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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D

@paradeocrap.bsky.social
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“Please, sir, my horse, she is very sick” Primarily a “yes…and” writer of silly replies. 💙(blue) 🌊 (wave). Be warned: I will post GIFs and impressively outdated memes. UX Researcher. Drone Videographer. GO STEELERS!

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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Hello consequences of my own actions!
A direct message informing me that 

@speedwagoncito.bsky.social has added
you to the "-_" moderation list
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Oops! Might as well make it all public now.
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Sure, there’s gonna be a lot of suffering and death. But think of the poetry!
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Speedwagon? Yeah, they we kinda mid
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Or, even better, a bonded pair of cats. They’re adorable!
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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a man is holding a microphone and making a funny face .
Alt: Danny Glover holding a microphone on stage, raising his eyebrows and opening his eyes wide to say “Good.”
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Ya think?!?
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This is an oddly specific bit of information to know
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Is it Styrofoam?
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I read this as “fire hose” and I am not wrong
A phone alert from CCN that reads: 

CNN
Chinese zodiac predictions
now
What's in store for 2026 as we enter the Year of the Fire Horse
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
This qualifies as romantic in my book! (Stamps “Certified!” on your drinking-game cheat sheet)
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I got my girl 11th. Am I going to hell?
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
( please dont take as an insult lmao)
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
“ECHO!”
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
That makes the ratio 428.57 pounds of fish per criminal charge
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a shooting star with the words " the more you know " behind it
Alt: NBC’s “The More You Know” logo flying across the screen like a comet
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I have no idea what the scale of this image is. It could be a Matchbox, it could be four stories tall.
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I read this and now I’m British against my will
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
(Shaking my tiny fist at the sky)
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
…of course.
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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a rocket is being launched in a field with the words mundo y mundo on the bottom right
Alt: A toy water-powered rocket launches majestically across a sunny field in front of a suburban forest
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Been out sniffing bitches, Reginald?
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
It does, after all, have the most enclosed cargo space that can (barely!) fit in a suburban garage. And is ludicrously easy to load. And fulfills one’s midlife crisis yearnings.
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I am a both a US owner and the only actual use case: • Wife is a local Realtor™ • We stage houses using our own furniture & marketing supplies • Like a vehicle that can attract attention to our open houses • Use car as base for drone & camera (incl. recharging equipment batteries) • Me wantee
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a man in a suit and tie stands in a crowd
Alt: From Arrested Development. Tobias Fümke stands up at an outdoor ceremony and yells, “There are dozens of us. DOZENS!”
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
“In order to” = “which will also”
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
RELEASE 18% OF THE KRAKEN!
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a sunset over a large body of water with a boat in the background
Alt: One tentacle of a sea monster rises out of the ocean in an animated movie
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Waldo, the dildo you just can’t find
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Clack clack
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
News article from The Guardian:
“Marine life

Scientists fight crab for mysterious purple orb discovered in California deep

E/V Nautilus team find likely sea slug 5,000ft below sea off Santa Barbara

Analysis reveals foot and proboscis, making it 'a gastropod of some kind'

Alan Yuhas
Sat 30 Jul 2016 06.00 EDT
© 8 years old

More than 5,000ft below the surface of the ocean, in a canyon off the coast of southern California, the purple, globular creature appeared to glow under the submersible's lights.

"What is that?" one researcher asked, as the submersible's camera moved over a crab to where the tiny orb hovered near a ledge.
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Police Officer 2: “Lotta confetti for a funeral”
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Here ya go!
A short thread of Tumblr posts:

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So The Sims 3 might have the greatest patch notes ever

bonewagon:
• Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lOTS.
• Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor.
• The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band affiliation.
• Fixed a tuning issue so that Sims now vomit at acceptable levels.
• It is no longer possible to Try for Baby' with the Grim Reaper.
• "Become Enemies with Child" wish no longer appears.
• Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out.
• Pregnant sims can no longer brawl.
• Baby Sims will no longer become stuck on a Sim's hand while driving a car
• Sims will no longer receive a wish to "Skinny Dip" with Mummies.
• A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die.
• Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die.
I can't stop laughing holy shit
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Mrs. Wheeler from Stranger Things
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Gradually, then suddenly
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Kernel
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a man in a white suit is holding a bucket of kfc .
Alt: Colonel Sanders holding a bucket of KFC at an empty stadium while the camera circles around him
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Hook them all up to the same joystick and play the same multi-platform game simultaneously
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Reminds me of this shot I got at the DMV
Photograph used in vision tests — a straight road leads off towards mountains in the distance, with a red-and-yellow hot air balloon centered over the road, just above the horizon
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
This guy knows far too much about real-life explosions
The Norman Rockwell Guy Standing Up in a Townhall Meeting painting
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Must be adopted with his sister, Lies
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
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a man peeking out from behind a couch with the words pivot in yellow letters
Alt: Ross fro Friends helping move a couch up some stairs. The couch is stuck behind a column, clearly not able to turn the corner, while Ross, crammed awkwardly behind the couch, yells “PIVOT!”
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
youtu.be
Meat Loaf - I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by MeatLoafVEVO
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
This further supports my theorem that the van is for BlueSky interventions.
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I can tell you from personal experience, this van is for interventions
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Gift link below (thanks to the Gift Articles feed) bsky.app/profile/edbo...
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Sung to the tune of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Robotequila
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Weirdest warning label I’ve read today
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I legitimately thought this was a photo of an Elmo plushie lashed to the tire with ropes
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I legitimately thought this was an Elmo plushie lashed to the tire with ropes
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Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I aim to please, not to read carefully
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