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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 55m

playing PSABR for the first time. is this not the ugliest game ever made

PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 17h

Chipotle’s chili lime chips are a big miss… They taste good for the first three or so you have but it’s impossible to handle that texture and flavor for too long. It’s too earthy and rich!!!

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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

OlliOlli: Switch Stance s $2.99 on US eShop buff.ly/E8ivR38

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

as a kid I got the “bladder of steel” achievement in Rock Band 2 and nowadays I never get up to use the restroom when i’m seeing a movie at the theater #skilltree

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I think Digger is an INT check and a lot of people are failing

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Rocco Botte @roccobotte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

OutKast - So Fresh So Clean (Vocal Cover)

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

PinkPantheress is easily one of the most enjoyable celebrities of our time. She’s gorgeous, but can also look like a giant dork. She’s very talented and good at writing songs, but comes across as mega awkward in interviews.

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Primus should make a song about a strange man why haven’t they done that

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026

NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

kinda awesome how useful AI can be, like when I use it to generate one extremely specific ugly fuck video that only works in context to reply to one specific tweet that gets a bunch of people to put me on their block list the moment they see it

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

As a Columbus resident I straight up think Marlow’s does a better cheesesteak sandwich than Wario’s. But Wario’s costs $4 more so I guess that’s how you get national recognition

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Hottest character in Crystal Crisis (Elise) isn’t even from an existing property wtf

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

When you learn the art you liked/reposted is fanart of a vtuber #ihatevtubers

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Cmon man, give The Beatles a listen. They’re pretty good :)

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

President Trump is an evil loser, Benjamin Netanyahu is this generation’s Hitler, and if you align with anything these men stand for, then you’re an ignorant fool who shall forever wallow in your blind hate

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I believe I will enjoy the Resident Evil movie but that review tweet saying it’s better than Barbarian and Weapons is something I straight up do not believe. I would love to be proven wrong though

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

When she got asdfmovie humor but you genuinely haven’t gotten play since zeeky boogy doog

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

That clip of the CIA guy talking about Benjamin Netanyahu but redirected at the NFL having some games be Netflix exclusive

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Friend told me that since his birthday is on Kirksmas Eve that his parents only get him presents for the one day, meanwhile I get two days of presents a year. Kinda sad…

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Just rewatched the opening cinematic for KH2 for the first time in a while. If you don’t fuck with this series you’re a Heartless Nobody

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

idk what it is with Nintendo and completely fumbling their English dubs for every Zelda game after Hyrule Warriors

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Link looks like a geisha with how he looks so pale and caked in makeup. Young Zelda also looks weird. And the primitive look for the Kokori Tunic is obviously just adding a bunch of detail for the sake of detail. I think everything else looks pretty good but a lot these concerns are core visuals…

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I am allowed to be a Notre Dame fan and also think people making fun of Marcus Freeman’s hair is really funny

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

if i wrote for the onion i'd write a headline that was like "Breaking News: The president is an orange!" and then you'd click it and the article would be like "An orange-haired no-good crook, that is!" that might seem a little mean-spirited but the way i see it, i'd get a click and you'd get a laugh

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

American Summer was probably the worst pre-movie trailer I’ve seen in a long time. Temu movie

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I think Stage Tour looks good now (way better than before) but I have no idea why they’re using the character they are for promotion. He looks so fuckin’ ugly and they have shown there are plenty of better looking characters in the roster

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

I quit gaming. Fuck this stupid shit

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Newsflash bitch: I’m fucking gaming!!!

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Just rewatched this oh my god this was basically perfection. What a freak

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

listening to clips from the yakuza 1 dub have me very sympathetic towards original audio truthers

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

two seasons in a row that completely invalidate one of your cosmetics #okay

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

It’s so hard to not let myself get at least a little off balance from reading a god awful game take with high amounts of engagement

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

From the guys who brought you Rising Thunder (didn’t like it), from Riot Games, (don’t like), featuring characters from League of Legends (don’t like) comes a game that gets shelved after not too very long

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

"Mandatory Fun" has the worst Weird Al song on it, being Inactive. It sounds like shit!!! Its got a bunch of parodies for songs I think have not aged well so they just feel annoying in retrospect. My Own Eyes is good fun, really well produced, and Sports Song is my fav song here youtu.be/XGbqGkS1c2w

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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Sports Song (Official 4K Video)

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

With "Alpocalypse" I think the average quality of song is fine. Three rise above the rest, being Whatever You Like, which is a solid parody, Stop Forwarding that Crap to Me which has a fun progression, and Skipper Dan, which IMO is the best on the album. youtu.be/a0cCRRFi1aA

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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Skipper Dan (Official 4K Video)

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

"Straight Outta Lynwood" is the album I owned growing up. Easier to say I'd nix Weasel Stomping Day and Do I Creep You Out over glazing every other song on here, cuz they're all good! Confessions Pt. III is my fav here, I forgot how fucking funny it was youtu.be/yqnNBcoKvlU

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Confessions Pt. III (Parody of "Confessions Pt. II" by Usher)

YouTube video by Weird Al Yankovic - Topic

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

"Poodle Hat" is good! Some skip-worthy parodies, but it starts strong with Couch Potato, and Ode to a Superhero is good fun too. Some real solid originals on here... too much to list! I'll give it up to one I never heard before and am fascinated with. Genius in France is nutty youtu.be/dNky_uNl1gk

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Wanna B Ur Lovr

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

"Running With Scissors" is Al's best album. Lite on weak spots, dope parodies. Pretty Fly for a Rabbi and Jerry Springer are very well executed. Truck Drivin' Song is a hilarious original, and Albuquerque is legendary. All About the Pentiums is my fav. Al sounds AWESOME on it youtu.be/qpMvS1Q1sos

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

"Bad Hair Day" gets it back on track with a good deal of good original songs. Everything You Know is Wrong and Since You've Been Gone are fantastic, and The Night Santa Went Crazy is great dark comedy from Al. I'll suggest Callin' In Sick cuz I never heard it before and love it youtu.be/ppEW_KhHNVc

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Callin' In Sick

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

When it comes to original songs, I think "Alapalooza" is the weakest selection he's got. I can't distinctly recommend any of them. His parody, Jurassic Park, is great, and STUCK in my fucking head since first hearing it. The top pick here is Bohemian Polka. Best polka from Al youtu.be/F4IqaACsOrQ

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Bohemian Polka

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

"Off the Deep End". I don't love a lot of the parodies on this one. I know Smells Like Nirvana is well regarded but I think its a little too lazy in the lyrics. Trigger Happy and I Was Only Kidding are great originals, but You Don't Love me Anymore takes the cake. youtu.be/kWD5gdpt4Dw

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"Weird Al" Yankovic - You Don't Love Me Anymore (Official Video)

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

"UHF" is the tie-in album for the movie of the same name. Pretty strong when it comes to non-movie stuff. The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota is the clear best song here. Long, sounds great, and funny the whole time. You can see the seeds for later Al epics being laid here youtu.be/Yv_QUiDYTTg

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The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Much like with "In 3-D", "Even Worse"'s best song is the MJ parody, Fat. Particularly great music video, probably the best parody music video ever made. Faithful and fucking funny. Good Old Days is really funny too. I like it when Al is playing the character of a fucking psycho youtu.be/4XYyphia1JM

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Good Old Days

YouTube video by Weird Al Yankovic - Topic

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

"Polka Party" is fine. Addicted to Spuds kinda impressed me with how much I enjoyed it as a food themed parody. Dog Eat Dog is probably the easiest song to recommend because he does the David Byrne sound really damn well youtu.be/TuSlrEoPWoQ

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Dog Eat Dog

YouTube video by Weird Al Yankovic - Topic

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

"Dare to Be Stupid" has a fine baseline of parodies (especially Like a Surgeon), and two of his strongest originals with the title track and One More Minute. My song rec here is gonna be Slime Creatures from Outer Space because its balls insane. youtu.be/dvCw873c-vg

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Slime Creatures from Outer Space

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

For "In 3-D", Eat It is by far and away the best song. Just god-level parody of a god-level song. But Buy Me a Condo is probably my other favorite on the album. Very fun genre approach and a kinda inflection you never get out of Al youtu.be/G80QKjPh6m0

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Buy Me a Condo

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PantzForHire @pantzforhire.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Treated Weird Al's discography like how I did Queen and finally went through it all after being a lifelong fake fan. Self titled is fine, but also very elementary. This song goes hard though. Just a really good chorus and something that has broader appeal than simple novelty youtu.be/kAOYUTdkM-w

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I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead

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