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Pani Mauser

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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great moments in Scottish engineering history: James Watt tries to work out how his phone attaches to his selfie stick.
Statue of James Watt. In his right hand he holds a telescopic stick with a frame at the top; in his left he holds a flat object about the size of a large smartphone. He is scowling at the possibly-not-a-smartphone as if he is tempted to yeet it into the sea. On that basis, it probably _is_ a phone.
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Pani Mauser @panimauser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Those orlock ogryns are so good! I do not even have orlock gang, but I want them! Venators, maybe?🤔
Orlock ogryn
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Davey Wilbury @daveishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh no, the scam everyone says is a scam may turn out to be a scam
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Niu ( ̄y▽ ̄)╭ Ohohoho..... @niuniente.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There was a Chow Chow on a tram 💗
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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Spooky Asphodel @asphodelles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yvraine
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/09/2026
I think that he should've had Altman arrested for running a company committing cybercrimes
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Spooky Asphodel @asphodelles.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Eatsbluecrayon @eatsbluecrayon.rollenspiel.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
Perfection. UNMUTE! This NEEDS sound! www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8OtzJtp-EM #birds #LedZeppelin
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing
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Adam Becker @adambecker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nice to see this getting some attention. It's completely true, and I dearly wish more journalists understood where these common narratives about AI actually come from.
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Spooky Asphodel @asphodelles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Jeffrey Vagle @jvagle.me · 12/09/2026
Journalists, please take note: AI* tools are not sentient, so stop referencing Skynet. Please turn your attention to the human beings building, running, and selling these tools, and start asking questions there. In the meantime, @doctorow.pluralistic.net has provided an excellent explainer here.
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Pani Mauser @panimauser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Got to try out Exodites today. Very fun, even if it plays by very separate rules from the rest of Kill Team. Though I fail to grasp when you use actual melee weapons on elves. Dino chomp with 6 attacks+brutal seems like a superior option even on blademaster. Lethal5+ is nice, but 6 attacks is nicer
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Pani Mauser @panimauser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
and suddenly my order got cancelled? le fuck?!
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So the whole '10% chance AI will destroy humanity in the next decade thing' 1. Ultra clippy won't 2. If they actually believe this they secretly added the caveat 'not them though' 3. It's fucking marketing, again. Please credulous journalists engage your brains for 2 seconds.
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
everything is capybara
painting of a giant capybara swimming in a sea of galaxies with several planets
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Tabletop Minions @tabletopminions.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Rex is a nut job.
A brown cat upside down on top of the cabinet he’s not supposed to be on - a silly look on his face.
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Pani Mauser @panimauser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Huron's LE ordered, and I really hope GW will not do this weird day/time ever again. I am used to preorder my GW stuff Saturday 10am, and I do not need extra thing to remember after the night shift😑
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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Pani Mauser @panimauser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Whoever did photography for Exodites book deserves a raise. Stunning miniature photos🤩 Overall, this is one of the best books GW has done in a while, both in presentation and content. 'How to make your own terrain' section hit me like a truck. Talk about proper nostalgy-baiting 😁
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RedWitch @feletida.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
double trouble #eldar #40k
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 08/09/2026
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 05/09/2026
"That's my neighbor! www.tumblr.com/radicalgraff...
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Binx @binxpaints.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Is it still Friday… and did somebody say yellow…
Lamenters Dreadnought Lamenters IntercessorsBig and small Lamemter
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Tom B @butcherr666.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
After 6 years trying, I'm giving up on trying to paint good, consistent yellow Although this I think was my best try
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Matt 'Wib' Ward @wib.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ah! The Lamenter beacon! Yellow is a bit of pain to get right but once you do ooooooh it’s satisfying. Here’s some recent yellows :)
A yellow retro space marine miniatureA yellow space marine thunderhawk miniature.A yellow space marine predator tank miniature
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A perfume with metaphorical carrot notes, long-lasting during astral projection.
A painting of a fake poster for a non-existent perfume, depicting a rabbit in vintage clothing holding a perfume bottle.
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Pani Mauser @panimauser.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Right when I was pondering whether I should buy this game or not. This firmly plants it in 'not'.
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Spirals doesn't fit in your boxes @tealed-copper.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"No way you wrote a 5 page essay without Al."

Buddy, we wrote them by hand, in cursive, the day before it was due, without even reading the book.
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The Saint of Sinners! @thesaintofsinn1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Happy Caturday 😹
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title reads, "Suddenly Finding A New Obsession".
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, in front of her computer. She has a bored expression on her face.
In the second panel we zoom in on her face. She looks suddenly alert.
In the third panel we zoom in even closer on her face. Her eyes and mouth are wide open in intrigue.
In the fourth panel we zoom out and see Sarah in front of her computer again, but this time she is dressed in a frog costume, surrounded by frog toys, and has an "I heart frogs" poster behind her.
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I never would have predicted that cutting 20% of the staff at the federal agency that makes sure our food is safe would result in a bunch of our food being declared unsafe.
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evil guy (comms open!) @shalpilot.etheirys.social · 28/08/2026
girl whatever
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Oculus Imperia @oculusimperia.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Never forget that Dolly Parton told you to threaten to shoot your boss' dick off and then beef up union protections and worker benefits.
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Eatsbluecrayon @eatsbluecrayon.rollenspiel.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026
First Geräuschlappen is done! Except for the base. I want to give him a cloudy base with some rocks like a mountain top poking through. I have to give this some more thought. But I like how he turned out. His gradient is like I imagined. #warhammer […] [Original post on rollenspiel.social]
A painted Screamer of Tzeentch. It has a gradient from a cool cloud like grey blue to a warm magenta over his body. The eyes are stark yellow and the horn protrusions are naturally bone coloured.The same Screamer but from the other side.The same Screamer seen from the front showing off the yellow eyes with black slit pupils
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Photo of a beautiful scrimshaw pie crisper made of aged ivory in the shape of a sea horse. Caption reads: Whaler made scrimshawed whale ivory Sea horse pie crimper, circa 1850.

@tonyhawktruther replies "string of words your grandpa lets out when he stubs his toe"
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Niu ( ̄y▽ ̄)╭ Ohohoho..... @niuniente.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Greeting's from Helsinki Punk Museum! The museum features Finnish punk movement from the 70's to current day. It was very nice! I have to go back someday to get their books. Punk Museum has a free own archive with photos, magazines, posters etc. at arkisto.punkmuseo.fi
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Eatsbluecrayon @eatsbluecrayon.rollenspiel.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
My Beast of Nurgle-plushie has arrived and he's ENORMOUS! Look at my beautiful son, all his rolls and folds! (little Paz'uz for scale) #Warhammer #Nurgle #Minipainting #BeastOfNurgle #Plushie #Warhammer40k
Photo of a big weighted plushie of a Beast of Nurgle sitting next to a painted Beast of Nurgle-miniature. The plushie is about twenty times the size.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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Pani Mauser @panimauser.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Guess it is time to read The Wicked and The Warped by @robertrath.bsky.social Spoilers, opinions etc are to follow below. If you want to avoid it - you know where the mute button is. But I will start with spoilerless appreciation of product design. Just look at this beauty! 🤩 So good!
The Wicked and the Warped Limited Edition coverThe Wicked and the Warped signature pageThe Wicked and the Warped side artThe Wicked and the Warped internal design
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Pani Mauser @panimauser.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I absolutely adore Gargant Grandma😍😍😍
gargant witchgargant witch
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⚒ José Simões ⚒ @josesimoes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Astronomy Picture of the Day Total Solar Eclipse Over Spain apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap26081...
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Marc Collins @malkydel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl... Guess the cat is out of the bag now! Huron Blackheart has to defend his domain of ill-gotten gains from the Great Devourer itself! Was a true honour to get to play around with as devious a monster as Huron.
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Huron Blackheart takes on Tyranids in a new Black Library novel
A new Warhammer 40,000 novel emerges from the Maelstrom.
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 11/04/2026
I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Monsters
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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
We've survived the entirety of human history without data centres. We can't survive more than a few days without clean drinking water.
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WRONG or METAPHYSICAL IN NATURE @jsthrill.modphi.com · 02/08/2026
agentofdeterioration
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The Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad is, to a modern audiences, what classicists have called "boring as hell," but I can't help but think that if you were watching Homer recite it it would have been more like when comedians go, "anybody here tonight from Chicago?" and the Chicagoans in the back start cheering
Homer's like, "and there were forty black ships from...
LOCRIS" and the Locrians in the crowd start going absolutely nuts
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