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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸

@alkori.net
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🇨🇦 moose* occasional Twitch streamer. I play bass, and prefer playing metal. 🤘 48yo. Unflinching 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ally. Husband/dad. He/him. AuDHD/type 2 diabetic. moose@alkori.net All socials at: linktr.ee/alkorin *Not a real moose. Also, FSCK TWITTER.

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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 29/09/2026
Got my copy of Shagohod's A Curse that Hides the Door on vinyl. Love this album. Even better than Tin, Gold, Lead and Blood, in my opinion. If I were still doing Rocksmith charts, I'd totally chart this one.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 29/09/2026
In a fit of activity, I cleaned up my Discord. I have to wonder how much RAM I just freed up by leaving that many servers. Probably enough to matter.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 27/09/2026
The Bitwarden extension for Firefox is utter garbage. After about half a day of running, here it is, using massive amounts of CPU. I kill the process, the extension reloads, and history repeats itself. It didn't do this under Chrome. Too bad I hate Google more than I hate restarting a process.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 27/09/2026
Daaaad, halp, I forgot how to bed ~
Teddy forgot how to bed!
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 27/09/2026
What the actual fuck is this timeline??
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But I need to smile more.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 26/09/2026
1st night H Uwu'tek prog. Not bad, not bad.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 25/09/2026
The saddest wipe ever. Womp womp.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 25/09/2026
Sometimes, I discover things about the world that I wish I didn't know, and will never be able to forget. Today was one of those days. Yes, I'm being vague on purpose. But the thought stands.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 22/09/2026
Took yesterday off sick. Got in this morning before anyone else on my team. One of my contractors arrived, and immediately reminded me that we're under a lot of stress and a tight deadline. Another arrived, laughed, and said he might as well go home because I beat him in. I LOST MY SHIT.
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MFSTEVE @mfsteve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Weeknd gets it pitchfork.com/story/the-we...
pitchfork.com
The Weeknd Debuts New Song Sampling Neon Genesis Evangelion Theme
He performed it in Tokyo with Yoko Takahashi, who sings the anime’s opening theme “A Cruel Angel’s Thesis”
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 18/09/2026
Oh, this is perfect. There’s an AI service called Delulu, which is hilariously ironic, because all generative AI is delulu. #delulu #LLM #irony
An AI called Delulu. Hilarious.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 18/09/2026
She’s heeeeere! Yay! #newcar #EV #subaru #trailseeker
My new Subaru Trailseeker!
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 09/09/2026
"Hey, we've noticed that you're playing GamePass games from a Linux system. Fuck you, pay us more money."
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The ultra-wealthy keep trying to pit the rest of us against each other with scare tactics ("communists!" "men in the ladies room!!" "brown people!!!" "drag queens!!!!") to keep us from noticing that our real problem is THEM. They want us to fight *any* war—except a class war. Happy Labor Day.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 04/09/2026
I am potentially buying a car tomorrow. 🫢
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 02/09/2026
Very seriously considering an Android phone (that I can de-Google to some extent). Anyone have recommendations on specific brands/models? I'm a power user, I will likely root it, and I play games (lots of them).
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 02/09/2026
Today was a workday that made every other workday feel like a day at the beach. Tomorrow, I have to explain why to the rest of my team. Thoughts and prayers, please, folks.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 01/09/2026
That's every smart device in the house, hosted on Home Assistant. Goodbye, Google. Fsck you very much.
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Here are some ways to “De-Google” your life. Other suggestions welcome. If this latest corrupt capitulation to Trump isn’t enough for you, read @doctorow.pluralistic.net’s Enshittification chapter on how Google killed competition and then deliberately made their products worse to increase revenue.
List of how to replace Google servicesList of how to de-Google your devices.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 30/08/2026
Photo from my iOS copy of Google Maps, as of this morning. I am in the process of moving off of all Google platforms. Yay for choice, sort of: I own a bunch of Nest products, and I need to figure out if they can move to anything non-Google. IT'S LAKE ONTARIO. Period. #lakeontario #neverlakeamerica
A map from the iOS Google Maps app, showing Lake Ontario also named as "Lake America" in parentheses.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 26/08/2026
Still chuckle when Ninja Sex Party hits us with "I know it's most unusual to come before you so" in 6969. Masterful tribute to Rush.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 25/08/2026
If you see this post a duck 🦆
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Lemonade Stand Duck Asks for Grapes
ALT: Lemonade Stand Duck Asks for Grapes
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 24/08/2026
127 wipes or so... then I upgraded my weapon with a max level crafted. 2 pulls later...
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 23/08/2026
Yay. Some kills happened tonight.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 22/08/2026
3.5 hours live last night. 0 chatters. 0.7 average viewers. Yeah, I think I'm done with Twitch. Between the AI bullshit and the complete lack of anyone giving a shit, this is a net minus for my mental health. It ain't worth it if "hanging out" with people means standing in the corner, alone.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 22/08/2026
18+ | Grab a brewski, grab a snack, and check out this moose on the loose! | !lights !socials !tangia www.twitch.tv/alkorin
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Alkorin - Twitch
18+ | Grab a brewski, grab a snack, and check out this moose on the loose! | !lights !socials !tangia
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 18/08/2026
The cafeteria at my workplace is now using AI slop to advertise menu specials. Whyyyy? Le sigh. Another place I won't support anymore. For the prices they're charging, they can afford to do this shit properly.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 17/08/2026
I don't know how Geddy and Alex can keep their shit together when performing the Neil Peart tribute songs. I would absolutely, 110%, not be able to stop myself from losing it. It's essentially a eulogy for their best friend, on stage, in front of 10,000 people, while playing music and singing.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 17/08/2026
Decided to install Windows Server 2025 on my Gaming PC instead of Windows 11, mostly because I can team the network connections, but also because FSCK COPILOT. There is much, much less AI integration in Windows Server. For now, anyway.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 13/08/2026
Given that I just saw Rush, it should come as no surprise that I'm listening to...
Cover art for Rush - A Show of Hands
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Living Abroad @whiteoveralls.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
WTAF? They just don’t even care. I have to imagine this was what it was like when Germans were terrorizing Jews.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 12/08/2026
Streaming friends, remember to turn this shite off.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 10/08/2026
Let’s. Fricking. Goooooooooo. #Rush #FiftySomething
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 09/08/2026
Aw yeee, it’s concert time sooooon
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 06/08/2026
I love this song. And I hate this song. I can't play it without having a thousand thoughts. I wish it had never been written. I wish it didn't have to be written. But I'm thankful for its message, even if, a decade later, so many still aren't listening. Thank you, @stevenwilsonhq.bsky.social.
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Steven Wilson - Routine
YouTube video by Steven Wilson
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 05/08/2026
No streams this week/weekend, I'm going on a family vacation. Yaaaay.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 05/08/2026
Some random guy from CustomsForge Discord just DMed me. I'm wondering how long it'll be before he tries to sell me something.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 04/08/2026
Oh my god. FINALLY, one of these bastards got caught. I see them every single day on my way to and from work. Too bad there will be like... 500 more tomorrow. Hell, there were probably 500 before and after this jerk. #otttraffic
ctvnews.ca
Driver caught speeding 162 km/h in Hwy. 417 HOV lane in Ottawa
A driver is facing several charges after being observed speeding in the High Occupancy Vehicle (HOV) lane on Highway 417 in Ottawa’s west end.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 04/08/2026
ngl, the vast, vast majority of positive interactions I've had with people on bsky have been with trans people, and I love this. The exception is a single trans musician who blocked me for an unknown reason. It sucks, but I have no way of asking her why without violating boundaries, soooo... bleh.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 04/08/2026
What a fun weekend. My daughter punched me right in the gut when I was picking her up from art class. I don't care what internet randos think. I care what my kids think, and she said, without saying it, "stop growing your hair, you'll always look bald". It sucked. So, I shaved my head again.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 03/08/2026
Don't care how many people knew. Don't care how obvious it was. Kevin Owens coming out for that 4-way match was AWESOME. Spine-tingling, even. These are the moments that make wrestling great.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 03/08/2026
Normal person: "Can't sleep, I'll read a book". Me: "Can't sleep, I'll install an OpenShift cluster".
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 02/08/2026
Currently backing up all my photos/videos to @proton.me. Will back up my documents from my home server next. Is this what not being watched by Google feels like? Because it feels pretty damn alright.
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Dragons Nest Stream Team @dragons-nest.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Introducing our very own Stream Team Leader @tatsuyainc.bsky.social "I get a little wild, a little out of control and a little naughty in the sweetest way possible, but for the most part I love to have a great time!"
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
There is no such thing as apolitical.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 02/08/2026
Mia's got a point. I'll offer Under the Red Cloud, Queen of Time, and Halo by Amorphis as a contender for second place. Although, in all honesty, if I could ignore Halo and put Borderland in there instead, I would.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 02/08/2026
Shove your "don't be evil" straight up your ass, AlphaGoogle. Oh, and while I'm at it, I hope your datacenters burn before the planet does.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 02/08/2026
This is the last straw. Not that I should have needed yet another red flag from Alphabet, but this is as good as any. I just deleted my entire message history from gmail. It was going to serve as a backup in case Proton shit the bed at some point, but, no, I'll set up a local IMAP server for that.
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Alkorin 🇨🇦 🫎 🎸 @alkori.net · 02/08/2026
I keep watching people unfollow me while I'm live. It's demoralizing as fuck. Follower count hidden, lol.
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