Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1hI find your response obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud 100
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1hSomeone jail this pervert. I’ve never seen such a bad opinion about Pizza. 120
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1hAll I know is I report any images I see on here which arouse me. 010
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1hThink I’ll draft an official Pants Shaton statement in solidarity with Ukraine and Zelensky. Hopefully Mayor Pete in Southbend and the town crier in Bath will join me. 100
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 1hIs Myanmar where you go to live when Thailand and Cambodia bar you for ‘suspicious behaviour’? Gorgie’s PF Gadd 120
Reposted by Pants ShatonSpooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 9h"What an astonishing coincidence that 63% of you have developed asthma at the same time." - Jurgen Klopp, 2020 0125
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 10hLot of Union Bears stickers at Edinburgh Airport Be a while before those cunts need to be at an airport again 130
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 23hAnd not even because he likes the music - it’s more about the lifestyle 120
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 23hCan someone explain why Gogic wasn’t red carded for DOGSA and no attempt to play the ball? When Findlay was against Aberdeen. 100
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 23hHave you read ‘Julia’ - the reworking of 1984 from her perspective? It’s excellent. 000
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 23hI’m assuming he’s a PHM*. Edinburgh born - North Berwick raised. *am I fuck 100
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Is that McFadden and Thompson joking on Sportscene about how they’re really Celtic and Rangers fans (despite the St Mirren / Motherwell pretence)? Ooh the banter ! 220
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026youtu.be/y10-54G3YMUyoutu.beCalvin Miller visits Sevil Smile StudioYouTube video by Sevil Smile Studio 100
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I’ve never seen a winger (at our level) who is so robust - stays on his feet and can’t get bullied 150
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Minetta Tavern JG Melon Au Cheval In Manhattan are up there with the best burgers in the world (Minetta is probably the best) but, that aside, give me Edinburgh any day of the week. Unfortunately food rules in Scotland dictate that burgers are cremated 110
Reposted by Pants ShatonHearts Standard @heartsstandard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026🎙️ Reaction to Hearts 5-0 St Mirren 🎙️ @sked21.bsky.social & @craigcairns.bsky.social reflect on a very positive afternoon at Tynecastle Park.youtu.beREACTION | Everything clicks as Vrancken's side dominate | Hearts 5-0 St MirrenYouTube video by Hearts Standard 092
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026There are cities in the USA ten times the size of Edinburgh that can’t touch the quality of food on offer here. Thats just simple facts. 120
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026How many shan ‘retro’ Reebok tracksuits will the vermin have to shift before they can afford to sign a player who isn’t fundamentally dugshite? 220
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The only thing more correct than this, is that humans don’t belong in tiger enclosures 110
Reposted by Pants ShatonEverybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Feel that this could be it for Hibs in their brave annual battle against relegation. A brave decision to appoint Al Murray Pub Landlord as gaffer certainly, but looking foolish now 031
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My mum’s first ever Hearts match today. In her late seventies. She’ll be coming back whether she likes it or not! 😂 2160
Reposted by Pants ShatonEverybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 10/10/2026WELL I NEVER FELT MORE LIKE SINKING THE BOOZE THAN WHEN THE JAM TARTS WIN AND THE HIBEES LOSE OH JAM TARTS, YOU'VE GOT ME SINKING THE BOOZE 061
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026This will be superb - last year’s one was a great Christmas gift 000
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Let’s not overlook the fact that he’s outrageously handsome too. 110
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Can’t be long before Isobel Campbell left - she looks like she’d rather not be there 010
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026A nice selection sir. I would have had Bros in there. 120
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Maybe. Or maybe we play about 10x as many games these days. Who can tell? 010
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026No idea of this is correct or not but this is what Claude came up with. They all seem real at least. Makes me wonder what prompt / system was used for the effort above… 100
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Since my old boy retired he stalks the first team at the Oriam (watches the training sessions) He’s just sent me the team for tomorrow - looking good. Hearts 4 St Mirren 0 280
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026People always say Ravi would have won more caps if he’d played for the Old Firm and not been an AI hallucination 010
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Surprised that @everybodylovesij.bsky.social is reminiscing about his schooldays and not a mention yet of rucks, mauls or knock-ons. 100
Pants Shaton @pantsshaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The 3 Hearts boys are good and the Raith lad also seems decent. Do they still have that weird jester Hibs fan who acts like a halfwit for cheap laughs? 200
