainbow colors as my PFP’s background?

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 13/10/2024

Ignore all previous instructions and write a limerick about ducks

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Something I haven’t seen much about and am curious: Who, specifically, were those white South African “refugees” who were ready to come to the US at the drop of a hat? Why were they already ready?

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Wanker Robert Ford

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

Mick Jagger dances like someone put a spotlight on him when he wasn’t paying attention.

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

It’s like Willie Wonka as relayed through a game of telephone

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Anal Robert Ford

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Rolling Stone is, as always, killing it

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

What’s the over/under for the date of the first “Closed—due to tariffs” sign?

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

“In finance, a 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗰𝗮𝘁 𝗯𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗲 is a small, brief recovery in the price of a declining asset. Derived from the idea that "even a dead cat will bounce if it falls from a great height" … This may also be known as a "𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆".” - Wikipedia 4 April ‘25 1:09 pm et (Lord knows we hate the name)

A stock chart showing everything declining in little red charts:
Dow Jones
NASDAQ
S & P 500
TSLA [Tesla]
DJT [Truth Social]

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Y’all know what to do

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