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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 1h

What are you using for the other 24 days?

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You aren't ready for the Bo Nix rushing yards flex

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

NUTS. ON. (K9 is on bye this week and I'm so fucking scared.) CHINS @johnjf125.bsky.social @dscoul.bsky.social

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The DB taunting while his back is turned to the already thrown DPI flag has to be the funniest god damn thing in all of sports.

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAS Fuck the Texans forever

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My wife just referred to Bulbasaur as "Round and Blue" and I am really struggling on which part to tackle first.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

THESE NUTS HANG ON @johnjf125.bsky.social LIKE A PAINTING IN THE LOUVRE, K9 FOR A BANDO WE DON'T NEED THE RECEIPT (we've never been this high in the survivor league and I choose to be insufferable until further notice)

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

tHe TeXaNs ArE a SuPeR bOwL tEaM

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The kingdom to heaven is behind a paywall and I for one am totally shocked. I can't believe this one, single instance of greed has tainted my Christianity. Thankfully, Tebow is only pausing his efforts until this momentary lapse is quickly resolved.

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Don't you have a new QB to pick up?

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Fuck, I've only been hitting rails like I'm god damn Nyjah Huston. I need to find rich parents quick

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

MRW @johnjf125.bsky.social adds another QB to his bench in the Chopped league.

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A father and son in matching Ohio State CJ Stroud jerseys is child abuse.

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"Perfect kick" *punt goes out at the 25* Collinsworth, you drunk bitch

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

A second Pablo Torre has struck Los Angeles.

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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together

photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I guess I can add one more hobby.

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

HUGGIES AND PAMPERS? THE AUDACITY OF THE AMERICAN FENCE SITTER. PICK A SIDE, DAVID

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

MRW the wrong thing happened today

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Alternate headline: Unapologetic serial rapist is sad he doesn't have community support.

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

In Spidey and His Amazing Friends, young Peter tells Black Panther that "With great power comes great responsibility". This is a phrase told to Peter in the final moments of Uncle Ben's life. So in Disney Junior canon, Spidey saw his Uncle get capped at a speedrun pace and does not give a fuck.

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I really hope Coffin Flop has a new season this Summer.

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

L And I cannot stress this enough MAOOOOOOOOOO

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

If you get the biscuit over the mcmuffin, I don't trust your decision making.

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

A new hire at work asked if I was 40 years old because of my greying hair and first of all go fuck yourself.

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

OP Tweets my 3 year old definitely would make if he had a phone

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

My mom called Wemby "that tall white guy from the Spurs"

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Oh that's real?? I assumed that snap was a clickhole link 😂

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

"Grandma has to go home, there's a rerun of The Closer on tonight"

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

"I need John Cena to save me now I need John Cena To save me now I need John Cena to save my life John Cena will save me" Finally, a palatable Skillet song.

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I finally realized I was an old man when Kroger started playing a 20 year old Fall Out Boy song on the loud speakers and I said "oh heck yeah" Just fucking shoot me.

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I'm hanging that last sentence on the fridge.

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

JT learned how to launch the Paramount app and it's ruining my fucking life.

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Last year we lost the remote for a full week because it got jammed between the top couch cushions

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

My 3 year old learned the phrase "Yeehaw, Partner" and if it isn't the rootenest, tootenest cutest thing on this got damn frontier. No idea where he got it from though.

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Papa JackJohn @papajackjohn.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Gas stations that have Hot Dog rollers operating with ZERO dogs on them are going to be my villain origin story.

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