Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Oops! Might as well make it all public now. 010
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Sure, there’s gonna be a lot of suffering and death. But think of the poetry! 010
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Or, even better, a bonded pair of cats. They’re adorable! 220
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 25/02/2026media.tenor.coma man is holding a microphone and making a funny face .Alt: Danny Glover holding a microphone on stage, raising his eyebrows and opening his eyes wide to say “Good.” 000
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 25/02/2026This is an oddly specific bit of information to know 000
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I read this as “fire hose” and I am not wrong 021
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 17/02/2026This qualifies as romantic in my book! (Stamps “Certified!” on your drinking-game cheat sheet) 020
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 29/01/2026That makes the ratio 428.57 pounds of fish per criminal chargemedia.tenor.coma shooting star with the words " the more you know " behind itAlt: NBC’s “The More You Know” logo flying across the screen like a comet 140
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I have no idea what the scale of this image is. It could be a Matchbox, it could be four stories tall. 110
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I read this and now I’m British against my will 010
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 20/01/2026media.tenor.coma rocket is being launched in a field with the words mundo y mundo on the bottom rightAlt: A toy water-powered rocket launches majestically across a sunny field in front of a suburban forest 040
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 18/01/2026It does, after all, have the most enclosed cargo space that can (barely!) fit in a suburban garage. And is ludicrously easy to load. And fulfills one’s midlife crisis yearnings. 000
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 18/01/2026I am a both a US owner and the only actual use case: • Wife is a local Realtor™ • We stage houses using our own furniture & marketing supplies • Like a vehicle that can attract attention to our open houses • Use car as base for drone & camera (incl. recharging equipment batteries) • Me wanteemedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie stands in a crowdAlt: From Arrested Development. Tobias Fümke stands up at an outdoor ceremony and yells, “There are dozens of us. DOZENS!” 110
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 17/01/2026RELEASE 18% OF THE KRAKEN!media.tenor.coma sunset over a large body of water with a boat in the backgroundAlt: One tentacle of a sea monster rises out of the ocean in an animated movie 010
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Police Officer 2: “Lotta confetti for a funeral” 001
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Kernelmedia.tenor.coma man in a white suit is holding a bucket of kfc .Alt: Colonel Sanders holding a bucket of KFC at an empty stadium while the camera circles around him 050
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Hook them all up to the same joystick and play the same multi-platform game simultaneously 020
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Reminds me of this shot I got at the DMV 020
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 26/12/2025This guy knows far too much about real-life explosions 170
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 22/12/2025media.tenor.coma man peeking out from behind a couch with the words pivot in yellow lettersAlt: Ross fro Friends helping move a couch up some stairs. The couch is stuck behind a column, clearly not able to turn the corner, while Ross, crammed awkwardly behind the couch, yells “PIVOT!” 000
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 22/12/2025youtu.beMeat Loaf - I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) (Official Music Video)YouTube video by MeatLoafVEVO 000
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 22/12/2025This further supports my theorem that the van is for BlueSky interventions. 000
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 21/12/2025I can tell you from personal experience, this van is for interventions 030
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Gift link below (thanks to the Gift Articles feed) bsky.app/profile/edbo... 000
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Sung to the tune of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” 020
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I legitimately thought this was a photo of an Elmo plushie lashed to the tire with ropes 100
Parade O’ Crap Ph.D @paradeocrap.bsky.social · 16/12/2025I legitimately thought this was an Elmo plushie lashed to the tire with ropes 010